Ang Papaya
Paramihan ng Bunga ng Papaya
Kumpare 1.. ay sa amin...ang papaya 5ft laang ang taas ay isang sako ang bunga.
Kumpare 2... kakaunti...sa amin ang ganyan kataas na papaya nag tatatlong sako ang bu...
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Top 15 Latest Tagalog Pinoy Jokes in 2023
ANG TATLONG MARIA
Nagpunta ang 3 dalaga sa simbahan, nangumpisal.
1 dalaga: Padre nagdate po kmi ng nobyo ko, hinawakan niya ang mga kamay ko.
Pare: magdasal ka at hugasan mo ang mga kamay mo.
2 Dalaga: (katulad ng ...
ANG MGA LOBO NI PADRE
Isang umaga, habang naglilinis ng kuwarto, may nakitang box sa tabi ng kama ng pare at nagtanong ang madre:
MADRE: Padre ano po ba ang nakalagay sa loob ng box, lagi ko po siyang tinatago sa aparador...
UNANG SIMBA NI JUAN
JUAN: Inay gusto kong sumimba, pano ko malalaman na simbahan na siya?
INAY: Kapag maraming tao ang pumapasok, iyon na ang simbahan at tama ang napuntahan mo
Pagbalik ni Juan sa bahay nagmano siya ...
KUMPISAL
PARI: Cge anak, ano iyong ikukumpisal?
Pedro: Pader, nakapatay ako ng madami
PARI: Aba, malaking kasalanan yan, Ilan ba napatay mo?
PEDRO: mahigit kumulang nasa 20katao na po pader.
PARI: Sus mary...
Si Juan At Pedro Nagnakaw Ng Radyo
Si Juan At Pedro ay nautusang bumili ng
radyo binigyan sila ng 500, habang sila'y
naglalakad si Pedro ay napatingin sa paligid
At nakakita ng 'sakla' Pinagtaya nila ang 500
at sila a...
Bobo Mo Naman
india boy : hello can you teach me tagalog?
Filipino girl: sure.
India: what is in tagalog of good?
Filipino gilr: gago
India boy: nice to meet you?
Filipino girl: tangina mo
India boy: how abou...
Ang Kumplikadong Pangalan
Teacher: Anong Pangalan mo
Student: Ano
Teacher: ANG SABI KO ANONG PANGALAN MO
Student: ANO
Teacher: Ano nga ang pangalan mo, buong pangalan dapat
Student: Ano Poe
Teacher:?????
...
Balintong
Isang araw, habang sumasakay kami ng aking mga kaibigan sa baroto o bangka, Anim kami non ang baroto ay ya unlod da wara lang kami, walang paki lang namin hinddi namin alam na may puno ng tubig ang ba...
Ang Bulate Sa Ermita
Isang araw may tatlong magasasaka ang sabi niya ay quack quack ang sabi kay meow meow.
Magasasaka 1: Ako ay Pilipino
Magsasaka 2: Mahal ko po si Itay
Magsasaka 3: May pasok bukas
Bigla silang n...
Umakyat
Bata: umakyat sa taas Ng kahoy.
Ama: Galit! huy bata bakit ka umakyat dyan sa kahoy bumaba ka ryan.
Bata: ayaw ko po bumaba pa.
Ama: Galit! batang ito ayaw talga bum...
Manila
Pits : Long time no see ahh.san kaba nagtitigil ngayon? Awut : sa MANILA ...
Ang Tatlong Baliw
May 3 baliw isang mental hospital yung isa amerikano, yung isa hapon, at yung isa ay pilipino, tinanong ng nurse kung ano ang gagawin nila pag sila ay nakalaya na. Ang ginawa nung Hapon ay nagdrawing ...
Buntis GF Ko
Jojo: Dan kain tayo sa labas treat kita…
Dan: Wow naman… anu ba meron Jo?
Jojo: Buntis gf ko mag 3 months na…
Dan: My GF ka? Kelan?
Jojo: Namit ko sa chat last year…
Dan: Nagkita na kayo?...
Bukas Na
Juan : pre samahan mo nga ako sa Cr
Pedro:bakit naman?!
Juan:na aano na kasi ako
Pedro:bukas nalang Yan gabing Gabi na
Juan: Dali na
Pedro: saving bukas Na
Juan: May tae sa higaan
Pedro: Ano Y...
Top 25 Latest English Jokes in 2023
Yo Momma JokesGalore! Joke
Yo mama so stupid she got a peep hole in a glass door. Yo mama so stupid she thought an aspiration was butt sweat. Yo mama so stupid she looks at a can of juice for day...
YO MAMMA
YO MAMA so short she broke her leg getting of the toilet. YO MAMMA so ugly every one that saw her ran to the grave yard.YO MAMMA so ugly she killed herself. YO MAMMA so hairy every one thought she was...
Trouble
Lone ranger and tonto
surrounded by Indians ready to kill. lone ranger says: what shall we do? Tonto says: white man, what do you mean we? ...
Daughter In College Joke
Did you hear about the banker who was recently arrested for embezzling $100,000 to pay for his daughter's college education?As the policeman, who also had a daughter in...
Drawing God Joke
A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children whilethey were drawing. She walked around to look at the artwork.As she got to one little girl who was wo...
Power Of Observation Joke
It is recounted that at King's College in the Strand around the time of the war, the Chief of Services would inevitably begin the year's rounds by teaching "a singularl...
A Drunk Irisihman Falls Joke
O'Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when he slipped and fell heavily. Struggling to his feet, he felt something wet running down his l...
Charlie Was Playing With His Little Brother Mickey… Joke
Charlie was playing with his little brother Mickey when the little boy asked whether he could fly like Superman."Sure you can, Mickey," Charlie said, "Just flap your ar...
Walk Through The Park Joke
One day a burnette and a blond lady were walking through the park. All-of-a-sudden, the burnette stops and says "Awe, look at the poor dead birdy." The blond looks up a...
Hair Growth Joke
A woman went to her doctor for a follow-up visit after the doctor had prescribed testosterone (a male hormone) for her. She was a little worried about some of the side ...
His And Hers Road Trip Joke
HERS: Pulls off at wrong exit. Opens window. Asks directions from a knowledgeable police officer. Arrives at destination presently. HIS: Pulls off at wrong exit absolut...
Two Friends Were Out Drinking… Joke
Two friends were out drinking when suddenly one lurched backward off his barstool and lay motionless on the floor. "One thing about Jim," his buddy said to the bartende...
A Story With A Moral Joke
While they were taking up the collection, John leaned forward and said, "Hey, Marie, how about you and me go to dinner next Friday?" "Why Yes, John, that would be nice,...
DIVIDING IN THE CEMETERY
On the outskirts of a small Texas town, there was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and bega...
Computer Problem Report Joke
Computer Problem Report Form1. Describe your problem:________________________________________________________________2. Now, describe the problemaccurately:____________...
Any Last Requests? Joke
A cowboy and a biker are on death row, and are to be executed on the same day. The day comes, and they are brought to the gas chamber. The warden asks the cowboy if he ...
Me Drunk? Joke
A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at 2am, at which time he is extremely drunk. When he enters his house, he do...
Two Blondes Are Pa*sing By A Fruit Shop When… Joke
Two blondes are passing by a fruit shop when the grocer calls to them, "Bananas! 50 cents each or three for a dollar!"The girls stop and look at each other. "Well I sup...
Perot Corn Joke
Two farmers were talking at the general store. One farmer says to the other, "Did you hear about that new variety of corn called Perot corn?" The second farmer replies,...
Excuses To Use When Caught Sleeping At Work Joke
They told me at the blood bank that this might happen. This is just a 15 minute power nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to. I was wor...
15 Pet Peeves Of Morticians Joke
15 Pet Peeves Of Morticians...Best make-up artist in the world, but your models never make the cover of Cosmo.No moth, no Jodie Foster -- just leaves, dirt, and regular...
Got A Headache Joke
It was a warm, sunny Sunday, so a man and his wife decided to take in the zoo. They spent the day, and at closing time they walked past the gorilla cage, and the man no...
No. To Change Lightbulb Joke
Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?A1: "What's a lightbulb?"A2: One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.A3: Two. One to hold the D...
Fear Of Bombs On Planes Joke
Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and nephews. However, she had relatives all over the country.The problem was that no matter how much she enjoyed seeing them, she ...
Why Worry? Joke
The next door neighbor of a middle-aged wife came over to inform her that her retired husband was chasing around after young prostitutes.The woman smiled, "So what?"The...
