Boy Tattoo
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Boy Tattoo: Waiter
Waiter: ano Po yun?
Boy Tattoo: Bigyan Mo nga ako Dito ng isang buong lechon manok at limang boteng beer.
Waiter: Sige Po pakih...
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Top 15 Latest Tagalog Pinoy Jokes in 2019
Hilot
Nanay: Anak pakitawag nga ang Tatay mo at sabihin hilotin niya ako.
Anak na ngongo: Tatay punta ka daw sa kwarto at Iy*tin mo si Nanay.
Tatay: Teka lang anak papalakihin ko pa saglit.
(Pumunta ang ...
Napaginipan Kita
“Napanaginipan kita kagabi. Nakaupo sa tabi ng ilog,
nag-iisa at mukhang mabigat ang loob. Lalapitan sana kita at yayakapin.
Pero bigla kang tumayo…
at naghugas ng puwet.”...
AKING BUHAY
*TULA*
--AKING BUHAY--
Oh Aking nilalangit
Nilalangaw pati puwit
Kung sa ganda mo ako'y samba
Sa utot mo ako'y tumba Kung sa langit ika'y tala
Sa lupa ikaw ay tekla
Buhok mong paalon alon
...
Color Na M
Teacher: Juan anong mga kulay ang nagsisimula sa leter ‘M’? Juan: Maroon po! Teacher: Good! Ano pa? Juan: Mellow, Mreen, Mlue, Miolet at Morange po! Teacher: Melly Good! Melly Good, Ju...
Logic 2.0
3rd Place Ka sa Karera... Kapag naunahan mo Ang 2nd Place
Pang Ilang place kna? O eto sagot pagmayabang Mo sa Kaklase mo... Sagot: 2ND PLACE BKIT?
Kase bago ka maging 1st kail...
Dear Love
Dear Love, Una sa lahat at hindi sa huli
Nagsulat ako dahil may papel at bolpen ako
Alam mong crush kita hindi yung crash sa airplane
Kundi crush sa puso
...
Waiter
Sa restaurant alalang alala ang mga waiter dahil sa dami ng mga tao subalit sa isang restaurant may mayabang na tao at lumapit sa waiter at sinabing:
Mayabang: hoy waiter bakit tagal ng order ko?
(N...
Mainit Ang Ulo Ni Bakla
Si Bakla ay pumasok sa parlor shop
Parlor artists: good morning Ma'am! sir pala mag papahupit ho kayo
Bakla: hindi!! mag papa haba ako ng bohuk halika dikitan mo nang dumami at humaba. Pumunta si...
Ano Ang Nakakagulat Na Pagkain
Ano ang nakakagulat na pagkain? Timothy:Ano? Luis:Edi.sabaw tska kanin Guro:Bkt Luis:kasi SOUP RICE (sabaw tska kanin)...
Auntie,mama,papa,Lolo,
Auntie kba?ikaw kase auntienitibok ng puso ko ehh......mama ka ba ? Ikaw kase mamahalin ko ....papa kba ?ikaW kase papakasalan ko....
Ehhh yung Lolo?
Ayun ba ,ikaw kase ang lolokohin ko.......^---^...
Magnanakaw
Berto: pareng Juan mmya gabi akyatin natin bahay ng mag asawang matanda kasi tuwing Sunday wala Sila out of town.
Juan: ayoko pare baka May cctv camera.
Berto: wala pare, hinde sila nag lagay kasi m...
Pasahero Sa Barko
Lumubog ang isang barko at kasama sa mga survivors ang isang Intsik. Narinig nya ang dasal ng isang Pinoy. "Iligtas nyo po kami, Santa Ana, San Jose, Santa Maria, San Isidro, San Gabriel"! Sumabat ang...
English Grammar
Sa isang paaralan ay may isang guro ang tumatawag sa kanyang mga estudyante.
Guro1: hey childs! All of you come here. Childs! Childs!
Narinig ito ng isa pang guro at pinuna siya.
Guro2: Hala nak...
Maliit Ang Boses
Tutoy:Ate Ate bat maliit boses ko? (Boses bata)
Ate: kasi tutoy dka pa binyagan (tule) dun ka nga sa kuya mo May ginagawa ako.
Tutoy: kuya2 bat maliit boses ko?
Kuya: haay nako tutoy dkapa nga tul...
Top 25 Latest English Jokes in 2019
Jim Will Not Be In Today. He Is Not Feeling Himself. Thank You. Joke
"Jim will not be in today. He is not feeling himself. Thank you."THIS MEANS:1. He doesn't feel the way he usually does.2. He is not in complete control of his hands.3...
Difference Between Men And Women Joke
1. A man will pay 2 dollars for a 1 dollar item he wants. A woman will pay 1 dollar for a 2 dollar item that she doesn't want. 2. A woman worries about the future until...
An Unfortunate Coincidence Joke
One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem--my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermo...
You Mama’s So Hairy… Joke
Yo mama's so hairy...- Yo mama's so hairy, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower. - Yo mama's so hairy, Bigfoot took a picture of her. - Yo mama's so hairy, ...
A Sunday School Teacher Asked Her First Graders… Joke
A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders."Where is God?"The room was filled with children that raised their hands to respond."Okay, Mary, Where is God?""He is ev...
Make Him Happy Joke
The night before her wedding, the bride-to-be talked with her mother. "Mom," she said, "I want you to teach me how to make my new husband happy."The mother took a deep ...
Could You Please Pass… Joke
The nervous young bride became irritated by her husband's lusty advances on their wedding night and reprimanded him severely. "I demand proper manners in bed," she decl...
From A Southwest Airlines Employee…. Joke
From a Southwest Airlines employee...."Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX, to YYY. To operate your seatbelt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull tight. It w...
Little Johnny Is In Class. The Teacher… Joke
Little Johnny is in class. The teacher is going through the alphabet,having each child think up a word that starts with a letter. They getto "W", and the teacher figure...
Adults Have Learned Joke
Great truths about life that adults have learnedRaising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree. There is always alot to be thankful for if you take the time to look...
A Secret Pregnant Lover Joke
At the rehearsal dinner for my boss' daughter and son-in-law-to-be, a loud eight-months pregnant teenage girl suddenly appeared at the back of the room screaming ten mi...
Top Ten Things To Do While Giving Blood Joke
by : Tina Mancuso and Paul Coen 10. Watch the bag fill. 9. Hyperventilate. 8. Pull the tube out of the bag and drink from it. 7. Race to see who fills their bag first (...
Real News Headlines 13 Joke
Here are a few genuine news bloopers gleaned from American newspapers. These were taken from an article by Richard Lederer, author of "Anguished English". On behalf of ...
The Massage! Joke
In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly started massaging the back of the person in front of him.Surprised, the man in front turned and sna...
THE LAND OF OZ Joke
THE LAND OF OZ Dan Quayle, Newt Gingrich, and Bill Clinton are traveling in a car together in the Midwest, when suddenly a tornado comes along and whirls them up ...
Dead Pussy Joke
An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat. As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver, I have a dead pussy. The drive...
Top NFL Complaints Joke
Top NFL Complaints After shooting the blank gun to end the half, the Dallas Cowboy players start shooting back with live ammunition. Calling "heads or tails" but never ...
A Sad Mourner Joke
A man placed some flowers on the grave of his departed mother and started back for his car, parked on the cemetery road. His attention was diverted to a man kneeling at...
Virgina Girl Joke
A young West Virginian girl wanted to go to college at UVA. But her father said 'No Way! You're going to By-God West Virginia Univ.'Well she got her way and she went to...
A Surgeon And An Architect Joke
A surgeon and an architect, both English, were joined by an Irish politician, and all fell to arguing as to whose profession was the oldest. Said the surgeon, "Eve was ...
A Young Boy Came Home From School And Told His Mother… Joke
A young boy came home from school and told his mother, "I had a big fightwith Sidney. He called me a sissy.""What did you do?" the mother asked."I hit him with my purs...
Putting It In. Joke
A married man goes to confessional and tells the priest, "I had an affair with a woman - almost."The priest says, "What do you mean, 'almost'?"The man says, "Well, we g...
Much Improved Joke
A husband was worried about the decline in the quality of his marriage so he discreetly went to a marriage counselor to discuss the problem.The counselor asked, "Do you...
To Jump Or Not To Jump Joke
A blonde and a brunette were watching the news and they had someone on who was about to jump off a building. The brunette says "I bet u he will jump." The blonde says "...
Looking To Buy A Frog? Joke
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?" The bartender considers it, then agrees. The man reac...