A wife sends her husband to a grocery store:
“And don’t forget to buy the milk, do you hear me?!”
“I hear you…”
“And take the low fat one, don’t mix up!”
“Take it easy, I won’t…”
“And don’t buy wine instead, like you did the last time, do you remember?!”
“Of course I remember…”
“And no beer, like the time before that, do you get it?!”
“I do,  I do….”
“Well, go then!”
Ten minutes later in the grocery store:
“What did she  tell me to buy – was it wine or beer? Oh, well, I’ll better take both, just in case.”

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