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Malinis Na Isda

Nanay: Tikboy, hugasan mo nga yong isda at iluluto ko na. Tikboy: Bobo kaba Nay? Bakit pa huhugasan e malinis napo yan kasi sa tubig nakatira. Nanay: Tarantado kang bata ka, halika dito para map...

Takot Sa Diabetes Joke

Juan: Pedro, tara at mag-coffee break muna tayo. Pedro: Sure, cge Juan. At nag coffe break nga sina Juan at Pedro. Habang nag titimpla si Pedro ay may napansin si Juan. Juan: 0h, Pedro, nagla...

Nag Kita Kita Ang Mga Lider Ng Bansa

Mga leader nagkitakita.... Donald Trump: tinapun ang iPhone,sa dagat Duterte: sayang naman Trump: cellphone is nothing in my country. PM Abe: nilaglag ang sports car sa dagat.. Duterte: nako sayang ...

Firestone Tire

Nagpahula ang mag-ina kay Madam Auring. Madam Auring: Bukas mamamatay ang anak mo sa apoy at bato. Nanay: Naku! Umuwi na tayo anak at mag-ingat tayo, baka pa tayo maaksidente. Kinabukasan. ...

Sasakyan Comedy Logic

juan: may tatanong ako sayo pedro: ano yun juan: ready ka na ba pedro: oo juan: Anong sasakyan ang hindi naliko? pedro: (nag iisip) hindi ko alam Kayo ba alam nyo eto ang sagot pero bago sagot isip m...

Ang Madaldal Na Parrot

Tumawag ng tubero si Mrs. Mendez. "Magandang hapon po, Mang Kadyo. Pakiayos naman bukas yun lababo ko." "Sige ho."sagot ng tubero. "Pero wala ako bukas sa bahay, iiwan ko nalang ang susi sa kapitba...

Gumuhit Ng Hayop

Teacher: Class ang gagawin natin ngayon ay gumuhit ng isang hayop. E guhit ninyo ang hayop na lagi nyong nakikita. Pagkalipas ng isang oras... Teacher: O Juan, bakit tao itong ginuhit mo? Jua...

Laglag Ang Panty

Isang araw pumunta sa simbahan si Janice para humingi ng payo kay Padre. Maganda, maputi, makinis at sexy si Janice kaso madaling nalalag-lag ang kanyang panty sa mga p...

Period O Comma

Titser: Ano ang madalas gamitin...Period o Comma? Juan: Kama po mam! Kasi ang ' Period ' buwanan lang...e ang ' Kama ' kahit ...

Tinira Kahit Saan

Isang araw humingi ng payo ang isang babae kay padre dahil sa problema sa bf nya. Babae: Padre, hingi po sana ako ng payo kasi ang boyfriend ko tinitira ako kahit saan. Padre: Kahit saan? Bab...

Regalo Sa Nililigawan

Juan: Tatay!! Tatay: Ano yun anak?? Juan: Ano po bang magandang iregalo sa babaeng nililigawan ko??. Tatay: Ahm,anu bang itsura niya..?? Juan: eh,eto lang naman tay, Maganda, Mabait, Matal...

Civilized Na

Juan: Kumusta na? long time no see ha! Pedro: Kararating ko lang galing sa Africa. Juan: Africa? Pedro: Oo. Doon kami nadestino, e. Juan: Hindi ba maraming cannibals doon? Pedro: Na...

Kinidnap Si Juan

Juan: mama tulong kinidnap ako!!! Kidnaper: wag kang maingay papatayin kita! Mama: asan ka anak? Kidnaper: bigyan mo ako ng milyon ibibigay ko to sayo ang anak mo! Mama: 500,000 puwede? ...

Ang Manok Ni Pedro

Isang umaga habang nagpapakain si pedro sa mga alaga nyang manok pang sabong, napansin nya ang isang manok na kakaiba at nag sasalita. Manok: ilaban mo ako... ilaban mo ako... Pedro: aba eh, kak...

Eksperto Sa Pag Amoy

Mang Kanor: Mamang bulag balita ko eksperto ka daw sa pagamoy. Bulag: Syempre naman, dahil wala kaming paningin ay pang amoy na lang ang hinahasa namin. Mang Kanor: Pwede bang subukan? Bulag:...

Happily Addicted To The Web Joke

Sung to the tune of "Winter Wonderland"Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin',From my mouth, drool is glist'nin',I'm happy--althoughMy boss let me go--Happily addicted to th...

Variation Of Return Your Keys Joke

Another twist to this would be to distribute fifteen blank keys to male friends of the bride-to-be and two more blank keys to a guy and a very old lady. Then, during th...

Cookie The Cat’s Resolutions Joke

5. I will not demand to get out the minute after I come in ? and visa versa. 4. I will not scratch wallpaper, curtains, furniture, clothing or my scratch pad.3. I will ...

Airline Joke

A blonde buys a plane ticket to Miami. (It's a coach Ticket). When she gets on the plane she sits in first class.The steward who checks tickets says, "I'm so sorry, thi...

Didn’t Make The Cut… Joke

A few children's books that didn't make the cut:1. You Are Different and That's Bad 2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables 3. Dad's New Wife Robert 4. Fun f...

“E I E I O.” Joke

It was general question time on the "Top of the World" quiz show and the host first asked the Hungarian contestant: "Complete this line of a song and spell your answer ...

The Signalman’s Test! Joke

Tom is applying for a job as a signalman for the local railroad, and is told to meet the inspector at the signal box.The inspector decides to give Tom a pop quiz, askin...

This Pill Allows You To Fly Joke

A man went into a bar in a high rise. He saw another man take a pill, take a drink, walk to the window and jump out. He flew around for a minute and zipped back into th...

McQuillan Walked Into A Bar Joke

McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar. When the jar was filled with olives and all the ...

The Forrest Gump Connection! Joke

Forrest Gump - Life is like a Box of chocolates...Forrest Dahmer - People are like a box of chocolate, YUM!Forrest (Homer)Simpson - Mmmmm, chocolateForrest the Hun - Ch...

Wisdom Quotes Joke

Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried. Mae West Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens. Jimi Hendrix The pen is mightier than the sword, ...

Things In Life I’ve Learned. Joke

I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.I've learned that no matter how much I care, some peopl...

Run Mr Taliban Song… Joke

Sung to the tune of "Day-O" (The Banana Boat Song)Day-O...oh Day-O,Air force come and they flatten your homeRun Mr Taliban, we know where you're hiding,Air force come a...

If Microsoft Made Toasters… Joke

If Microsoft made toasters...Every time you bought a loaf of bread, you would have to buya toaster. You wouldn't have to take the toaster, but you'dstill have to pay fo...

Big Red Truck Joke

There was a blonde whose house was on fire. She called the fire department and asked them to come put it out. When they asked how to get to her house, and she rolled he...

Surgical Error Joke

A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy.Shortly after he recovers from his an anesthetic, his surgeon comes in and tells him: "Well, I've got good news and I've go...

Dump Trucks And Fat Ladies! Joke

A man and his son were traveling to the bank one Saturday morning when they stopped at a corner. The little boy hearing a "Beep..Beep..Beep" and ask his dad where the s...

Writtin In Urine Joke

Bill Clinton steps out onto the White House lawn in the dead of winter. Right in front of him, on the White House lawn, he sees "The President Must Die" written in urin...

Welfare Office Joke

A young man walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi, I hate drawing welfare. I would really rather find a job. The man be...

Gulf War Remembered! Joke

Q. What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common ? A. Nothing, yet.Q: What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ? A: Turkey.Q: What do Miss Muffet and Saddam Hussein have i...

Blonde On Computer Joke

How can you tell that your blonde secretary has been typing on your computer?White-out on the screen!How can you tell she's made the corrections?She wrote over the whit...