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Ang Papaya

Paramihan ng Bunga ng Papaya Kumpare 1.. ay sa amin...ang papaya 5ft laang ang taas ay isang sako ang bunga. Kumpare 2... kakaunti...sa amin ang ganyan kataas na papaya nag tatatlong sako ang bu...

ANG TATLONG MARIA

Nagpunta ang 3 dalaga sa simbahan, nangumpisal. 1 dalaga: Padre nagdate po kmi ng nobyo ko, hinawakan niya ang mga kamay ko. Pare: magdasal ka at hugasan mo ang mga kamay mo. 2 Dalaga: (katulad ng ...

ANG MGA LOBO NI PADRE

Isang umaga, habang naglilinis ng kuwarto, may nakitang box sa tabi ng kama ng pare at nagtanong ang madre: MADRE: Padre ano po ba ang nakalagay sa loob ng box, lagi ko po siyang tinatago sa aparador...

UNANG SIMBA NI JUAN

JUAN: Inay gusto kong sumimba, pano ko malalaman na simbahan na siya? INAY: Kapag maraming tao ang pumapasok, iyon na ang simbahan at tama ang napuntahan mo Pagbalik ni Juan sa bahay nagmano siya ...

KUMPISAL

PARI: Cge anak, ano iyong ikukumpisal? Pedro: Pader, nakapatay ako ng madami PARI: Aba, malaking kasalanan yan, Ilan ba napatay mo? PEDRO: mahigit kumulang nasa 20katao na po pader. PARI: Sus mary...

Si Juan At Pedro Nagnakaw Ng Radyo

Si Juan At Pedro ay nautusang bumili ng radyo binigyan sila ng 500, habang sila'y naglalakad si Pedro ay napatingin sa paligid At nakakita ng 'sakla' Pinagtaya nila ang 500 at sila a...

Bobo Mo Naman

india boy : hello can you teach me tagalog? Filipino girl: sure. India: what is in tagalog of good? Filipino gilr: gago India boy: nice to meet you? Filipino girl: tangina mo India boy: how abou...

Ang Kumplikadong Pangalan

Teacher: Anong Pangalan mo Student: Ano Teacher: ANG SABI KO ANONG PANGALAN MO Student: ANO Teacher: Ano nga ang pangalan mo, buong pangalan dapat Student: Ano Poe Teacher:????? ...

Balintong

Isang araw, habang sumasakay kami ng aking mga kaibigan sa baroto o bangka, Anim kami non ang baroto ay ya unlod da wara lang kami, walang paki lang namin hinddi namin alam na may puno ng tubig ang ba...

Ang Bulate Sa Ermita

Isang araw may tatlong magasasaka ang sabi niya ay quack quack ang sabi kay meow meow. Magasasaka 1: Ako ay Pilipino Magsasaka 2: Mahal ko po si Itay Magsasaka 3: May pasok bukas Bigla silang n...

Umakyat

Bata: umakyat sa taas Ng kahoy. Ama: Galit! huy bata bakit ka umakyat dyan sa kahoy bumaba ka ryan. Bata: ayaw ko po bumaba pa. Ama: Galit! batang ito ayaw talga bum...

Manila

Pits : Long time no see ahh.san kaba nagtitigil ngayon? Awut : sa MANILA ...

Ang Tatlong Baliw

May 3 baliw isang mental hospital yung isa amerikano, yung isa hapon, at yung isa ay pilipino, tinanong ng nurse kung ano ang gagawin nila pag sila ay nakalaya na. Ang ginawa nung Hapon ay nagdrawing ...

Buntis GF Ko

Jojo: Dan kain tayo sa labas treat kita… Dan: Wow naman… anu ba meron Jo? Jojo: Buntis gf ko mag 3 months na… Dan: My GF ka? Kelan? Jojo: Namit ko sa chat last year… Dan: Nagkita na kayo?...

Bukas Na

Juan : pre samahan mo nga ako sa Cr Pedro:bakit naman?! Juan:na aano na kasi ako Pedro:bukas nalang Yan gabing Gabi na Juan: Dali na Pedro: saving bukas Na Juan: May tae sa higaan Pedro: Ano Y...

Yo Momma JokesGalore! Joke

Yo mama so stupid she got a peep hole in a glass door. Yo mama so stupid she thought an aspiration was butt sweat. Yo mama so stupid she looks at a can of juice for day...

YO MAMMA

YO MAMA so short she broke her leg getting of the toilet. YO MAMMA so ugly every one that saw her ran to the grave yard.YO MAMMA so ugly she killed herself. YO MAMMA so hairy every one thought she was...

Trouble

Lone ranger and tonto surrounded by Indians ready to kill. lone ranger says: what shall we do? Tonto says: white man, what do you mean we? ...

Daughter In College Joke

Did you hear about the banker who was recently arrested for embezzling $100,000 to pay for his daughter's college education?As the policeman, who also had a daughter in...

Drawing God Joke

A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children whilethey were drawing. She walked around to look at the artwork.As she got to one little girl who was wo...

Power Of Observation Joke

It is recounted that at King's College in the Strand around the time of the war, the Chief of Services would inevitably begin the year's rounds by teaching "a singularl...

A Drunk Irisihman Falls Joke

O'Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when he slipped and fell heavily. Struggling to his feet, he felt something wet running down his l...

Walk Through The Park Joke

One day a burnette and a blond lady were walking through the park. All-of-a-sudden, the burnette stops and says "Awe, look at the poor dead birdy." The blond looks up a...

Hair Growth Joke

A woman went to her doctor for a follow-up visit after the doctor had prescribed testosterone (a male hormone) for her. She was a little worried about some of the side ...

His And Hers Road Trip Joke

HERS: Pulls off at wrong exit. Opens window. Asks directions from a knowledgeable police officer. Arrives at destination presently. HIS: Pulls off at wrong exit absolut...

Two Friends Were Out Drinking… Joke

Two friends were out drinking when suddenly one lurched backward off his barstool and lay motionless on the floor. "One thing about Jim," his buddy said to the bartende...

A Story With A Moral Joke

While they were taking up the collection, John leaned forward and said, "Hey, Marie, how about you and me go to dinner next Friday?" "Why Yes, John, that would be nice,...

DIVIDING IN THE CEMETERY

On the outskirts of a small Texas town, there was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and bega...

Computer Problem Report Joke

Computer Problem Report Form1. Describe your problem:________________________________________________________________2. Now, describe the problemaccurately:____________...

Any Last Requests? Joke

A cowboy and a biker are on death row, and are to be executed on the same day. The day comes, and they are brought to the gas chamber. The warden asks the cowboy if he ...

Me Drunk? Joke

A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at 2am, at which time he is extremely drunk. When he enters his house, he do...

Perot Corn Joke

Two farmers were talking at the general store. One farmer says to the other, "Did you hear about that new variety of corn called Perot corn?" The second farmer replies,...

15 Pet Peeves Of Morticians Joke

15 Pet Peeves Of Morticians...Best make-up artist in the world, but your models never make the cover of Cosmo.No moth, no Jodie Foster -- just leaves, dirt, and regular...

Got A Headache Joke

It was a warm, sunny Sunday, so a man and his wife decided to take in the zoo. They spent the day, and at closing time they walked past the gorilla cage, and the man no...

No. To Change Lightbulb Joke

Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?A1: "What's a lightbulb?"A2: One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.A3: Two. One to hold the D...

Fear Of Bombs On Planes Joke

Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and nephews. However, she had relatives all over the country.The problem was that no matter how much she enjoyed seeing them, she ...

Why Worry? Joke

The next door neighbor of a middle-aged wife came over to inform her that her retired husband was chasing around after young prostitutes.The woman smiled, "So what?"The...

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