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Guro: Pedro Anong Mangyayari Kung Puputulin Ang Isa Mong Tainga?
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Guro: Eh Kung Dalawang Tainga Ang Puputulin?
Pedro: Maam Mabubulag Ako
Guro: Bakit Naman Mabubulag Ka?
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Top 15 Latest Tagalog Pinoy Jokes in 2021
Raffle
Mark Cortez Binigyan ako ni papa ng pera pambayad ng kuryente pero sa halip na ibayad ko, nahikayat akong bumili ng rafflle ticket para sa isang brand new car. Umuwi ako at sinabi kay papa ang nangyar...
Batman
Isang lasing na lalaki ang naglalakad ng makakita siya ng itim na madre at pinag sisipa at pinag susuntok bugbog sarado ang madre ng biglang magsalita ang lasing
lasing: wala ka palang binatbat "BA...
Tulang Magulo
Ang tungkol sa akig tula ay tulang magulo gzto ko itong isipin pero hinde ko maisip ang gzto kung isipin kay inisip ko nalang ang iniisip nang iba kahit akoy may sariling isip ganon ka gulo ang isip k...
Ang Promise Ni Mam
Mam: Class, ang makakasagot ng tanung ko ang unang uuwi!
Juan: (bumulong sa katabi) Huy! alam ko gagawin natin!
Mam: Wag kayung maingay! maghintay lang sa aking katanungan.
Juan: (binato ng papel s...
Ang Pare At Si Juan
juan:father sinilipan ko ang babae habang naliligo
father:ah ano nakita mo
juan:wala po
father:bakit
juan:kasi po nag brown out
father:bwisit ang meralco...
Diaper
Amo: inday pag ubos na ang pampers ihuggies baby dry mo na lang
Inday:opo sir
. lumipas ang dalawang minuto
amo: bakit nasa labas si baby?
inday: inihugis ko napo si baby wala ng pong...
SPELLING NG AMBULANCE
TITSER: JUAN SPELL AMBULANCE
JUAN: (NAG IISIP ) A....M
TITSER : FASTER
JUAN : WE WO WE WO MAM ALIS KA JAN BAKA MASAGASAAN KA ...
DULENG NA DRIVER
PASAHERO - pasakay po. magkano po hangang palengke
DRIVER NA DULING - 10 pesos lang totoy
'dumukot ang pasahero sa kanyang bulsa tila nagulat ang pasahero 5 pesos lang ang kanyang dalang pera ...
Hugot Kay Crush
crush alam mo ba ginawa yung pagkain para kainin ginawa yung pera para gastosin sana ginawa yung puso mo para sa akin
...
PINOY HENYO
Pedro : tao ba 'to?
Juan : hindi
Pedro : bagay ba 'to?
Juan : oo! oo!
Pedro : gamit sa bahay?
Juan : oo
Pedro : ginagamit sa kusina
Juan : oo! oo!
Pedro : matalim ba ito?
Ju...
Pogi Pero Maganda
juan;itay pinagalitan po ako ng titser ko
tatay;bakit anak
juan;kasi hinalikan ko po ang seatmate ko
atay;masarap ba anak
juan; opo tay kasi ang pogi nya...
WRISTBAND
Si Erap naliligo sa banyo ng biglang tumunog ang fire alarm. Dali dali syang bumaba hubot hubad, ng makita sya ng bodyguard nya biglang nagsigaw ng,
"Mr. President, may nakalimutan ho ata kayo!" ...
Astronaut
Interview sa mga aplikante bilang astronauts patungong Mars- Intsik, Hapon at Filipino
Interviewer(I): Ikaw Intsik anong gusto mo kasi hindi ka na makabalik dito sa mundo.
Intsik: Isang milyong dol...
Ang Parrot
isang araw habang naliligo si marya may dumapong parot sa may bintana ng banyo
parrot: kita ko maria !! kita komarya!!
marya :ikaw ibon ka pagdikatumigil kakalbuhin talaga kita
parrot:kita...
Top 25 Latest English Jokes in 2021
How To Catch A White Elephant Joke
How to Catch a White Elephant ============================= Submitted By Niels Kristian JensenGo to an place where there are white ele...
Internet Test Joke
Have you been spending more and more time using the Internet? Have your cheeks taken on that pasty white glow from over-exposure to your computer monitor? How do you kn...
Crackers? Joke
Patient: Doctor, you've got to help me. Every night I get the uncontrollable urge to go downstairs and stick my dick into the biscuit tin. Do you know what's wrong with...
How To Annoy People At Work Joke
How to Annoy People at Work1)Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inchpaper, 99 copies. 2)Practice making fax and modem noises. 3)Duringmeetings, d...
A Cattleman From West Texas Died… Joke
A cattleman from West Texas died & went on to the Great Beyond. As he approached the great gate, he noticed that the terrain was bare with no greenery. He remarked to t...
Bathroom? Joke
Out on the town one night, a young lad successfully chats up an attractive female, and they go back to her place. "You can't make any noise," she warns him. "My parents...
A Blonde At A Bar Joke
A blonde was sitting down in a bar one day next to a red-head. Both of them were sitting there having a good time and then the news turned on. The woman reporter shoute...
Horny Nurses! Joke
3 nurses go into the morgue, and there's a dead man's body lying there, with an erection.The first nurse sees it, and says "I'm gagging for it", gets atop the man and h...
Cards You Won’t Find At Hallmark Joke
"Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder:............. What was I thinking?""Congratulations on your wedding day!............. Too...
Stupid Insults 13/31 Joke
He demonstrates that beauty times brains is a constant. He donated his brain to science but they made an early withdrawal. He fell out of the ugly tree and hit every br...
If Airlines Sold Paint Joke
IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT . . .Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?Clerk: Well, sir, that all depends on quite a lot of things.Customer: Can you give me a guess? Is there...
No More Tricks Joke
A newlywed bride and groom had been busy at "it" for three days straight.The groom arose early and was reading the paper, thinking it was time to do something else. Whe...
Things Learned From Children Joke
1. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing pound puppy underwear and a superman cape. 2. It is stron...
Tips To Improve Your Writing Joke
1. Avoid alliteration. Always.2. Never use a long word when a diminutive one will do.3. Employ the vernacular.4. Eschew ampersands & abbreviations, etc. 5. Parenthetica...
A Fisherman’s Tale Joke
Two fellas are fishing in a boat under a bridge. One looks up and sees a funeral procession starting across the bridge. He stands up, takes off his cap, and bows his he...
Dont Mess With Me
My girlfriend broke up with me so I took her wheelchair, Geuss who came crawling back?...
Cremate Mother In Law Joke
A person receives a telegram informing about his mother-in-law's death.It also enquires him whether she should be buried or cremated.He replies, "Don't take chances. Bu...
New Chemical Elements! Joke
Two new chemical elements have recently been discovered. Here for the first time is a description of their properties.Element Name: WOMAN Symbol: WO Atomic Weight: (don...
Skipping School Joke
A woman realizes her son has not yet gotten out of bed for school.She goes into his bedroom and tells him to get up or he will miss breakfast."No," the son replies. "I ...
More Tail. Joke
A guy is outside in his front yard attempting to fly a kite with hisson.Every time the kite gets up in the air, it comes crashing down.After this goes on for awhile, hi...
The Three Survivors Of The Shipwreck… Joke
The three survivors of the shipwreck were being driven mad by hunger.The Irishman, an expert navigator, told the others that if they couldrow the lifeboat for three mor...
Drivers Identity By Location Joke
How to identify where a driver is from...One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: New YorkOne hand on wheel, one finger out window: ChicagoOne hand on wheel, one hand on ne...
A Problem Of Problems Joke
A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive. Each had a problem they had never before shared with anyone, not even each other. The ...
Lost Far From A Home Joke
A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessie's house, and grandpa Morris gets out.The polite policeman explained that this elderly gentleman said that he was lost i...
Happy Birthday…yech! Joke
Bruce comes home one day and says to his lover, "Please do me a favor. It feels like something's stuck up my ass. Could you check it out for me?" His roommate lubes up ...
