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AKING BUHAY

*TULA* --AKING BUHAY-- Oh Aking nilalangit Nilalangaw pati puwit Kung sa ganda mo ako'y samba Sa utot mo ako'y tumba Kung sa langit ika'y tala Sa lupa ikaw ay tekla Buhok mong paalon alon ...

Color Na M

Teacher: Juan anong mga kulay ang nagsisimula sa leter ‘M’? Juan: Maroon po! Teacher: Good! Ano pa? Juan: Mellow, Mreen, Mlue, Miolet at Morange po! Teacher: Melly Good! Melly Good, Ju...

Logic 2.0

3rd Place Ka sa Karera... Kapag naunahan mo Ang 2nd Place Pang Ilang place kna? O eto sagot pagmayabang Mo sa Kaklase mo... Sagot: 2ND PLACE BKIT? Kase bago ka maging 1st kail...

Dear Love

Dear Love, Una sa lahat at hindi sa huli Nagsulat ako dahil may papel at bolpen ako Alam mong crush kita hindi yung crash sa airplane Kundi crush sa puso ...

Waiter

Sa restaurant alalang alala ang mga waiter dahil sa dami ng mga tao subalit sa isang restaurant may mayabang na tao at lumapit sa waiter at sinabing: Mayabang: hoy waiter bakit tagal ng order ko? (N...

Mainit Ang Ulo Ni Bakla

Si Bakla ay pumasok sa parlor shop Parlor artists: good morning Ma'am! sir pala mag papahupit ho kayo Bakla: hindi!! mag papa haba ako ng bohuk halika dikitan mo nang dumami at humaba. Pumunta si...

Ano Ang Nakakagulat Na Pagkain

Ano ang nakakagulat na pagkain? Timothy:Ano? Luis:Edi.sabaw tska kanin Guro:Bkt Luis:kasi SOUP RICE (sabaw tska kanin)...

Auntie,mama,papa,Lolo,

Auntie kba?ikaw kase auntienitibok ng puso ko ehh......mama ka ba ? Ikaw kase mamahalin ko ....papa kba ?ikaW kase papakasalan ko.... Ehhh yung Lolo? Ayun ba ,ikaw kase ang lolokohin ko.......^---^...

Magnanakaw

Berto: pareng Juan mmya gabi akyatin natin bahay ng mag asawang matanda kasi tuwing Sunday wala Sila out of town. Juan: ayoko pare baka May cctv camera. Berto: wala pare, hinde sila nag lagay kasi m...

Pasahero Sa Barko

Lumubog ang isang barko at kasama sa mga survivors ang isang Intsik. Narinig nya ang dasal ng isang Pinoy. "Iligtas nyo po kami, Santa Ana, San Jose, Santa Maria, San Isidro, San Gabriel"! Sumabat ang...

English Grammar

Sa isang paaralan ay may isang guro ang tumatawag sa kanyang mga estudyante. Guro1: hey childs! All of you come here. Childs! Childs! Narinig ito ng isa pang guro at pinuna siya. Guro2: Hala nak...

Maliit Ang Boses

Tutoy:Ate Ate bat maliit boses ko? (Boses bata) Ate: kasi tutoy dka pa binyagan (tule) dun ka nga sa kuya mo May ginagawa ako. Tutoy: kuya2 bat maliit boses ko? Kuya: haay nako tutoy dkapa nga tul...

Tagalog Riddle

RIDDLE : ANG GUMAGAWA NITO AY HINDI NANGANGAILANG NITO. ANG BUMUBILI NITO AY HINDI NYA MGAGAMIT ITO. KUN SINO MN ANG ANG MKAKAGAMIT NITO AY HINDI NYA ITO MA PAKIRAMDAMAN O MKIKITA ANU ITO? ...

Umutot Habang Naka Headset

may lalaking kumakain sa restourant, utot na utot na sya ,hindi nya na kayang pigilan.naisip nya na hindi naman siguro mahahalata at hindi naman maririnig ,dahil malakas naman daw ang music kaya sinam...

Kwentong Siopao

Berto: Miss isang siopao nga, yung babaeng siopao ha. Tindera: Babaeng Siopao? Berto: Yung may papel sa ilalim, kumbaga may napkin eh hehe. Tindera: Ah! Ganun ba? ang available lang kasi ngay...

Marriage Lessons Joke

On their 40th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Tom was asked to give his friends a brief account of the benefits of a marriage of such long du...

Polak Get Whipped Joke

Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a German, an American, and a Polak, and they get captured by some Amazons. The head of the tribe says to the German, "What do you...

Iraqi TV Guide Joke

Iraqi TV Guide MONDAY8:00 Husseinfeld8:30 Mad About Everything9:00 Suddenly Sanctions9:30 Allah McBealTUESDAY8:00 Wheel of Fortune and Terror8:30 The ...

My Pa Won’t Like It Joke

A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise and yelled over to the boy, "Hey Billy Bob, forget your troubles....

A Little Corporate Humor Joke

A little corporate humor----------------------I took some friends out to dinner last week, and I noticed a spoon in the shirt pocket of our waiter as he handed us the m...

Cristmas Quiz Joke

If athletes get athlete's foot, astronauts get missile toe.A bird dog could be called a point setter.James Fenimore Cooper wrote about the life of Santa Claus in his no...

Odd Wedding Gifts Joke

100 facecloths 25 darning needles any kind of keychain with something _way_ too big to fit in pocket or purse bag of potting mix box of legal size hanging file folders ...

Inspecting The Truck Joke

A young man was walking into town one day when a wood hauler gave him a ride.After traveling about a mile or two, the truck was stopped by the highway patrol for a weig...

Give Us New Missiles Joke

The 1982 Israeli invasion of Lebanon resulted in many dogfights between Syrian and Israeli jet fighters.In the end, the Syrians lost over 80 planes and had a number of ...

Sheep Shagging Joke

A researcher is conducting a survey into sheep shagging. First of all he visits a Cornish farmer."So, Cornish farmer, how do you shag your sheep?" "Well, I take the hin...

Majorly Busted Joke

Every Saturday morning he has an early tee time. He gets up early and eager, golfs all day long, sometimes 36 holes. Well, one Saturday morning he gets up early, dresse...

MICHAEL KENNEDY Joke

MICHAEL KENNEDY What's the difference between John Denver and Michael Kennedy? John Denver made it alive out of Aspen. Has Elton John re-written any of his songs ...

Let’s Swear Joke

Mother calls up stairs, "You boys better get down here and eat your breakfast or you'll be late for school!"As they are ambling down, the 5-year-old turns to the 4-year...

Deep Dark Secrets Joke

At school, a boy is told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, "I know the ...

Go On A Hiking Trip Joke

Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip. They had gone to bed and were lying there looking up at the sky. Holmes said, "Watson, look up. Wh...

Ten Things A Cat Thinks About Joke

I could have sworn I heard the can opener. Is there something I'm not getting when humans make noise with their mouths? Why doesn't the government do something about do...

Must Help The Wife Joke

Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. "Boss," he says, "we're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the at...

Idiot Chicken Farmer Joke

An idiot decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens to begin with. A month later he returned to the dealer for another hundred chickens because all...

Locked Car Joke

Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger.Blonde#1: I can't seem to get this door unlocked!Blonde#2: Well, yo...

One For The Volunteers Joke

Tennessee folks make fun of their northern Virginian neighbors with this quip: You know why birds fly upside down over Scott County, Virginia? "Cause there ain't nothin...

Wittle Wabbit Joke

A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp: "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbits?" And the shopkeeper gets down on his knees, ...