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Hunting

Kung sa lalaki ang pambababae ay Chicks Hunting, ano naman sa babae ang panlalalake? ANSWER: Eh di EGG HUNTING Hahahahhahahahaha 🤣😂...

Magagaling Na Bata

May batang babae at lalaki na naglalaro. Lalaki: oi tingnan mu laruan ko sumusunod sa sasabihin ko (pinakita ang laruan) up and down, up and down. Nabae: wow! ang galing ako naman tingnan mu (pi...

Noche Buena

ANAK: Nay! ano po ang handa natin pang noche buena? NANAY: nagluto ako ng noodles anak ANAK: ok nay! huwag nyo na ako gisingin mamayang alas dose...

Tagalog Cheesy Pick Up Lines

Ikaw b ang kadiliman? Wala na kasi kong makitang iba kapag andyan ka. drugs ka ba? kasi nakakadik ka eh Tumatangkad ka ah! Dati hanggang dito ka lang, ngayon nasa isip na kita. ‘Ikaw naman ...

Matapang Sa Tagaan

Pedro: Nabalitaan mo ha yung nangyari kay Pareng Ramon kagabi? Juan: Anong nangyari? Pedro: Napalaban siya ng tagaan kagabi at bumilib ako sa katapangan niya! Juan: Bakit? Pedro: Kasi,...

Halimbawa Ng Anekdota

Ang anekdota ay isang uri ng akdang tuluyan na tumatalakay sa kakaiba o kakatwang pangyayaring naganap sa buhay ng isang kilala, sikat o tanyag na Tao....

Nasagasaan

May isang lalaking nag ngangalang Juan. Nakita nya ang daming tao at narinig nya na may kawawang namatay doon at dahil gustong nyang maki-usyoso ay gumawa si Juan nang eksina sabi nya... Juan: Hoyy...

Yakap At Halik

Jade : Ang mamang ito ho ang nagnakaw sa aking pitaka. Pulis : Paano naman niya nakuha ang pitaka mo? Jade : Sa loob ho ng sinehan ay nagkatabi kami. Pagkatapos ho ng palabas ay pinameryenda...

Bobong Maniac

Isang Gabi May Isang Magandang Madre at Isang maniac Ang Sumakay sa Tricylce... MANIAC: Aba ang ganda... (Hinawakan ang Dibdib ng madre) MADRE: Ay bastos! MANIAC: Gustong Mong Rapin Kita!!!? ...

Payong

Isang araw nagkasalubong ang mag kumare Adela : mare kamusta na !!! yan na ba ang inaanak kong si Kristel??? Gina: oo mare isinama ko at walang bantay sa bahay Adela : hi Kristel, ako ang ninang mo...

Birthday Cake

Kabilugan ng buwan, naglalakad ang lasing na magkaibigan at natapat sa isang bakery. Pedro : (huminto) pareng Juan, birthday mo ba? Juan : Hindi ah Pedro : Ei bakit may cake dito? (sabay turo sa na...

Malapit Sa Katotohanan

Nag-utos ang mahal na hari na kung sino man ang makakasagot sa kanyang tanong ay ipapakasal sa mahal na Prinsesa. Hari: Makinig kayong lahat, heto ang aking katanongan... Ano ang kasinungalingan na...

Bibili Ng Vitamins

Nasa drug store ang isang Lola para bumili ng vitamins. Lola: Pabili nga ng vitamins para sa aking Apo. Tindera: Anong vitamins ho ang gusto nyo, mayroon kaming Vitamin A, B, C Lola: Ok lang ...

Galing Sa Basurahan

Si Juan ay taga bundok na lumuwas ng Maynila upang dumalaw sa isang kamag-anak. Pagdating sa Maynila, siya'y nadukutan, nabugbog, nadaya at iba't-iba pang kamalasan ang umabot sa kanya kaya walang nat...

Pinakamaliit Na Manok

Juan: Anong pinaka maliit na manok? Pedro: Ano? Juan: Knorr Chicken. Wahahahaha Pedro: Mali ka dyan pre, may mas maliit pa kesa Knorr Chicken Juan: Talaga? e ano? Pedro: Giniling pre, giniling na...

Owed Two A Spell Chequer Joke

Owed Two A Spell Chequer:Eye halve a spelling chequerIt came with my pea seaIt plainly marques four my revueMiss steaks eye kin knot sea.Eye strike a key and type a wor...

WARNING: New Virus Alert! Joke

*** VIRUS ALERT *** If you receive an email entitled "Fighting Canaries," delete it immediately. Do not open it! It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, b...

Drunk And Arthritis Joke

A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He sat down next to a priest. The drunk's shirt was stained, his face was full of bright red lipstick and he h...

I.R.S. Parking Tickets Joke

The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.Boston Globe, April 13, 1990...

Universal Grade Change Form Joke

____________________UniversityTo: Professor____________________ From: __________________I think my grade in your course, ___________________, should bechanged from ____...

Signs And Notices 03 Joke

These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. At a Santa Fe gas station: "We will sell gasoline to anyone in a glass container." In a New Y...

Stupid Insults 30/31 Joke

Traveling faster than light, but left his sneakers behind. Traveling without a passport/towel. Trips over cordless phones. Truck can't haul a full load. Trying out for ...

Perfect Customer Joke

A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a midwest town he planned to visit on his vacation.He wrote, "I would very much like to bring my dog with me. He is well groome...

Saving The Situation Joke

After attending a party for his boss, the life of the party was nursing a king-size hangover and asked his wife, "What the hell happened?" "As usual, you made an ...

The Eighteen Bottles Joke

The Eighteen Bottles I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was told by mywife to empty the contents of each and every bottle down the sink, or...

The Doctors Joke

Nowadays there's little meaning For a person to be gleaning When a man attaches "Doctor" to his name He may be a chiropractor Or a painless tooth extractor He's entitle...

Stirring Prescription Joke

Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put me in a fighting mood. Did you put something like that in this prescription?Doctor: No need fo...

Why I Brought Her Home Joke

A woman comes home from shopping and finds her husband in bed with another woman. The man jumps up and says, "Honey, I can explain!""As I was coming homefrom the golf c...

Devil Herself Joke

A fellow's wife was very worried about her husband's heavy drinking and one night she decided to give him a fright. She draped herself in a white sheet and went down to...

Horny Rooster Joke

A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market looking for a rooster. He was hoping he could get a special rooster - one that would service all of ...

“Brrr!” Joke

This guy walks into a pub with a gremlin sitting on his shoulder. He sits at the bar and orders a pint and a half of lager.The gremlin downs his half-pint, runs long th...

Two Boll Weevils Joke

Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina.One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor. The other stayed behind in the cotton fields and never amounted to much.The ...

Leader Of The HMO Joke

Three people die, a Doctor a school teacher and the head of a large HMO, when met at the pearly gates by St. Peter he asks the Doctor 'what did you do on Earth?' The Do...

Programmer And An Engineer Joke

A Programmer and an Engineer were sitting next to each other...A Programmer and an Engineer were sitting next to each other on an airplane. The Programmer leans over to...

Billing Joke

A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical ...