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Discovering America Joke

A Geography teacher stands in front of a map of the world.Geography Teacher: Tony, can you tell me where in the world America is placed on this map? Tony shows him Amer...

Hunting

Kung sa lalaki ang pambababae ay Chicks Hunting, ano naman sa babae ang panlalalake? ANSWER: Eh di EGG HUNTING Hahahahhahahahaha 🤣😂...

Magagaling Na Bata

May batang babae at lalaki na naglalaro. Lalaki: oi tingnan mu laruan ko sumusunod sa sasabihin ko (pinakita ang laruan) up and down, up and down. Nabae: wow! ang galing ako naman tingnan mu (pi...

Noche Buena

ANAK: Nay! ano po ang handa natin pang noche buena? NANAY: nagluto ako ng noodles anak ANAK: ok nay! huwag nyo na ako gisingin mamayang alas dose...

Tagalog Cheesy Pick Up Lines

Ikaw b ang kadiliman? Wala na kasi kong makitang iba kapag andyan ka. drugs ka ba? kasi nakakadik ka eh Tumatangkad ka ah! Dati hanggang dito ka lang, ngayon nasa isip na kita. ‘Ikaw naman ...

Matapang Sa Tagaan

Pedro: Nabalitaan mo ha yung nangyari kay Pareng Ramon kagabi? Juan: Anong nangyari? Pedro: Napalaban siya ng tagaan kagabi at bumilib ako sa katapangan niya! Juan: Bakit? Pedro: Kasi,...

Halimbawa Ng Anekdota

Ang anekdota ay isang uri ng akdang tuluyan na tumatalakay sa kakaiba o kakatwang pangyayaring naganap sa buhay ng isang kilala, sikat o tanyag na Tao....

Nasagasaan

May isang lalaking nag ngangalang Juan. Nakita nya ang daming tao at narinig nya na may kawawang namatay doon at dahil gustong nyang maki-usyoso ay gumawa si Juan nang eksina sabi nya... Juan: Hoyy...

Yakap At Halik

Jade : Ang mamang ito ho ang nagnakaw sa aking pitaka. Pulis : Paano naman niya nakuha ang pitaka mo? Jade : Sa loob ho ng sinehan ay nagkatabi kami. Pagkatapos ho ng palabas ay pinameryenda...

Bobong Maniac

Isang Gabi May Isang Magandang Madre at Isang maniac Ang Sumakay sa Tricylce... MANIAC: Aba ang ganda... (Hinawakan ang Dibdib ng madre) MADRE: Ay bastos! MANIAC: Gustong Mong Rapin Kita!!!? ...

Payong

Isang araw nagkasalubong ang mag kumare Adela : mare kamusta na !!! yan na ba ang inaanak kong si Kristel??? Gina: oo mare isinama ko at walang bantay sa bahay Adela : hi Kristel, ako ang ninang mo...

Birthday Cake

Kabilugan ng buwan, naglalakad ang lasing na magkaibigan at natapat sa isang bakery. Pedro : (huminto) pareng Juan, birthday mo ba? Juan : Hindi ah Pedro : Ei bakit may cake dito? (sabay turo sa na...

Malapit Sa Katotohanan

Nag-utos ang mahal na hari na kung sino man ang makakasagot sa kanyang tanong ay ipapakasal sa mahal na Prinsesa. Hari: Makinig kayong lahat, heto ang aking katanongan... Ano ang kasinungalingan na...

Bibili Ng Vitamins

Nasa drug store ang isang Lola para bumili ng vitamins. Lola: Pabili nga ng vitamins para sa aking Apo. Tindera: Anong vitamins ho ang gusto nyo, mayroon kaming Vitamin A, B, C Lola: Ok lang ...

Galing Sa Basurahan

Si Juan ay taga bundok na lumuwas ng Maynila upang dumalaw sa isang kamag-anak. Pagdating sa Maynila, siya'y nadukutan, nabugbog, nadaya at iba't-iba pang kamalasan ang umabot sa kanya kaya walang nat...

Polish Prisoner’s Request Joke

An Englishman, a Frenchman and a Polak were captured by the Germans and thrown into prison. However, the guard was rather kind towards them, and said, "I am going to lo...

Two Guys Go Hunting… Joke

Two guys go hunting. Jerry has never gone hunting while Joe hashunted all his life.When they get to the northern Wisconsin woods, Joe tells Jerry tosit by a tree and n...

I\’m George Washington Joke

A man who thinks he's George Washington has been seeing a psychiatrist. He finishes up one session by telling him, "Tomorrow, we'll cross the Delaware and surprise them...

Pick Your Sport Carefully. Joke

After a two year long study, the National Science Foundation announced the following results on corporate America's recreation preferences.1. The sport of choice for un...

Fish Jokes 06 Joke

Why are gold fish orange?The water makes them rusty!Who held the baby octopus to ransome?Squidnappers!What part of a fish weighs the most?It's scales!What fish do road-...

How To Drive Your Wife Crazy Joke

Start asking her questions (don't mistakenly do anything) about cooking, cleaning, and laundry. Say, "I think it's time I learn to take care of myself. You know, just i...

Bees Pay You A Visit Joke

The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.Patterson, New Jersey:When 6...

A Girl And An Elephant Joke

Girl woke up in the morning after a party and found an Elephant in bedbeside her.She said "I must have been tight last night"The Elephant said "You were the first time ...

Where Is My Goat? Joke

There were these two guys out hiking when they came upon an old, abandoned mine shaft. Curious about its depth they threw in a pebble and waited for the sound of it str...

In The Back Woods Of Arkansas… Joke

In the back woods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart's wife went into labor in themiddle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in thedelivery.To keep the nervous ...

My Men Are Very Brave Joke

General McKenzie was in charge of the Navy, and he was visiting his colleague General Marshall, who was in charge of the Army. McKenzie arrives at the military camp and...

Life Is Cruel Joke

What women want in a relationship: A handsome, loving professionalman who will just love them for who they are.What women get: A fat, balding fart machine who stays w...

Kewl Cat Quips! Joke

There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods...Cats have never forgotten this.Here's proof that Cats are ...

Why, Why, Tell Me WHY! Joke

WHY ? ...... 1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks? 2. Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand? 3. If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how wou...

Blonde Joke Plus… Joke

Two blondes are waiting at a bus stop.When a bus pulls up and opens the door, one of the blondes leans inside and asks the bus driver: "Will this bus take me to 5th Ave...

Ideal Seduction Line Joke

Age Line17 My parents are away for the weekend.25 My girlfriend is away for the weekend.35 My fiancee is away for the weekend.48 ...

One Last Night Joke

One day, this guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. Then he asks for another. After a couple more drinks, the bartender gets worried."What's the matt...

Toilet Joke

Toilet TrickHey, this party was on April Fool's Day, so anything goes, right? Anyway, at the party there were two bathrooms. I went to the busiest one and did my usual ...

Arriving Home Very Drunk Joke

A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes. He is obviously drunk. So the bartender says to another man in the bar: "Why don't you be a good Sa...

Commitment Definition Joke

Having spent half the night discussing involvement vs. commitment (one of my favorite topics when I've had a couple of glasses of wine and am feeling particularly crank...

Flaming Airplane Joke

Four guys were in an airplane, which was going down in flames. There were only 3 parachutes, though.The reverand says "I should go! everybody needs religion!" they agre...

The SUPER Salesman… Joke

A man walks into an insurance office and asks for a job. "Sorry, we don't need anyone..." they replied."You can't afford not to hire me. I can sell anyone anything anyt...

For Chocolate Lovers Joke

For Chocolate Lovers:If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly.Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices & strawberries a...