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Doc: nagsisigarilyo ka ba at umiinom ng alak?
Patient: occasionally lang po doc..
Doc: what do you mean? Every other day? Once a week? Or once a month?
Patient: kapag may okasyon lang po, para ...
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Top 15 Latest Tagalog Pinoy Jokes in 2019
Discovering America Joke
A Geography teacher stands in front of a map of the world.Geography Teacher: Tony, can you tell me where in the world America is placed on this map? Tony shows him Amer...
Hunting
Kung sa lalaki ang pambababae ay Chicks Hunting, ano naman sa babae ang panlalalake? ANSWER: Eh di EGG HUNTING Hahahahhahahahaha 🤣😂...
Magagaling Na Bata
May batang babae at lalaki na naglalaro. Lalaki: oi tingnan mu laruan ko sumusunod sa sasabihin ko (pinakita ang laruan) up and down, up and down. Nabae: wow! ang galing ako naman tingnan mu (pi...
Noche Buena
ANAK: Nay! ano po ang handa natin pang noche buena? NANAY: nagluto ako ng noodles anak ANAK: ok nay! huwag nyo na ako gisingin mamayang alas dose...
Tagalog Cheesy Pick Up Lines
Ikaw b ang kadiliman? Wala na kasi kong makitang iba kapag andyan ka. drugs ka ba? kasi nakakadik ka eh Tumatangkad ka ah! Dati hanggang dito ka lang, ngayon nasa isip na kita. ‘Ikaw naman ...
Matapang Sa Tagaan
Pedro: Nabalitaan mo ha yung nangyari kay Pareng Ramon kagabi? Juan: Anong nangyari? Pedro: Napalaban siya ng tagaan kagabi at bumilib ako sa katapangan niya! Juan: Bakit? Pedro: Kasi,...
Halimbawa Ng Anekdota
Ang anekdota ay isang uri ng akdang tuluyan na tumatalakay sa kakaiba o kakatwang pangyayaring naganap sa buhay ng isang kilala, sikat o tanyag na Tao....
Nasagasaan
May isang lalaking nag ngangalang Juan. Nakita nya ang daming tao at narinig nya na may kawawang namatay doon at dahil gustong nyang maki-usyoso ay gumawa si Juan nang eksina sabi nya... Juan: Hoyy...
Yakap At Halik
Jade : Ang mamang ito ho ang nagnakaw sa aking pitaka. Pulis : Paano naman niya nakuha ang pitaka mo? Jade : Sa loob ho ng sinehan ay nagkatabi kami. Pagkatapos ho ng palabas ay pinameryenda...
Bobong Maniac
Isang Gabi May Isang Magandang Madre at Isang maniac Ang Sumakay sa Tricylce... MANIAC: Aba ang ganda... (Hinawakan ang Dibdib ng madre) MADRE: Ay bastos! MANIAC: Gustong Mong Rapin Kita!!!?
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Payong
Isang araw nagkasalubong ang mag kumare
Adela : mare kamusta na !!! yan na ba ang inaanak kong si Kristel???
Gina: oo mare isinama ko at walang bantay sa bahay
Adela : hi Kristel, ako ang ninang mo...
Birthday Cake
Kabilugan ng buwan, naglalakad ang lasing na magkaibigan at natapat sa isang bakery. Pedro : (huminto) pareng Juan, birthday mo ba? Juan : Hindi ah Pedro : Ei bakit may cake dito? (sabay turo sa na...
Malapit Sa Katotohanan
Nag-utos ang mahal na hari na kung sino man ang makakasagot sa kanyang tanong ay ipapakasal sa mahal na Prinsesa. Hari: Makinig kayong lahat, heto ang aking katanongan... Ano ang kasinungalingan na...
Bibili Ng Vitamins
Nasa drug store ang isang Lola para bumili ng vitamins. Lola: Pabili nga ng vitamins para sa aking Apo. Tindera: Anong vitamins ho ang gusto nyo, mayroon kaming Vitamin A, B, C Lola: Ok lang ...
Top 25 Latest English Jokes in 2019
THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE… Joke
THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE; GERTRUDE, SOPHIA, AND HARRIET. GERTRUDE SAID, "I THINK I'LL GO UPSTAIRS NOW AND TAKEA BATH." SHE TOOK AL...
Meeting The Pope Joke
A rich American tourist was holidaying in Rome, and was intent on seeing the Pope. There he stood, in a big long line with a rather expensive suit on, hoping the Pope w...
We Have New Babies Joke
For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby brother or sister that was expected at his house.One day the mother allowed the boy to ...
Playing Tabla Joke
Once a couple were on vacation. The husband was lying on the beach facing downwards on his stomach & the wife was patting him on his butt. He happened to ask her what s...
The Duck Hunt Joke
One day a man went hunting for ducks. When he was done he was going to his Chevy and he got a vist from The Game Warden.The Warden said "Hey Sir,what ya huntin?"The man...
The 3 Little Pigs. Joke
Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night.The waiter comes and takes their drink order."I would like a Sprite," said the first little piggie."I would like a Coke,"...
A Small Misunderstanding Joke
A lady golfer is stung by a wasp.She goes to look for the greenkeeper and finds him."I've been stung by a wasp" She says." Where did it get you?" He replies"Between the...
A Caring Husband Joke
A couple just moved into hotel. And the hotel clerk asks the man after helping him with his luggage.- Anything else? - NO, thanks, - Maybe, your wife needs something ? ...
Describe Professions Joke
What does your profession say about you?1. MARKETING - You are ambitious yet stupid. You chose a marketing degree to avoid having to study in college, concentrating ins...
In Good Hands? Joke
All the good knights were leaving for the Crusades.One knight told his best friend - "My bride is without doubt one of the most beautiful women in the world. It would b...
Keep Your Seat, Please! Joke
A radical feminist is getting on a bus when, just in front of her, a man gets up from his seat.She thinks to herself, "Here's another man trying to keep up the customs ...
Drinking And Driving Joke
The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.The "Environmental Engineeri...
Lawyer’s Translation Joke
A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to time and robbing banks in Texas. Finally, a reward was offered for his capture, and an enterpr...
From Us… Joke
The teacher walks in and finds an apple on her desk with the letters "ILU" written on it. The teacher asks who left it. A little white girl raises her hand. Well sweeti...
Preparation For Parenthood Joke
Preparation for ParenthoodPreparation for parenthood is not just a matter of reading books anddecorating the nursery. Here are 12 simple tests for expectant parentsto t...
Spinster’s Three Wishes Joke
The old spinster was rocking on her front porch with her tomcat at her feet, when a good fairy suddenly appeared before her and offered her three wishes."Aw, go on," th...
Married Men’s Magazine Joke
Did you hear about the new men's magazine that caters exclusively to married men?It's like Playboy or Penthouse magazine, except the centerfold is the same month after ...
A Young Boy, About Eight Years Old, Was At The Corner… Joke
A young boy, about eight years old, was at the corner "Mom& Pop" grocery picking out a pretty good size box of laundrydetergent. The grocer walked over, and, trying to ...
If Men Had PMS, What Would Happen? Joke
If men had PMS, what would happen?a) The federal government would allocate funds to study it.b) Cramps would become an acceptable reason to apply for permanent disabili...
How Shit Happens Joke
How Shit HappensIn the Beginning was The PlanAnd then came the AssumptionsAnd the Assumptions were without formAnd the Plan was completely without substanceAnd the dark...
Here’s Little Johnny! Joke
A teacher in New York City wanted to see how many animals the city kids in her fourth-grade class could identify. She drew a picture of a cow on the blackboard and said...
Too Many Beers. Joke
So I said "Hey man, that's my beer."Then he says, "No man, that's my beer." Then the beers say, "No man, we're our own beers." That's when we realized we had too many b...
Seen You Before? Joke
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, "Haven't I seen you somewhere before?""Yes," she replied in a loud voice, "I'm the receptionist at the V....
Things Never To Say To A Cop Joke
1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas) 2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 3. Aren't you the guy from t...
Someone Died Playing Golf Joke
Fred got home from his Sunday round of golf later than normal and very tired. "Bad day at the course?" his wife asked. "Everything was going fine," he said. "Then Harry...