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Bobong Maniac

Isang Gabi May Isang Magandang Madre at Isang maniac Ang Sumakay sa Tricylce... MANIAC: Aba ang ganda... (Hinawakan ang Dibdib ng madre) MADRE: Ay bastos! MANIAC: Gustong Mong Rapin Kita!!!? ...

Payong

Isang araw nagkasalubong ang mag kumare Adela : mare kamusta na !!! yan na ba ang inaanak kong si Kristel??? Gina: oo mare isinama ko at walang bantay sa bahay Adela : hi Kristel, ako ang ninang mo...

Birthday Cake

Kabilugan ng buwan, naglalakad ang lasing na magkaibigan at natapat sa isang bakery. Pedro : (huminto) pareng Juan, birthday mo ba? Juan : Hindi ah Pedro : Ei bakit may cake dito? (sabay turo sa na...

Malapit Sa Katotohanan

Nag-utos ang mahal na hari na kung sino man ang makakasagot sa kanyang tanong ay ipapakasal sa mahal na Prinsesa. Hari: Makinig kayong lahat, heto ang aking katanongan... Ano ang kasinungalingan na...

Bibili Ng Vitamins

Nasa drug store ang isang Lola para bumili ng vitamins. Lola: Pabili nga ng vitamins para sa aking Apo. Tindera: Anong vitamins ho ang gusto nyo, mayroon kaming Vitamin A, B, C Lola: Ok lang ...

Galing Sa Basurahan

Si Juan ay taga bundok na lumuwas ng Maynila upang dumalaw sa isang kamag-anak. Pagdating sa Maynila, siya'y nadukutan, nabugbog, nadaya at iba't-iba pang kamalasan ang umabot sa kanya kaya walang nat...

Pinakamaliit Na Manok

Juan: Anong pinaka maliit na manok? Pedro: Ano? Juan: Knorr Chicken. Wahahahaha Pedro: Mali ka dyan pre, may mas maliit pa kesa Knorr Chicken Juan: Talaga? e ano? Pedro: Giniling pre, giniling na...

Doc And Nene

Doc: Anong nangyari sa mga tenga mo? Nene: ganito kasi yon Doc habang nag plaplansya ako ay may biglang tumawag aksidente kong napickup ang planstya. Doc: bat dalawang tenga mo ang nagkaganyan? Nene: ...

Malinis Na Isda

Nanay: Tikboy, hugasan mo nga yong isda at iluluto ko na. Tikboy: Bobo kaba Nay? Bakit pa huhugasan e malinis napo yan kasi sa tubig nakatira. Nanay: Tarantado kang bata ka, halika dito para map...

Takot Sa Diabetes Joke

Juan: Pedro, tara at mag-coffee break muna tayo. Pedro: Sure, cge Juan. At nag coffe break nga sina Juan at Pedro. Habang nag titimpla si Pedro ay may napansin si Juan. Juan: 0h, Pedro, nagla...

Nag Kita Kita Ang Mga Lider Ng Bansa

Mga leader nagkitakita.... Donald Trump: tinapun ang iPhone,sa dagat Duterte: sayang naman Trump: cellphone is nothing in my country. PM Abe: nilaglag ang sports car sa dagat.. Duterte: nako sayang ...

Firestone Tire

Nagpahula ang mag-ina kay Madam Auring. Madam Auring: Bukas mamamatay ang anak mo sa apoy at bato. Nanay: Naku! Umuwi na tayo anak at mag-ingat tayo, baka pa tayo maaksidente. Kinabukasan. ...

Sasakyan Comedy Logic

juan: may tatanong ako sayo pedro: ano yun juan: ready ka na ba pedro: oo juan: Anong sasakyan ang hindi naliko? pedro: (nag iisip) hindi ko alam Kayo ba alam nyo eto ang sagot pero bago sagot isip m...

Ang Madaldal Na Parrot

Tumawag ng tubero si Mrs. Mendez. "Magandang hapon po, Mang Kadyo. Pakiayos naman bukas yun lababo ko." "Sige ho."sagot ng tubero. "Pero wala ako bukas sa bahay, iiwan ko nalang ang susi sa kapitba...

Gumuhit Ng Hayop

Teacher: Class ang gagawin natin ngayon ay gumuhit ng isang hayop. E guhit ninyo ang hayop na lagi nyong nakikita. Pagkalipas ng isang oras... Teacher: O Juan, bakit tao itong ginuhit mo? Jua...

Drunk Guy And The Nun Joke

There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk. I mean really, really, really drunk. When the bar closed he got up to go home. As he stumbled out the door he ...

Signs And Notices 05 Joke

These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Outside a country shop: "We buy junk and sell antiques." In the window of an Oregon store: "W...

Head And Shoulders Joke

A blonde and a brunette were taking the elevator to the lobby from the 25th floor. On the 23rd floor, a great looking man with ruffled hair gets into the elevator. The ...

Doctor, Doctor Joke

One day this Blonde walked into her doctors office."Doctor, Doctor I'm having these awlful pains in my back.""Well let me take a look."When the doctor looked he had a l...

A Microsoft Christmas Joke

NORTH POLE (API) - MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire Christmas at a press conference held via satellite from Santa's summer estate...

Proctologist Definitions Joke

Proctologist: A doctor who puts in a hard day at the orifice.Proctologist: A brain surgeon for lawyers.Proctologist: the rare profession in which the M.D. starts out at...

Blonde On Horseback Joke

A blonde from California decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immedia...

An Orgasmic Problem Joke

A woman went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem, doctor. Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out an outrageous yell." "My dear...

We Don’t Argue Joke

Jim and I have been married for two years now and we have not yet had our first husband-wife argument.If we have a difference of any kind, and I am right, Jim nods and ...

You Know You’re A Teacher If… Joke

You think people should be required to get a government permit before being allowed to reproduce.You want to slap the next person who says, "Must be nice to have all yo...

Good Fortune Joke

A man walks along a lonely beach. Suddenly he hears a deep voice: DIG ! He looks around: nobody's there. I am having hallucinations, he thinks. Then he hears the ...

The 3 Guys In A Plane Joke

There were 3 guys in a plane. The plane was about to crash.They each had to throw one item out: The 1st guy threw out an apple.The 2nd one threw out a bannana.The 3rd o...

You Might Be A Bad Customer If: Joke

You escort people out of line for having 11 items in the "10 items or less" lane. You walk into a store at 10 minutes to close not knowing what you want and don't decid...

Women’s Rights Joke

WOMEN'S RIGHTSThe following took place at an international conference for women's rights. The first speaker, a lady from England stood and said, "During last year's con...

Three Mistresses Joke

There is is this guy and he has three mistresses. Well, he decides that he only wants to have one, so he has to choose. He decides on a way to choose by giving them eac...

Your Funeral Joke

There were three men sitting on a bench. Man1 asked the other two: "What do you want your family and friends to say at your funeral?". Man2 says, "I guess I'd want them...

The Knot Joke

A string walks into a bar and ask the waiter for a beer. The waiter says, "I am sorry but we can't serve strings here."The string goes home, ties himself in a knot, and...

Pythagoras Joke. Joke

Ther was this Indian chief, and he had three wives. They slept in the same tent. One on a bear skin, one on a buffalo skin and one on a hippopotamus skin.After a time t...

Bill Clinton, A Limo Driver, And A Pig Joke

One day, Bill Clinton decided to go for a ride in his limo. He was tired of the city, so he told his limo driver to take him to the country.They drove around for hours,...

Excited Preacher Joke

The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached, he moved briskly about the platform, jerking the mike cord as he went. Then he moved to one side...