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Juan At Tatay Na May Tatto

Isang araw nakita ni juan ang kanyang tatay na may tattoo sa noo.Tinanong ni juan kung san galing ang tattoo niya. TATAY: Sa bundok sa gitna ng bundok ay may bahay sa gitna ng bahay may upuan, umupo ...

Kasal

Isang araw ang mag-jowang Ben at Jane ay nagplano ng magpakasal Bago ang kasal nasa magkahiwalay ang room nila habang sila ay inaayos na....... Jane: pwede ku bang makita si Ben? Make up artist: Ba...

Occasionally

Doc: nagsisigarilyo ka ba at umiinom ng alak? Patient: occasionally lang po doc.. Doc: what do you mean? Every other day? Once a week? Or once a month? Patient: kapag may okasyon lang po, para ...

Discovering America Joke

A Geography teacher stands in front of a map of the world.Geography Teacher: Tony, can you tell me where in the world America is placed on this map? Tony shows him Amer...

Hunting

Kung sa lalaki ang pambababae ay Chicks Hunting, ano naman sa babae ang panlalalake? ANSWER: Eh di EGG HUNTING Hahahahhahahahaha 🤣😂...

Magagaling Na Bata

May batang babae at lalaki na naglalaro. Lalaki: oi tingnan mu laruan ko sumusunod sa sasabihin ko (pinakita ang laruan) up and down, up and down. Nabae: wow! ang galing ako naman tingnan mu (pi...

Noche Buena

ANAK: Nay! ano po ang handa natin pang noche buena? NANAY: nagluto ako ng noodles anak ANAK: ok nay! huwag nyo na ako gisingin mamayang alas dose...

Tagalog Cheesy Pick Up Lines

Ikaw b ang kadiliman? Wala na kasi kong makitang iba kapag andyan ka. drugs ka ba? kasi nakakadik ka eh Tumatangkad ka ah! Dati hanggang dito ka lang, ngayon nasa isip na kita. ‘Ikaw naman ...

Matapang Sa Tagaan

Pedro: Nabalitaan mo ha yung nangyari kay Pareng Ramon kagabi? Juan: Anong nangyari? Pedro: Napalaban siya ng tagaan kagabi at bumilib ako sa katapangan niya! Juan: Bakit? Pedro: Kasi,...

Halimbawa Ng Anekdota

Ang anekdota ay isang uri ng akdang tuluyan na tumatalakay sa kakaiba o kakatwang pangyayaring naganap sa buhay ng isang kilala, sikat o tanyag na Tao....

Nasagasaan

May isang lalaking nag ngangalang Juan. Nakita nya ang daming tao at narinig nya na may kawawang namatay doon at dahil gustong nyang maki-usyoso ay gumawa si Juan nang eksina sabi nya... Juan: Hoyy...

Yakap At Halik

Jade : Ang mamang ito ho ang nagnakaw sa aking pitaka. Pulis : Paano naman niya nakuha ang pitaka mo? Jade : Sa loob ho ng sinehan ay nagkatabi kami. Pagkatapos ho ng palabas ay pinameryenda...

Bobong Maniac

Isang Gabi May Isang Magandang Madre at Isang maniac Ang Sumakay sa Tricylce... MANIAC: Aba ang ganda... (Hinawakan ang Dibdib ng madre) MADRE: Ay bastos! MANIAC: Gustong Mong Rapin Kita!!!? ...

Payong

Isang araw nagkasalubong ang mag kumare Adela : mare kamusta na !!! yan na ba ang inaanak kong si Kristel??? Gina: oo mare isinama ko at walang bantay sa bahay Adela : hi Kristel, ako ang ninang mo...

A Rock Solid Defense Joke

A redneck was arrested for selling home-stilled whiskey. His lawyer put him on the stand and asked the jurors to look carefully at his client. "Now, Ladies and Gentlema...

Casey McCarthy Joke

Casey McCarthy had just arrived in New York City and was amazed at the enormity of everything. Having drunk a pint or two on the flight over, he sorely needed to reliev...

How Specs Live Forever Joke

The US Standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches. That's an exceedingly odd number. Why was that gauge used? Because that's the way the...

You Must Be A Redneck If Joke

* You recycle your own toilet paper * Your mom has to shave more times a month than your dad * You see a bill board that says "Don't do crack" and it reminds you to pul...

This Is My First Golf Lesson Joke

The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson."Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-t?'' she asked the instructor."P-u-t-t is correct,'' he replied."Put means to pl...

Pre-Mammogram Exercises! Joke

*** Pre-Mammogram Exercises! ***Many women are afraid of their first mammogram, but there's no need to worry. By taking a few minutes each day with the following exerci...

Bank Teller Joke

Bank Teller A middle aged man walks into the bank and says to the young teller, "I want to open a fucking checking account". "Please sir", she replies, "we can't ...

Soldiers In Heaven Joke

Little Willie asked his mother: "Mamma, don't soldiers ever go to heaven?""Of course they do!" protested his mother. "What makes you ask?""There are so many soldiers wi...

Killed Your Rooster! Joke

A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road strayed a rooster. Whack! The rooster disappeared under the car followed by a large cloud of feathers...

How To Cut Off A Blonde’s Ears: Joke

To cut off a blonde's ears, put razor blades on each shoulder and ask the blond a question.Automatically the blonde will shake her head from shoulder to shoulder saying...

Doctor’s Notes 6 Joke

I was caring for a woman and asked, "So how's your breakfast this morning?" "It's very good, except for the Kentucky Jelly. I can't seem to get used to the taste" the p...

Insult Collection #3 Joke

Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I'll arrange it with the undertaker. People say that you are outspoken, but not by anyone that I kn...

Most Religious Joke

A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim were having a discussion about who was the most religious."I was riding my camel in the middle of the Sahara," exclaimed the Muslim. Sud...

Give 100% At Work Joke

Always give 100% at work.......12% on Monday23% on Tuesday40% on Wednesday20% on Thursday5% on FridaysAnd remember .......When you're having a really bad day and it see...

The Story Of A Very Short Man Joke

A man walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me two shots." Bartender says, "You want them both now or one at a time?" The guy says," Oh, I want them both now. One...

Two Story House Joke

Two story houseA man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce.The judge quietly reviews some papers and then says,"Please tell me why you are seeking a divo...

Definition Of A Good Date! Joke

These three women were roommates. One night they all had all gone out on dates and all came home at about the same time. The first one said, "You know you've been on a ...

Just A Memory! Joke

Two very elderly ladies were enjoying the sunshine on a park bench in Miami.They had been meeting in that park every sunny day, for over 12 years, chatting and enjoying...

Why Did He Fire You? Joke

Two neighbors were talking about work, when one asked, "Say, why did the foreman fire you?"Replied the second, "Well, you know how a foreman is always standing around a...

A Blonde’s Dream Joke

One day a blonde kept having the same weird dream everyday, so she went to her doctor.Doctor: What was your dream about?Blonde: I was being chase by a vampire!Doctor: (...

Top 15 Household Pet Dishes Joke

Top 15 Household Pet Dishes15> Angelfish Cake14> Hamster and Cheese on Rye13> Chow Chow Mein12> Bran Muffy11> Eggs BenjiDict10> Yorkieshire pudding 9> Shih-Tzu Kabobs 8...

I’ll Just Call My Lawyer About This Joke

Another on that I have seen pulled is to have someone speak out at the time the minister asks, "If anyone has good reason why these two should not be married, speak now...