Ang Promise Ni Mam
Mam: Class, ang makakasagot ng tanung ko ang unang uuwi!
Juan: (bumulong sa katabi) Huy! alam ko gagawin natin!
Mam: Wag kayung maingay! maghintay lang sa aking katanungan.
Juan: (binato ng papel s...
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Top 15 Latest Tagalog Pinoy Jokes in 2020
Ang Pare At Si Juan
juan:father sinilipan ko ang babae habang naliligo
father:ah ano nakita mo
juan:wala po
father:bakit
juan:kasi po nag brown out
father:bwisit ang meralco...
Diaper
Amo: inday pag ubos na ang pampers ihuggies baby dry mo na lang
Inday:opo sir
. lumipas ang dalawang minuto
amo: bakit nasa labas si baby?
inday: inihugis ko napo si baby wala ng pong...
SPELLING NG AMBULANCE
TITSER: JUAN SPELL AMBULANCE
JUAN: (NAG IISIP ) A....M
TITSER : FASTER
JUAN : WE WO WE WO MAM ALIS KA JAN BAKA MASAGASAAN KA ...
DULENG NA DRIVER
PASAHERO - pasakay po. magkano po hangang palengke
DRIVER NA DULING - 10 pesos lang totoy
'dumukot ang pasahero sa kanyang bulsa tila nagulat ang pasahero 5 pesos lang ang kanyang dalang pera ...
Hugot Kay Crush
crush alam mo ba ginawa yung pagkain para kainin ginawa yung pera para gastosin sana ginawa yung puso mo para sa akin
...
PINOY HENYO
Pedro : tao ba 'to?
Juan : hindi
Pedro : bagay ba 'to?
Juan : oo! oo!
Pedro : gamit sa bahay?
Juan : oo
Pedro : ginagamit sa kusina
Juan : oo! oo!
Pedro : matalim ba ito?
Ju...
Pogi Pero Maganda
juan;itay pinagalitan po ako ng titser ko
tatay;bakit anak
juan;kasi hinalikan ko po ang seatmate ko
atay;masarap ba anak
juan; opo tay kasi ang pogi nya...
WRISTBAND
Si Erap naliligo sa banyo ng biglang tumunog ang fire alarm. Dali dali syang bumaba hubot hubad, ng makita sya ng bodyguard nya biglang nagsigaw ng,
"Mr. President, may nakalimutan ho ata kayo!" ...
Astronaut
Interview sa mga aplikante bilang astronauts patungong Mars- Intsik, Hapon at Filipino
Interviewer(I): Ikaw Intsik anong gusto mo kasi hindi ka na makabalik dito sa mundo.
Intsik: Isang milyong dol...
Ang Parrot
isang araw habang naliligo si marya may dumapong parot sa may bintana ng banyo
parrot: kita ko maria !! kita komarya!!
marya :ikaw ibon ka pagdikatumigil kakalbuhin talaga kita
parrot:kita...
Lasing
May isang lasing sa daan. Nakita sya ng pulis!
PULIS : Hoy, umuwi kana lasing ka.
LASING : Hindi ako lasing!
PULIS : Lasing ka! Hindi mo ba ako nakilala?
LASING : Nakilala kita. PULIS KA!!
...
PARI AT MADRE
ISANG ARAW
SA CR:
PARI:SISTER IKAW BA ANG NARIYAN
MADRE:OPO FATHER
PARI:KUKUNIN KO LANG YUNG TUWALYA KO
MADRE:WAIT LANG KASI NAKAPANTY LANG AKO
PARI:O SIGE
MADRE:PASOK KA NA WALA ...
Away Ni Misis At Mister
mag asawa nag aaway
MISIS:TARANTADO KA
MISTER:TARANTADO KA RIN
MISIS:HAYUP KA
MISTER:HAYUP KA RIN
MISIS:TANGA KA
MISTER;TANGA KA RIN
MISIS;SUPOT KA
MISTER:WALA NAMANG GANYANAN
...
Boy Tattoo
isang araw sa pumunta ng restaurant si Boy Tattoo
Boy Tattoo: Waiter
Waiter: ano Po yun?
Boy Tattoo: Bigyan Mo nga ako Dito ng isang buong lechon manok at limang boteng beer.
Waiter: Sige Po pakih...
Top 25 Latest English Jokes in 2020
How Many Sheep Do I Have? Joke
There once was a blonde who was very tired of blonde jokes and insults directed at her intelligence.So, she cut and dyed her hair, got a make-over, got in her car, and ...
An Englishman, A Scotsman And An Irishman Joke
An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman were without tickets for the opening ceremonies of the summer Olympics but hoped to be able to talk their way in at the gate. ...
Knowing The Facts Joke
The following is a true story, and this situation supposedly occurred in a real courtroom.At a trial, an attorney was putting witnesses through an exacting cross-examin...
Short Guide To Religions Joke
Taoism: Shit happens.Buddhism: If shit happens, it's not really shit.Islam: If shit happens, it's the will of AllahProtestantism: Shit happens because you don't work ha...
Nose Picking Glossary Joke
THE KIDDIE PICK...When you're by yourself and you uninhibitedly twist your forefinger into your nostril with childlike joy and freedom. And the best part is, there's no...
Maid To Order! Joke
A fresh-faced lad on the eve of his wedding night goes to his mother with the following question: "Mom, why are wedding dresses white?"The mother looks at her son and r...
At The Doctors… Joke
At the Doctor's... -A young woman said to her doctor, "You have to help me, I hurt all over." "What do you mean?" said the doctor. -The woman touched her right ...
There Was An Old Woman On A Plane, Sitting Next To The Pope… Joke
There was an old woman on a plane, sitting next to the Pope. It was stormy outside, and the plane wasbeing rocked by some severe turbulence. So this kindly old lady loo...
Where Am I, Cathy? Joke
Attorney to witness: "What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning?"Witness: "Where am I Cathy?"Attorney: "And why did that upset you?...
Clinton And Gore At Lunch! Joke
Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.As they read the menu, the waitress comes over and asks Clinton,"Are you ready to order?" Clinton replies, "Yes...
Purchasing Mailing Lists Joke
With more than twelve billion catalogs being mailed annually, it's little wonder that marketers are distributing mailing lists anywhere possible. In one particularly cr...
New Driver’s License Joke
Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to the driveway, and climbs in the car, where he is going to take them for a ride for the ...
Q + A Iraqi War Jokes
Q: What's the national bird of Iraq? A: DUCK! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What's the fastest way to break up a b...
A Woman Goes To A Psychiatrist And Says… Joke
A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says, "Doctor, you've got todo something about my husband -- he thinks he's a refrigerator!" "I wouldn't worry too much about it," th...
At A Dentist’s Joke
Dentist: "Would you help me out? I'd like you togive a few of your loudest screams." Patient: "Why, Doc? It isn't all that bad this time." Dentist: "Well, there are abo...
Pinnochio Joke
Pinnochio was receiving complaints from his girlfriend about consummating their passions. "Every time we make love," she said, "I get splinters!"So he went back to his ...
Stupid Drunk Blonde Joke
A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. "They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator," she cried ...
Meals On Wheels Joke
Once upon a time, there was a cat who died. When she got to heaven, God asked her how she liked being on earth. She told the Lord that it was awful -- she had to sleep ...
College Girl Visits The Doctor Joke
A young woman goes into the doctor's office for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red "H" on her chest. "How did you get that mark on your chest?" as...
Late For Work Joke
Late For WorkThe secretary came in late for work for the third day in a row.The boss called her into his office and said, "Now look Sharon, I know we had a wild fling f...
A Miserable Rooster Joke
A salesman is talking to a farmer when he looks over and sees a rooster wearing pants, a shirt, and suspenders. He says, "What the hell is that all about?"The farmer s...
C**ky Gunslinger Joke
It's 1880, the decade of gunslingers and gentlemen. This is a story of one such young man that wanted more than anything to be the fastest and most respected gunslinger...
TWO NUNS AND A BLIND MAN Joke
TWO NUNS AND A BLIND MANTwo nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of pa...
The Highly-skilled Fly Joke
A prisoner at the Edmonton Max started training a large fly to do tricks.For years, for thousands of hours, he worked with the insect. It learned to walk across a minia...
VanGogh Family Joke
Vincent Van Gogh had a really large family. Here's a listing of some of the lessor known ones...The grandfather who moved to Yugoslavia ........ U. GoghThe brother who ...
