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Malapit Sa Katotohanan

Nag-utos ang mahal na hari na kung sino man ang makakasagot sa kanyang tanong ay ipapakasal sa mahal na Prinsesa. Hari: Makinig kayong lahat, heto ang aking katanongan... Ano ang kasinungalingan na...

Bibili Ng Vitamins

Nasa drug store ang isang Lola para bumili ng vitamins. Lola: Pabili nga ng vitamins para sa aking Apo. Tindera: Anong vitamins ho ang gusto nyo, mayroon kaming Vitamin A, B, C Lola: Ok lang ...

Galing Sa Basurahan

Si Juan ay taga bundok na lumuwas ng Maynila upang dumalaw sa isang kamag-anak. Pagdating sa Maynila, siya'y nadukutan, nabugbog, nadaya at iba't-iba pang kamalasan ang umabot sa kanya kaya walang nat...

Pinakamaliit Na Manok

Juan: Anong pinaka maliit na manok? Pedro: Ano? Juan: Knorr Chicken. Wahahahaha Pedro: Mali ka dyan pre, may mas maliit pa kesa Knorr Chicken Juan: Talaga? e ano? Pedro: Giniling pre, giniling na...

Doc And Nene

Doc: Anong nangyari sa mga tenga mo? Nene: ganito kasi yon Doc habang nag plaplansya ako ay may biglang tumawag aksidente kong napickup ang planstya. Doc: bat dalawang tenga mo ang nagkaganyan? Nene: ...

Malinis Na Isda

Nanay: Tikboy, hugasan mo nga yong isda at iluluto ko na. Tikboy: Bobo kaba Nay? Bakit pa huhugasan e malinis napo yan kasi sa tubig nakatira. Nanay: Tarantado kang bata ka, halika dito para map...

Takot Sa Diabetes Joke

Juan: Pedro, tara at mag-coffee break muna tayo. Pedro: Sure, cge Juan. At nag coffe break nga sina Juan at Pedro. Habang nag titimpla si Pedro ay may napansin si Juan. Juan: 0h, Pedro, nagla...

Nag Kita Kita Ang Mga Lider Ng Bansa

Mga leader nagkitakita.... Donald Trump: tinapun ang iPhone,sa dagat Duterte: sayang naman Trump: cellphone is nothing in my country. PM Abe: nilaglag ang sports car sa dagat.. Duterte: nako sayang ...

Firestone Tire

Nagpahula ang mag-ina kay Madam Auring. Madam Auring: Bukas mamamatay ang anak mo sa apoy at bato. Nanay: Naku! Umuwi na tayo anak at mag-ingat tayo, baka pa tayo maaksidente. Kinabukasan. ...

Sasakyan Comedy Logic

juan: may tatanong ako sayo pedro: ano yun juan: ready ka na ba pedro: oo juan: Anong sasakyan ang hindi naliko? pedro: (nag iisip) hindi ko alam Kayo ba alam nyo eto ang sagot pero bago sagot isip m...

Ang Madaldal Na Parrot

Tumawag ng tubero si Mrs. Mendez. "Magandang hapon po, Mang Kadyo. Pakiayos naman bukas yun lababo ko." "Sige ho."sagot ng tubero. "Pero wala ako bukas sa bahay, iiwan ko nalang ang susi sa kapitba...

Gumuhit Ng Hayop

Teacher: Class ang gagawin natin ngayon ay gumuhit ng isang hayop. E guhit ninyo ang hayop na lagi nyong nakikita. Pagkalipas ng isang oras... Teacher: O Juan, bakit tao itong ginuhit mo? Jua...

Laglag Ang Panty

Isang araw pumunta sa simbahan si Janice para humingi ng payo kay Padre. Maganda, maputi, makinis at sexy si Janice kaso madaling nalalag-lag ang kanyang panty sa mga p...

Period O Comma

Titser: Ano ang madalas gamitin...Period o Comma? Juan: Kama po mam! Kasi ang ' Period ' buwanan lang...e ang ' Kama ' kahit ...

Tinira Kahit Saan

Isang araw humingi ng payo ang isang babae kay padre dahil sa problema sa bf nya. Babae: Padre, hingi po sana ako ng payo kasi ang boyfriend ko tinitira ako kahit saan. Padre: Kahit saan? Bab...

Getting The Story Straight Joke

When a man in Macon, Georgia came upon a wild dog attacking a young boy, he quickly grabbed the animal and throttled it with his two hands. A reporter saw the incident,...

Say Again? Joke

A numbers mob was looking for a runner to pick up betting cash in a new location( A very rich area - Expected around $200,000 in cash daily ). A man was chosen but neve...

Daylight Savings Time Joke

Daylight Spending TimeWhen I was in junior high school my mother played agood trick on my father. She was always an earlyriser (as in 5:00 a.m.). My father had to get u...

Clone Joke

A scientist had been keeping a secret for over two decades -- he had sucessfully cloned a human being.He kept meticulous records, raising the clone-child in his laborat...

He Said, She Said Joke

He said... I don't know why you wear a bra you've got nothing to put in it. She said...You wear briefs, don't you? He said... Do you love me just because my father left...

Laws Of Household Physics Joke

Ever notice that the laws of household physics are every bit as real as every other law in the universe? Here are a few examples:1. A child's eagerness to assist in any...

A Few Words Of Wisdom Joke

"I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat people." - Ed Bluestone "Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slow...

Beer Contains Female Hormones Joke

Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the ...

The Animal’s Warning Joke

A farmer and his pig were driving down the road when a cop pulled him over.The cop asked the farmer, "Didn't you know it is against the law to ride with a pig in the fr...

Alligator Shoes Joke

A young blonde was onvacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in theworst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices th...

Pecuniary Reasons Joke

A few moments after the daughter announced her engagement, her Father asked, "Does this fellow have any money ?" The daughter shook her head sadly. "Oh Daddy ! Y...

Another Castration Joke

A man went to his doctor and said, "I want to be castrated.""What?" said the doctor, "surely you don't want that.""Yes," said the man, "that's what I want; I insist."So...

Pass Out In Shock Joke

The man passed out in a dead faint as he came out of his front door onto the porch. Someone dialed 911. When the paramedics arrived, they helped him regain consciousnes...

50 Things To Do In A Mall Joke

1. Ride mechanical horses with coins fished out of the reflecting pond. 2. Try pants on backwards at the Gap. Ask the salesperson if they make your butt look big. 3. Di...

Careful Now Joke

Then there's the woman who goes to the dentist.As he leans over to begin working on her, she grabs his balls.The dentist says, "Madam, I believe you've got a hold of my...

Getting A New Deputy Joke

The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer - who was not exactly the sharpest nail in the bucket went in to try out for the job."Okay," the sheriff drawled, "...

Definition Of Windows Joke

Webster's Dictionary definition of Windows 95Windows95: n. 32 bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16 bit patch to an 8 bit operating system originally coded for ...

Getting A Date. Joke

There was a loser who couldn't get a date. He went to a bar and asked this one guy how to get a date. The guy said, "It's simple. I just say, I'm a lawyer."So the guy w...