Boy Tattoo
isang araw sa pumunta ng restaurant si Boy Tattoo
Boy Tattoo: Waiter
Waiter: ano Po yun?
Boy Tattoo: Bigyan Mo nga ako Dito ng isang buong lechon manok at limang boteng beer.
Waiter: Sige Po pakih...
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Top 15 Latest Tagalog Pinoy Jokes in 2019
Hilot
Nanay: Anak pakitawag nga ang Tatay mo at sabihin hilotin niya ako.
Anak na ngongo: Tatay punta ka daw sa kwarto at Iy*tin mo si Nanay.
Tatay: Teka lang anak papalakihin ko pa saglit.
(Pumunta ang ...
Napaginipan Kita
“Napanaginipan kita kagabi. Nakaupo sa tabi ng ilog,
nag-iisa at mukhang mabigat ang loob. Lalapitan sana kita at yayakapin.
Pero bigla kang tumayo…
at naghugas ng puwet.”...
AKING BUHAY
*TULA*
--AKING BUHAY--
Oh Aking nilalangit
Nilalangaw pati puwit
Kung sa ganda mo ako'y samba
Sa utot mo ako'y tumba Kung sa langit ika'y tala
Sa lupa ikaw ay tekla
Buhok mong paalon alon
...
Color Na M
Teacher: Juan anong mga kulay ang nagsisimula sa leter ‘M’? Juan: Maroon po! Teacher: Good! Ano pa? Juan: Mellow, Mreen, Mlue, Miolet at Morange po! Teacher: Melly Good! Melly Good, Ju...
Logic 2.0
3rd Place Ka sa Karera... Kapag naunahan mo Ang 2nd Place
Pang Ilang place kna? O eto sagot pagmayabang Mo sa Kaklase mo... Sagot: 2ND PLACE BKIT?
Kase bago ka maging 1st kail...
Dear Love
Dear Love, Una sa lahat at hindi sa huli
Nagsulat ako dahil may papel at bolpen ako
Alam mong crush kita hindi yung crash sa airplane
Kundi crush sa puso
...
Waiter
Sa restaurant alalang alala ang mga waiter dahil sa dami ng mga tao subalit sa isang restaurant may mayabang na tao at lumapit sa waiter at sinabing:
Mayabang: hoy waiter bakit tagal ng order ko?
(N...
Mainit Ang Ulo Ni Bakla
Si Bakla ay pumasok sa parlor shop
Parlor artists: good morning Ma'am! sir pala mag papahupit ho kayo
Bakla: hindi!! mag papa haba ako ng bohuk halika dikitan mo nang dumami at humaba. Pumunta si...
Ano Ang Nakakagulat Na Pagkain
Ano ang nakakagulat na pagkain? Timothy:Ano? Luis:Edi.sabaw tska kanin Guro:Bkt Luis:kasi SOUP RICE (sabaw tska kanin)...
Auntie,mama,papa,Lolo,
Auntie kba?ikaw kase auntienitibok ng puso ko ehh......mama ka ba ? Ikaw kase mamahalin ko ....papa kba ?ikaW kase papakasalan ko....
Ehhh yung Lolo?
Ayun ba ,ikaw kase ang lolokohin ko.......^---^...
Magnanakaw
Berto: pareng Juan mmya gabi akyatin natin bahay ng mag asawang matanda kasi tuwing Sunday wala Sila out of town.
Juan: ayoko pare baka May cctv camera.
Berto: wala pare, hinde sila nag lagay kasi m...
Pasahero Sa Barko
Lumubog ang isang barko at kasama sa mga survivors ang isang Intsik. Narinig nya ang dasal ng isang Pinoy. "Iligtas nyo po kami, Santa Ana, San Jose, Santa Maria, San Isidro, San Gabriel"! Sumabat ang...
English Grammar
Sa isang paaralan ay may isang guro ang tumatawag sa kanyang mga estudyante.
Guro1: hey childs! All of you come here. Childs! Childs!
Narinig ito ng isa pang guro at pinuna siya.
Guro2: Hala nak...
Maliit Ang Boses
Tutoy:Ate Ate bat maliit boses ko? (Boses bata)
Ate: kasi tutoy dka pa binyagan (tule) dun ka nga sa kuya mo May ginagawa ako.
Tutoy: kuya2 bat maliit boses ko?
Kuya: haay nako tutoy dkapa nga tul...
Top 25 Latest English Jokes in 2019
Most Popular Video Joke
The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.Wednesday, October 21, 1992T...
Two Male Flies Are Buzzing Around… Joke
Two male flies are buzzing around, cruising for goodlooking females. One spots a real cutie sitting on apile of cow shit and dives down toward her."Pardon me" he asks, ...
Sister Mary K. Joke
Sister Mary Katherine lived in a nunnery, a block away from Jack's liquor store. One day, in walked Sister Mary K. and said, "Oh Jack, give me a pint o'the brandy."Sist...
Homeschooling Kids Joke
The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.Bellevue, WAThere's a story ...
Conversion Joke
A Jewish lawyer was troubled by the way his son turned out, and went to see his Rabbi about it. "I brought him up in the faith, gave him a very expensive bar mitzvah, c...
Dead Or Alive Joke
An office exec was interviewing a blonde for an assistant position, and wanted to find out a little about her personality. "If you could have a conversation with anyone...
How Do You Tell If You’re Making Love To A Nurse… Joke
Q: How do you tell if you're making love to a nurse, a schoolteacher, or an airline stewardess?A: A nurse says: "This won't hurt a bit." A schoolteacher says, "We're go...
Quotes From Stupid 02 Joke
These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. "That race was all about competition." - David Coleman, ITV "And I can see the strong wind blowing the s...
A Loving Couple Joke
Bill sat alone in the hospital room at his dying wife's beside. It was difficult to hear her above the many life sustaining devices, asher voice was little more than a ...
The Ugly Kid! Joke
There was a middle-aged couple who had two stunningly beautiful blonde teenage daughters. The parents decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. After...
The 9 Types Of Boyfriends Joke
Joe Sensitive - "After I wash the dishes, let's cuddle, OK?"Also known as: Mr. Nice Guy, Family man, Honey, Darling, SnugglepupAdvantages: Well-behaved; irons own shirt...
Women Quotes Joke
Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult. Charlotte Whitton Guys are like dogs. They keep coming b...
The Work Qualification Test Joke
Murphy applied for an engineering position at an Irish firm based in Dublin. An American applied for the same job and both applicants having the same qualifications wer...
A Test For Being Drunk Joke
A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out of the lanes.He goes up to the guy's window and says, "Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyz...
George Costanza’s Tips For Working Hard IX Joke
Build Vocabulary. Read up on some computer magazines andpick out all the jargon and new products. Use it freely whenin conversation with bosses. Remember: They don't ha...
Cat Jokes 05 Joke
Q: What's the unluckiest kind of cat to have?A: A catastrophe!Q: Who was the most powerful cat in China?A: Chairman Miaow!Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a t...
How To Hunt Elephants — Sales Style Joke
How to Hunt Elephants -- Sales StyleSalespeople don't hunt elephants but spend their timeselling elephants they haven't caught, for delivery twodays before the season ...
Footless Parrot Joke
Footless Parrot A guy is having marital problems. He and the wife are not communicating at all and he's lonesome so he goes to a pet store thinking a pet might he...
Redneck Morals Joke
The out-of-state couple are camping on the shores of a lake near a tiny hamlet. The young wife, stunningly built, decides to give the local town folk a thrill by sun ba...
The Reason For Running Joke
A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually increases his speed until he's topping 100 mph. He eventually realizes he can't escape and fi...
Black Magic! Joke
An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each other. When they had a fight, screams and yelling could be heard deep into the night.A constant ...
Go Farther Joke
Johnny and Betsy just got married after having graduated as Aggies and are driving to Austin for their honeymoon. Along the way, Johnny, who's at the wheel, reaches ove...
At The Public Pool Joke
The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the pool."Everyone knows," the mother lectured him, "that from time to time, young children will u...
New Bumper Stickers. Joke
Bumper stickers seen this weekend .....You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me.I have the body of a god........Buddha.This would be really funny if it ...
Changing Schools. Joke
A ten year-old Jewish boy was failing math. His parents tried everything from tutors to hypnosis; but to no avail.Finally, at the insistence of a family friend, they de...