Isang gabi si Juan at Pedro ay nagnakaw ng mga bayabas sa kanilang kapit bahay at napagpasyahang hatiin ang mga yon sa seminteryo para walang makakita sa kanila. Habang papaakyat sa gate ng seminte... Read Full Joke

Nuong isang araw sumakay ako ng dyip, tag-init noon eh... tingin ako sa driver... nakita ko duling...dalawa lang naman kaming pasahero...sabi ko maya na ko magbayad... sa biyahe may nakasabay akong ba... Read Full Joke

May isang pamilya na malulusog silang lahat dahil gusto ng ina na malusog ang mga bata pinapainom nya ito palagi ng tubig 8 na beses sa isang araw ayaw na ayaw ng nanay na nakalabas ang tubig galing s... Read Full Joke

Magandang...Uhm Wait,Diba binabasa mo lang naman ang tekstong ito?! So diko alam kung maaga ba,gabi ba o hapon mo ito binabasa...Joke News Anchor:Magandang Balita sa inyong lahat! Ngayon po kami ay... Read Full Joke

Isang araw pumunta si JONEL sa kanyang GURO upang mag tanong. JONEL:maam may itatanong ako. GURO:ano yun? JONEL:maam may isang eroplano sa himpapawid may karga siyang 50 sako ng bigas, nahulog yu... Read Full Joke

Juan: Nagugutom Nako Di Pa Ako Kumakain Simula Kanina.. Juan: Kung Lalabas Ako Para Kumain Walang Mag Babantay Sa telepono.. Juan: EH Kung Turuan Ko Kaya Ng Konting Tagalog Tong Foreigner Nato??... Read Full Joke

Isang araw sa isang palasyo may tatlong bilanggo na nagngangalang Juan,Pedro at Macho dahil nagkasala sila binigyan sila ng pagkakataon ng kanilang hari na si Haring Basbas na makalaya Inutusan silang... Read Full Joke

ang gamit ay roller skates sobrang mahal na mahal ni juan ang kanyang ng asawa kaya ng malaman niya na tatlong araw ng patay ang kanyang asawa ay agad siyang umuwi galing saudi... sa sobrang pag... Read Full Joke

Guro: Pedro Anong Mangyayari Kung Puputulin Ang Isa Mong Tainga? Pedro: Ma'am Mabibingi Guro: Eh Kung Dalawang Tainga Ang Puputulin? Pedro: Maam Mabubulag Ako Guro: Bakit Naman Mabubulag Ka? Pedr... Read Full Joke

Mark Cortez Binigyan ako ni papa ng pera pambayad ng kuryente pero sa halip na ibayad ko, nahikayat akong bumili ng rafflle ticket para sa isang brand new car. Umuwi ako at sinabi kay papa ang nangyar... Read Full Joke

Two friends were out drinking when suddenly one lurched backward off his barstool and lay motionless on the floor. "One thing about Jim," his buddy said to the bartende... Read Full Joke

While they were taking up the collection, John leaned forward and said, "Hey, Marie, how about you and me go to dinner next Friday?" "Why Yes, John, that would be nice,... Read Full Joke

Computer Problem Report Form1. Describe your problem:________________________________________________________________2. Now, describe the problemaccurately:____________... Read Full Joke

A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at 2am, at which time he is extremely drunk. When he enters his house, he do... Read Full Joke

Two blondes are passing by a fruit shop when the grocer calls to them, "Bananas! 50 cents each or three for a dollar!"The girls stop and look at each other. "Well I sup... Read Full Joke

They told me at the blood bank that this might happen. This is just a 15 minute power nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to. I was wor... Read Full Joke

15 Pet Peeves Of Morticians...Best make-up artist in the world, but your models never make the cover of Cosmo.No moth, no Jodie Foster -- just leaves, dirt, and regular... Read Full Joke

Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?A1: "What's a lightbulb?"A2: One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.A3: Two. One to hold the D... Read Full Joke

The next door neighbor of a middle-aged wife came over to inform her that her retired husband was chasing around after young prostitutes.The woman smiled, "So what?"The... Read Full Joke

Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and nephews. However, she had relatives all over the country.The problem was that no matter how much she enjoyed seeing them, she ... Read Full Joke

BLONDE: "Excuse me, what time is it right now?"WOMAN: "It's 11:25PM."BLONDE: (confused look on face) "You know, it's the weirdest thing, I've asked that question thirty... Read Full Joke

So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite,he was really having a difficult time. The kite wasswinging wildly, not exactly what you'd describe asstable, so his... Read Full Joke

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead walk into a bar. The bartender tells them that in the restroom, there is a magic mirror. If you tell the truth in front of it, you g... Read Full Joke

A man lay spread out over three seats in the second row of a movie theater.As he lay there breathing heavily, an usher came over and said, "That's very rude of you, sir... Read Full Joke

Just wanted to check out that you gnarly dudes are using the latest andgreatest software technology fer yer rad code to make it easy for thedudes who have to read it. ... Read Full Joke

Two So-Cal guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court before the judge. The judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give ... Read Full Joke

The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.Sunday, November 29, 1992An ... Read Full Joke