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Pasahero Sa Barko

Lumubog ang isang barko at kasama sa mga survivors ang isang Intsik. Narinig nya ang dasal ng isang Pinoy. "Iligtas nyo po kami, Santa Ana, San Jose, Santa Maria, San Isidro, San Gabriel"! Sumabat ang...

English Grammar

Sa isang paaralan ay may isang guro ang tumatawag sa kanyang mga estudyante. Guro1: hey childs! All of you come here. Childs! Childs! Narinig ito ng isa pang guro at pinuna siya. Guro2: Hala nak...

Maliit Ang Boses

Tutoy:Ate Ate bat maliit boses ko? (Boses bata) Ate: kasi tutoy dka pa binyagan (tule) dun ka nga sa kuya mo May ginagawa ako. Tutoy: kuya2 bat maliit boses ko? Kuya: haay nako tutoy dkapa nga tul...

Tagalog Riddle

RIDDLE : ANG GUMAGAWA NITO AY HINDI NANGANGAILANG NITO. ANG BUMUBILI NITO AY HINDI NYA MGAGAMIT ITO. KUN SINO MN ANG ANG MKAKAGAMIT NITO AY HINDI NYA ITO MA PAKIRAMDAMAN O MKIKITA ANU ITO? ...

Umutot Habang Naka Headset

may lalaking kumakain sa restourant, utot na utot na sya ,hindi nya na kayang pigilan.naisip nya na hindi naman siguro mahahalata at hindi naman maririnig ,dahil malakas naman daw ang music kaya sinam...

Kwentong Siopao

Berto: Miss isang siopao nga, yung babaeng siopao ha. Tindera: Babaeng Siopao? Berto: Yung may papel sa ilalim, kumbaga may napkin eh hehe. Tindera: Ah! Ganun ba? ang available lang kasi ngay...

Nang Dahil Sa Kalandian

October 18, 2018 6:25 AM, Friday Boy: Babe, nasaan ka? Girl: Nasa puso mo. Yiiieee😍 December 15,2018 8:36 AM, Tuesday Girl: Babe, bakit di ka na nagpaparamdam o nagcha-chat sa akin? ...

Gubat At Kanyon

Isang araw nakita ni Juan na nakahubad ang kanyang mga magulang........ Juan: Nay ano yan??? (Dede) Nanay: Bundok Juan: Eh ito nay ano to??? (Pepe) Nanay: Gubat Juan: sayo naman tay... Ano to????...

Juan At Tatay Na May Tatto

Isang araw nakita ni juan ang kanyang tatay na may tattoo sa noo.Tinanong ni juan kung san galing ang tattoo niya. TATAY: Sa bundok sa gitna ng bundok ay may bahay sa gitna ng bahay may upuan, umupo ...

Kasal

Isang araw ang mag-jowang Ben at Jane ay nagplano ng magpakasal Bago ang kasal nasa magkahiwalay ang room nila habang sila ay inaayos na....... Jane: pwede ku bang makita si Ben? Make up artist: Ba...

Occasionally

Doc: nagsisigarilyo ka ba at umiinom ng alak? Patient: occasionally lang po doc.. Doc: what do you mean? Every other day? Once a week? Or once a month? Patient: kapag may okasyon lang po, para ...

Discovering America Joke

A Geography teacher stands in front of a map of the world.Geography Teacher: Tony, can you tell me where in the world America is placed on this map? Tony shows him Amer...

Hunting

Kung sa lalaki ang pambababae ay Chicks Hunting, ano naman sa babae ang panlalalake? ANSWER: Eh di EGG HUNTING Hahahahhahahahaha 🤣😂...

Magagaling Na Bata

May batang babae at lalaki na naglalaro. Lalaki: oi tingnan mu laruan ko sumusunod sa sasabihin ko (pinakita ang laruan) up and down, up and down. Nabae: wow! ang galing ako naman tingnan mu (pi...

Ostrich & Pussy Cat Joke

A man walked into a pub with an Ostrich and a Pussy Cat. He walked up the the bar and said "Beer for me, beer for the ostrich, whisky for the cat". They found a table, ...

The Cow And The Chicken Joke

So there is a cow and a chicken. And the cow goes... Baak!Baak! LOL (why would a cow go baak!?!) LOLAnd... LOL...the chicken goes ...LOL...Moo!LOL(why would a chicken s...

The Grocery Store. Joke

A young boy had a job bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day the store decided to install a machine for squeezing fresh orange juice.The young lad was most intrigu...

Obscene Phone Calls. Joke

Dave was a bit of a nut who enjoyed making obscene phone calls.His biggest pleasure is making such calls to kindergarten teachers.He'll find a lonely telephone booth, d...

Why The Bad Plays? Joke

true story, according to the LA Times.....Coach Frank Layden of the Utah Jazz asked forward Jeff Wilkins, "Is your bad play due to ignorance or apathy?"Wilkins replied...

Daddy, Where Did I Come From? Joke

"Daddy?" the kid asked his father. "Where did I come from?""Ask your mother," he replied."I did," the kid said. "But I don't think she was telling the truth. She said I...

Great Pick Up Lines! Joke

I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eye, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.Did you know they changed the alphabet? They put U and I toget...

Show Him Your Cross Joke

Two nuns, Sister Mary Agnes and Sister Mary Vincent, aretraveling through Europe in their car, sightseeing inTransylvania. As they are stopped at a traffic light, outo...

Stinky Feet, Bad Breath Joke

A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom on the edge of the bathtub saying to himself, "Now how can I tell my wife that I've got ...

He Is A Very Fast Drinker Joke

A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender looks at him and says, "What'll it be buddy?"The man says, "Set me up with seven whiskey shots and mak...

Things Mom Taught Me… Joke

My Mother taught me LOGIC..."If you fall off that swing and break your neck, you can't go to the store with me." My Mother taught me MEDICINE..."If you don't stop cross...

Doctor, Doctor! Joke

"Doctor Doctor i feel like a bridge!""What's come over you?""2 buses, 3 motorbikes and a train.""Doctor Doctor - I feel like a pack of cards!""I'll deal with you later....

Boyle Sat In A Belfast Confessional Joke

Boyle sat in a Belfast confessional. "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned," he said. "I've blown up three hundred miles of English railroad!" "All right, my son," admon...

Bad News, Good News, Great News Joke

The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he was greeted by two grim-faced policemen at his door. "We're sorry to call on you at this hour, Mr. Wilk...

Biting Nails Joke

Two golden-agers were discussing their husbands over tea. "I do wish that my Elmer would stop biting his nails. He makes me terribly nervous." "My Billy used to do the ...

A Story Behind A Gun Joke

Big Louie the Torpedo was becoming increasingly curious about one of the newer members of his mob, Benny the Rod. Benny had been in the business for many years in anoth...

One Day In The Garden Of Eden… Joke

One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, "Lord, I have a problem!" "What's the problem, Eve?" "Lord, I know you've created me and have provided this beautif...

Computer Acronyms List Joke

Humorous Computer-Related AcronymsIBM I Blame Microsoft Idiots Buy Me Idiots Building Machines I'll Buy Macintoshes It Bit Me It Built Microsoft It's Better Manually I'...

Santa Vs. System Admins Joke

The similarities between Santa and System Admins1. Santa is bearded, corpulent, and dresses funny.2. When you ask Santa for something, the odds of receiving what you wa...

Food Fight In A Store Joke

In February 1994 in New Brighton, Minn., a 32-year-old man and his 24-year-old girlfriend were arrested after a food fight in a grocery store. After arguing loudly, the...

Lipstick Problem! Joke

According to a radio report, a middle school in Oregon was faced with a unique problem. A number of girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bath...

Farmer Joe And His Mule Joke

Farmer Joe decided his injuries from his recent accident were serious enough to take the trucking company responsible for the accident to court. In court, the trucking ...

New Year Resolutions For Pets Joke

15. I will not eat other animals' poop. 14. I will not lick my human's face after eating animal poop.13. I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm lying unde...

What Type Of Prize Did You Win? Joke

A blonde goes to the local restaurant, buys a small drink for herself, and sits down to drink it. She notices a peel-off prize sticker on the side of her cup while she ...

Identify The Problem Joke

A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but was not getting many.Then, he discovered the problem; a 10 year old boy was standing up the road with a hand p...