Guro: Pedro Anong Mangyayari Kung Puputulin Ang Isa Mong Tainga? Pedro: Ma'am Mabibingi Guro: Eh Kung Dalawang Tainga Ang Puputulin? Pedro: Maam Mabubulag Ako Guro: Bakit Naman Mabubulag Ka? Pedr... Read Full Joke

Mark Cortez Binigyan ako ni papa ng pera pambayad ng kuryente pero sa halip na ibayad ko, nahikayat akong bumili ng rafflle ticket para sa isang brand new car. Umuwi ako at sinabi kay papa ang nangyar... Read Full Joke

Ang tungkol sa akig tula ay tulang magulo gzto ko itong isipin pero hinde ko maisip ang gzto kung isipin kay inisip ko nalang ang iniisip nang iba kahit akoy may sariling isip ganon ka gulo ang isip k... Read Full Joke

Mam: Class, ang makakasagot ng tanung ko ang unang uuwi! Juan: (bumulong sa katabi) Huy! alam ko gagawin natin! Mam: Wag kayung maingay! maghintay lang sa aking katanungan. Juan: (binato ng papel s... Read Full Joke

Amo: inday pag ubos na ang pampers ihuggies baby dry mo na lang Inday:opo sir . lumipas ang dalawang minuto amo: bakit nasa labas si baby? inday: inihugis ko napo si baby wala ng pong... Read Full Joke

TITSER: JUAN SPELL AMBULANCE JUAN: (NAG IISIP ) A....M TITSER : FASTER JUAN : WE WO WE WO MAM ALIS KA JAN BAKA MASAGASAAN KA ... Read Full Joke

crush alam mo ba ginawa yung pagkain para kainin ginawa yung pera para gastosin sana ginawa yung puso mo para sa akin ... Read Full Joke

Pedro : tao ba 'to? Juan : hindi Pedro : bagay ba 'to? Juan : oo! oo! Pedro : gamit sa bahay? Juan : oo Pedro : ginagamit sa kusina Juan : oo! oo! Pedro : matalim ba ito? Ju... Read Full Joke

Si Erap naliligo sa banyo ng biglang tumunog ang fire alarm. Dali dali syang bumaba hubot hubad, ng makita sya ng bodyguard nya biglang nagsigaw ng, "Mr. President, may nakalimutan ho ata kayo!" ... Read Full Joke

Interview sa mga aplikante bilang astronauts patungong Mars- Intsik, Hapon at Filipino Interviewer(I): Ikaw Intsik anong gusto mo kasi hindi ka na makabalik dito sa mundo. Intsik: Isang milyong dol... Read Full Joke

Santa's Reindeer are girls and here's the proof:According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer, eac... Read Full Joke

Two morons stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One has some budgies lined up on each arm, the other has parrots lined up on his arms.After a couple of minute... Read Full Joke

TRAFFIC JAM A man on his way home from work at the Pentagon came to a dead halt in traffic and thought to himself, "Wow, this traffic seems worse than usual. Nothing's ... Read Full Joke

A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom on the edge of the bathtub saying to himself, "Now how can I tell my wife that I've got ... Read Full Joke

A young couple from the country honeymooned at a really fancy ocean-side resort. because they knew it would be expensive, they had planned to limit their stay to ju... Read Full Joke

A lawyer's car stalled on the side of the freeway. As he was getting out to see what was the matter, a reckless driver swerved taking off the whole car door and knockin... Read Full Joke

A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the women's husband's funeral service. The friend asks the woman if her husband had any life insur... Read Full Joke

A new priest is being given instructions on what to do when he takes confession. The older priest tells the new man, for things like stealing, give 5 hail mary's, and f... Read Full Joke

A local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so a blonde went in to try out for the job. After a series of questions that the blonde failed, the sheriff asked in desperati... Read Full Joke

A man goes to visit the grave of his mother, puts a beautiful bouquet at the headstone and gets up, to leave when he notices another man crying his heart out, lying on ... Read Full Joke

A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden."Look at their reserve, their calm," muses the Brit. "They mus... Read Full Joke

How do you know if you're in love, in lust, or really married?LOVE - When your eyes meet across a crowded room. LUST - When your tongues meet across a crowded room. MAR... Read Full Joke

Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put me in a fighting mood. Did you put something like that in this prescription?Doctor: No need fo... Read Full Joke

The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.Scene: A courtroom where a w... Read Full Joke

A woman was chatting with her next-door neighbor..."I feel real good today. I started out this morning with an act of unselfish generosity. I gave a five dollar bill to... Read Full Joke

Hangover: The wrath of grapes.Income Tax: Capital punishment.A used car is not always what it's jacked up to be.Two silkworms were in a race. They ended up in a tie.To ... Read Full Joke

"Things are more like they are now than they have ever been." --President Gerald Ford "My fellow astronauts..."--Vice-President Dan Quayle, beginning a speech at an Apo... Read Full Joke