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Doc: nagsisigarilyo ka ba at umiinom ng alak?
Patient: occasionally lang po doc..
Doc: what do you mean? Every other day? Once a week? Or once a month?
Patient: kapag may okasyon lang po, para ...
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Top 15 Latest Tagalog Pinoy Jokes in 2019
Discovering America Joke
A Geography teacher stands in front of a map of the world.Geography Teacher: Tony, can you tell me where in the world America is placed on this map? Tony shows him Amer...
Hunting
Kung sa lalaki ang pambababae ay Chicks Hunting, ano naman sa babae ang panlalalake? ANSWER: Eh di EGG HUNTING Hahahahhahahahaha 🤣😂...
Magagaling Na Bata
May batang babae at lalaki na naglalaro. Lalaki: oi tingnan mu laruan ko sumusunod sa sasabihin ko (pinakita ang laruan) up and down, up and down. Nabae: wow! ang galing ako naman tingnan mu (pi...
Noche Buena
ANAK: Nay! ano po ang handa natin pang noche buena? NANAY: nagluto ako ng noodles anak ANAK: ok nay! huwag nyo na ako gisingin mamayang alas dose...
Tagalog Cheesy Pick Up Lines
Ikaw b ang kadiliman? Wala na kasi kong makitang iba kapag andyan ka. drugs ka ba? kasi nakakadik ka eh Tumatangkad ka ah! Dati hanggang dito ka lang, ngayon nasa isip na kita. ‘Ikaw naman ...
Matapang Sa Tagaan
Pedro: Nabalitaan mo ha yung nangyari kay Pareng Ramon kagabi? Juan: Anong nangyari? Pedro: Napalaban siya ng tagaan kagabi at bumilib ako sa katapangan niya! Juan: Bakit? Pedro: Kasi,...
Halimbawa Ng Anekdota
Ang anekdota ay isang uri ng akdang tuluyan na tumatalakay sa kakaiba o kakatwang pangyayaring naganap sa buhay ng isang kilala, sikat o tanyag na Tao....
Nasagasaan
May isang lalaking nag ngangalang Juan. Nakita nya ang daming tao at narinig nya na may kawawang namatay doon at dahil gustong nyang maki-usyoso ay gumawa si Juan nang eksina sabi nya... Juan: Hoyy...
Yakap At Halik
Jade : Ang mamang ito ho ang nagnakaw sa aking pitaka. Pulis : Paano naman niya nakuha ang pitaka mo? Jade : Sa loob ho ng sinehan ay nagkatabi kami. Pagkatapos ho ng palabas ay pinameryenda...
Bobong Maniac
Isang Gabi May Isang Magandang Madre at Isang maniac Ang Sumakay sa Tricylce... MANIAC: Aba ang ganda... (Hinawakan ang Dibdib ng madre) MADRE: Ay bastos! MANIAC: Gustong Mong Rapin Kita!!!?
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Payong
Isang araw nagkasalubong ang mag kumare
Adela : mare kamusta na !!! yan na ba ang inaanak kong si Kristel???
Gina: oo mare isinama ko at walang bantay sa bahay
Adela : hi Kristel, ako ang ninang mo...
Birthday Cake
Kabilugan ng buwan, naglalakad ang lasing na magkaibigan at natapat sa isang bakery. Pedro : (huminto) pareng Juan, birthday mo ba? Juan : Hindi ah Pedro : Ei bakit may cake dito? (sabay turo sa na...
Malapit Sa Katotohanan
Nag-utos ang mahal na hari na kung sino man ang makakasagot sa kanyang tanong ay ipapakasal sa mahal na Prinsesa. Hari: Makinig kayong lahat, heto ang aking katanongan... Ano ang kasinungalingan na...
Bibili Ng Vitamins
Nasa drug store ang isang Lola para bumili ng vitamins. Lola: Pabili nga ng vitamins para sa aking Apo. Tindera: Anong vitamins ho ang gusto nyo, mayroon kaming Vitamin A, B, C Lola: Ok lang ...
Top 25 Latest English Jokes in 2019
Why Black? Joke
A woman was getting married. She entered the church wearing a black wedding gown that surprised everyone.The pastor was a bit annoyed and asked her, "Why are you dresse...
Roses For The Wife Joke
Rufus bought his wife Lula-bell a bouquet of twelve long-stemmed roses for her birtday. Lula-bell gave him a big, close, hug and a long, deep, kiss.Then she wispered in...
Microsoft Versus GM Joke
Microsoft vs. GMAt a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, "If GM had kept up with tech...
Payback IS A Bit…. Joke
A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer. "Certainly, sir, that'll be 1 cent." "ONE CENT - that's awesome!" exclaimed the guy.So the ...
FAVORITE FANTASY Joke
Age FAVORITE FANTASY 17 tall, dark and handsome 25 tall, dark and handsome with money 35 tall, dark and handsome wi...
Beers For Everyone! Joke
A guy walked into a bar and said "Beers for everyone, even you, Bartender." But when it was time to pay, the guy didn't have the money, so the bartender beat him up. Th...
Application To NYU-(Classic) Joke
This is an actual essay written by a college applicant, when applying to NYU where he now attends.3A. ESSAY IN ORDER FOR THE ADMISSIONS STAFF OF OUR COLLEGE TO GET TO K...
Risk Of Plane Bombs Joke
A mathematician and a non-mathematician are sitting in an airport hall waiting for their flight to go. The non has terrible flight panic."Hey, don't worry, it's just ev...
Fun Fun Fun Worry Worry Worry Joke
A teacher said to her little student Suzy, "Punctuate the following sentence: Fun fun fun worry worry worry."Little Suzy thought for a moment and began her reply, "Let'...
Using Nails On A House Joke
These two newfies are building a house. One of them is putting on the siding. He picks up a nail, hammers it in. Picks up another nail, throws it away. Picks up a nail,...
Company Buzz Words Joke
New Corporate Buzz Words for the 90's Blamestorming: Sitting around in a group discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible. Body N...
Two Parrots Joke
This lady approaches a priest and tells him, "Father, I these two talking female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing: 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want t...
The World’s Shortest Books Joke
The World's Shortest Books25. "My Plan To Find The Real Killers" by O.J. Simpson24. "To All The Men I've Loved Before" by Ellen DeGeneres23. "The Book of Virtues" by Bi...
At Night Court, A Man Was Brought In And Set… Joke
At night court, a man was brought in and set before the judge.The judge said, "State your name, occupation, and the charge."The defendant said, "I'm Sparks, I'm an elec...
Do The Math Joke
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class.She called on him and said, "Johnny! what are 4, 2, 28 and 44?"Little Johnny quickly replied, "...
Jesus Meets Joseph Joke
St. Peter has a day-off from his duties at the gates to Heaven and Jesus is standing in for him. Whilst 'booking-in' the new arrivals Jesus notices an old man in the qu...
Better Relationship Joke
A man walked into a therapist's office looking very depressed. "Doc, you've got to help me. I can't go on like this.""What's the problem?" the docotor inquired."Well, I...
A Look At The Iraqi TV Guide. Joke
MONDAY 8:00 Husseinfeld 8:30 Mad About Everything 9:00 Suddenly Sanctions 9:30 Allah McBealTUESDAY 8:00 Wheel of Fortune and Terror 8:30 The Price is Right if Saddam Sa...
The Blonde And The Shepherd Joke
There was this blonde girl who had gotten fed up with blonde jokes, so she decided to dye her hair black.So she did, and she was sooooo happy with it that she went to h...
The Witch Joke
Two old guys, like 80 yrs. old, went to a whore house and told the woman at the door that they wanted the two most beautiful whores.The woman was like, they're old, wha...
You Tell Me! Joke
A game warden came upon a duck hunter who had bagged 3 ducks and decided to "enforce the laws pending." He stopped the hunter, flashed his badge and said, "Looks li...
Robbing A Locked Bank Joke
The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.Wednesday, October 21, 1992I...
Seconds To Live Joke
Man walks into the Doctors office. "I have the results of your test and I'm afraid your going to die" Says the Doctor. The Man asks "How long do I have to live?" "Ten",...
Jesus And The Robber Joke
One night a robber broke into a home and heard a voice say, "Jesus is watching you!" while he rumagged through the desk. He replied, "Who said that?!" Once again he hea...
It Is All In The Money Joke
A couple was having a discussion about what to see and do now that they were safely in Florida on their honeymoon. Trying to assert himself rite off the bat, he exp...