Lasing
May isang lasing sa daan. Nakita sya ng pulis!
PULIS : Hoy, umuwi kana lasing ka.
LASING : Hindi ako lasing!
PULIS : Lasing ka! Hindi mo ba ako nakilala?
LASING : Nakilala kita. PULIS KA!!
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Top 15 Latest Tagalog Pinoy Jokes in 2020
PARI AT MADRE
ISANG ARAW SA CR: PARI:SISTER IKAW BA ANG NARIYAN MADRE:OPO FATHER PARI:KUKUNIN KO LANG YUNG TUWALYA KO MADRE:WAIT LANG KASI NAKAPANTY LANG AKO PARI:O SIGE MADRE:PASOK KA NA WALA ...
Away Ni Misis At Mister
mag asawa nag aaway MISIS:TARANTADO KA MISTER:TARANTADO KA RIN MISIS:HAYUP KA MISTER:HAYUP KA RIN MISIS:TANGA KA MISTER;TANGA KA RIN MISIS;SUPOT KA MISTER:WALA NAMANG GANYANAN
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Boy Tattoo
isang araw sa pumunta ng restaurant si Boy Tattoo
Boy Tattoo: Waiter
Waiter: ano Po yun?
Boy Tattoo: Bigyan Mo nga ako Dito ng isang buong lechon manok at limang boteng beer.
Waiter: Sige Po pakih...
Hilot
Nanay: Anak pakitawag nga ang Tatay mo at sabihin hilotin niya ako.
Anak na ngongo: Tatay punta ka daw sa kwarto at Iy*tin mo si Nanay.
Tatay: Teka lang anak papalakihin ko pa saglit.
(Pumunta ang ...
Napaginipan Kita
“Napanaginipan kita kagabi. Nakaupo sa tabi ng ilog,
nag-iisa at mukhang mabigat ang loob. Lalapitan sana kita at yayakapin.
Pero bigla kang tumayo…
at naghugas ng puwet.”...
AKING BUHAY
*TULA*
--AKING BUHAY--
Oh Aking nilalangit
Nilalangaw pati puwit
Kung sa ganda mo ako'y samba
Sa utot mo ako'y tumba Kung sa langit ika'y tala
Sa lupa ikaw ay tekla
Buhok mong paalon alon
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Color Na M
Teacher: Juan anong mga kulay ang nagsisimula sa leter ‘M’? Juan: Maroon po! Teacher: Good! Ano pa? Juan: Mellow, Mreen, Mlue, Miolet at Morange po! Teacher: Melly Good! Melly Good, Ju...
Logic 2.0
3rd Place Ka sa Karera... Kapag naunahan mo Ang 2nd Place
Pang Ilang place kna? O eto sagot pagmayabang Mo sa Kaklase mo... Sagot: 2ND PLACE BKIT?
Kase bago ka maging 1st kail...
Dear Love
Dear Love, Una sa lahat at hindi sa huli
Nagsulat ako dahil may papel at bolpen ako
Alam mong crush kita hindi yung crash sa airplane
Kundi crush sa puso
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Waiter
Sa restaurant alalang alala ang mga waiter dahil sa dami ng mga tao subalit sa isang restaurant may mayabang na tao at lumapit sa waiter at sinabing:
Mayabang: hoy waiter bakit tagal ng order ko?
(N...
Mainit Ang Ulo Ni Bakla
Si Bakla ay pumasok sa parlor shop
Parlor artists: good morning Ma'am! sir pala mag papahupit ho kayo
Bakla: hindi!! mag papa haba ako ng bohuk halika dikitan mo nang dumami at humaba. Pumunta si...
Ano Ang Nakakagulat Na Pagkain
Ano ang nakakagulat na pagkain? Timothy:Ano? Luis:Edi.sabaw tska kanin Guro:Bkt Luis:kasi SOUP RICE (sabaw tska kanin)...
Auntie,mama,papa,Lolo,
Auntie kba?ikaw kase auntienitibok ng puso ko ehh......mama ka ba ? Ikaw kase mamahalin ko ....papa kba ?ikaW kase papakasalan ko....
Ehhh yung Lolo?
Ayun ba ,ikaw kase ang lolokohin ko.......^---^...
Magnanakaw
Berto: pareng Juan mmya gabi akyatin natin bahay ng mag asawang matanda kasi tuwing Sunday wala Sila out of town.
Juan: ayoko pare baka May cctv camera.
Berto: wala pare, hinde sila nag lagay kasi m...
Top 25 Latest English Jokes in 2020
Blonde Quickies 121-140 Joke
121. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a limousine? A: Not everybody has been in a limo.122. Q: What's the difference between a blonde track team and a trib...
Orchestra Jokes
Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!Q: What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their...
Cat Jokes 02 Joke
Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep?A: A stripey sweater!Q: How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling?A: She's got that down in the mouth look!Q...
The Evils Of Marijuana Joke
A certain college professor was notorious for getting off the topic ofthe lecture, and on to his favorite subject: the evils of marijuana.Off he went one day into his i...
A Lusty Camel Joke
A man rented a camel to make a trip to an important customer out in the desert. There was only one camel available, and it had one little problem, the guy told him. Per...
Lick That Joke
Tommy, Johnny and Harry were standing around bullshitting about how tough their fathers were. "My dad went 12 rounds with Mike Tyson. Lick that!" said young Harr...
Husband’s Excuse Joke
The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his collar."I assume," she snarled, "that there is a very good reason for yo...
Rules For Relationships Joke
For those of you who don't already know, these are the rules that are in effect in every relationship.1. The female always makes the rules.2. These rules are subject to...
Is There A Way To Thank You? Joke
"How can I ever thank you?" gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he had solved her legal troubles."My dear woman," Darrow replied, "ever since the Phoenicians inven...
She Said, “Kiss Me Doctor!” Joke
She said, "Kiss me doctor!" Doctor said, "I can't as we doctors have an ethics standard that does not allow us to kiss our patients, in fact, I really shoul...
Wrinke Removal Joke
An old man of 87 went to the hospital to get a radical new surgical procedure done where they stretch the skin and pull all the wrinkles up onto the top of the scalp ma...
Visiting The Modern Art Museum, A Lady Turned… Joke
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turnedto an attendant standing nearby."This," she said, "I suppose, is one of thosehideous representations you call modern art?""...
Stupid Insults 16/31 Joke
His pointers are null / uninitialized. His puzzle is missing a few pieces. His reaction time is longer than his attention span. -- Thaves His root file system isn't mou...
Mr. Johnson Joke
Mr. Johnson, a businessman from Wisconsin, went on a business trip toLouisiana. He immediately sent an e-mail back home to his wife, Jennifer ([email protected]).Unfor...
IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE Joke
My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the individual behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He said he was sorry, but they only had ice...
Saddam HUSSEIN Of Iraq Wanted A Special… Joke
Saddam HUSSEIN of Iraq wanted a special postage stamp issued,with his picture on it. He so instructed his Postmaster General,stressing that it should be of internationa...
Punctuation Marks Joke
An English professor wrote the words, "woman without her man is a savage" on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly.The men wrote: "Woman, w...
Selections From The Scholastic Aptitude Preparatory Test Joke
Selections From the Scholastic Aptitude Preparatory Test (the S.A.P.) ENGLISH 1. Which of the following...
Newest ATM Machines Joke
"The fees for withdrawing money from your ATM machines are expected to double, even triple. You're gonna pay two to three as much to withdraw your money so basically th...
The Young Wife Was In Tears When She Opened The Door… Joke
The young wife was in tears when she opened the door for her husband. "I've been insulted," she sobbed. "Your mother insulted me." "My mother!" he exclaimed. "But she i...
A Waitress Walks Up To One Of Her Tables In… Joke
A waitress walks up to one of her tables in a New York Cityrestaurant and notices that the three Japanese businessmenseated there are furiously masturbating.She yells, ...
Read The Label First! Joke
Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink - AFTER OPENING, KEEP UPRIGHT. (duh!)On a New Zealand insect spray - THIS PRODUCT NO...
Two Missionaries In Africa Get Apprehended By A Tribe… Joke
Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals who put them in a large pot of water, build a huge fire under it, and leave them there. ...
Monk Of Little Words. Joke
A young Catholic priest decided to enter a monastery. He joined one particularly strict sect. The head monk told him, at his indoctrination, that they were sworn to TOT...
Santa Hates Your Kid Joke
8. Kid's letter to north pole comes back stamped, "Dream on, Chester!"7. Kid asks for new bike, gets pack of smokes6. Along with presents, Santa leaves hefty bill for s...