Juan At Tatay Na May Tatto
Isang araw nakita ni juan ang kanyang tatay na may tattoo sa noo.Tinanong ni juan kung san galing ang tattoo niya.
TATAY: Sa bundok sa gitna ng bundok ay may bahay sa gitna ng bahay may upuan, umupo ...
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Top 15 Latest Tagalog Pinoy Jokes in 2019
Kasal
Isang araw ang mag-jowang Ben at Jane ay nagplano ng magpakasal
Bago ang kasal nasa magkahiwalay ang room nila habang sila ay inaayos na.......
Jane: pwede ku bang makita si Ben?
Make up artist: Ba...
Pinag Kaibahan Ng Kamay Ng Dalaga At Pinapakulong Tubig
Q: Anong pinagkaibahan ng Kamay ng Dalaga at pinapakulong tubig??
A: Ang pinapakulong tubig ay nag papalambot ng karne, ang kamay ng dalaga naman ay nakakapag patigas ng karne. 😁😁
GETS!!...
Occasionally
Doc: nagsisigarilyo ka ba at umiinom ng alak?
Patient: occasionally lang po doc..
Doc: what do you mean? Every other day? Once a week? Or once a month?
Patient: kapag may okasyon lang po, para ...
Discovering America Joke
A Geography teacher stands in front of a map of the world.Geography Teacher: Tony, can you tell me where in the world America is placed on this map? Tony shows him Amer...
Hunting
Kung sa lalaki ang pambababae ay Chicks Hunting, ano naman sa babae ang panlalalake? ANSWER: Eh di EGG HUNTING Hahahahhahahahaha 🤣😂...
Magagaling Na Bata
May batang babae at lalaki na naglalaro. Lalaki: oi tingnan mu laruan ko sumusunod sa sasabihin ko (pinakita ang laruan) up and down, up and down. Nabae: wow! ang galing ako naman tingnan mu (pi...
Noche Buena
ANAK: Nay! ano po ang handa natin pang noche buena? NANAY: nagluto ako ng noodles anak ANAK: ok nay! huwag nyo na ako gisingin mamayang alas dose...
Tagalog Cheesy Pick Up Lines
Ikaw b ang kadiliman? Wala na kasi kong makitang iba kapag andyan ka. drugs ka ba? kasi nakakadik ka eh Tumatangkad ka ah! Dati hanggang dito ka lang, ngayon nasa isip na kita. ‘Ikaw naman ...
Matapang Sa Tagaan
Pedro: Nabalitaan mo ha yung nangyari kay Pareng Ramon kagabi? Juan: Anong nangyari? Pedro: Napalaban siya ng tagaan kagabi at bumilib ako sa katapangan niya! Juan: Bakit? Pedro: Kasi,...
Halimbawa Ng Anekdota
Ang anekdota ay isang uri ng akdang tuluyan na tumatalakay sa kakaiba o kakatwang pangyayaring naganap sa buhay ng isang kilala, sikat o tanyag na Tao....
Nasagasaan
May isang lalaking nag ngangalang Juan. Nakita nya ang daming tao at narinig nya na may kawawang namatay doon at dahil gustong nyang maki-usyoso ay gumawa si Juan nang eksina sabi nya... Juan: Hoyy...
Yakap At Halik
Jade : Ang mamang ito ho ang nagnakaw sa aking pitaka. Pulis : Paano naman niya nakuha ang pitaka mo? Jade : Sa loob ho ng sinehan ay nagkatabi kami. Pagkatapos ho ng palabas ay pinameryenda...
Bobong Maniac
Isang Gabi May Isang Magandang Madre at Isang maniac Ang Sumakay sa Tricylce... MANIAC: Aba ang ganda... (Hinawakan ang Dibdib ng madre) MADRE: Ay bastos! MANIAC: Gustong Mong Rapin Kita!!!?
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Payong
Isang araw nagkasalubong ang mag kumare
Adela : mare kamusta na !!! yan na ba ang inaanak kong si Kristel???
Gina: oo mare isinama ko at walang bantay sa bahay
Adela : hi Kristel, ako ang ninang mo...
Top 25 Latest English Jokes in 2019
Oboe Jokes
Q: How do you get five oboes in tune?A: Shoot four of them.Q: What are burning oboes used for?A: To set bassoons on fire.Q: Why does an oboist always have to fight for ...
Phrases Useful In The Workplace Joke
1. Thank you - we're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.2. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist. 3. I don't know wh...
Baggers And Juicers Joke
A boy was bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day the store installed a machine for squeezing fresh orange juice.Intrigued, the young man asked if he could be allow...
Bus Full Of Politicians Joke
A bus filled with politicians was driving through the countryside one day, on the campaign trail. The bus driver, caught up in the beautiful scenery,loses control and c...
On A First Date, A Guy Escorts A Girl Home And Asks… Joke
On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks:Guy: Can I come up for a cup of coffee?Girl: Actually, I never invite guys over on a first date.The guy thinks for a...
Main Vice President Joke
Tom was so excited about his promotion to Vice President of the company he worked for and kept bragging about it to his wife for weeks on end. Finally she couldn't take...
Candybar Life Joke
Candy Bar LifeIt was just another day and I was tired of Mr. Goodbar. I saw Miss Hershey standing behind the Powerhouse on the corner of Clark and Fifth Avenue. I whipp...
Horses At The Race Joke
A champion jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse. The horse's trainer meets him before the race and says, ''All you have to remember with this horse...
That’s One Joke
A man and woman where on their honeymoon after a long and very happy courtship. On their honeymoon, they decide to take their horses through the beautiful mountain pass...
4 Docs And GW Bush! Joke
4 Doctors were talking shop one day...An Israeli doctor said, "Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of one person, put it in another and have...
Three Guys Go Into A Bar, One In A Wheelchair, One… Joke
Three guys go into a bar, one in a wheelchair, one is blind and the other appears normal. A couple of minutes later, God walks in to get a beer. He sees the guys and de...
A Bartender Was Getting Ready To Close For The Night… Joke
A bartender was getting ready to close for the night when arobber with a ski mask burst in and pulls a gun. He yells tothe bartender,"This is a stick-up! Put all your d...
Just Before I Die Joke
Showing his friend around his his home, Jennings pointed out all of the collectibles he and his wife had acquired over their long years of marriage. "The day before I d...
Got No Ears Joke
There was this man who was in a horrible accident, and was injured. But the only permanent damage he suffered was the amputation of both of his ears. As a result of thi...
This Woman Goes Into A Dentist’s Office… Joke
This woman goes into a dentist's office, after he is through examining her he says: "I am sorry to tell you this, but I am going to have to drill a tooth." The woman th...
Great First Parent Joke
The First Parent by Bill Cosby Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to his kids. Afte...
Elephant Vs Ants Soccer Game Joke
It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the jungle so the Elephants decided to challenge the Ants to a game of soccer.The game was going well with the Elephants beating the...
Death By Stabbing Joke
A woman in her 90's is distraught after the death of her warm, caring, faithful husband of seventy years. She can't live without him and decides that the best way to do...
Impossible To Please Joke
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they...
Three Larry’s Joke
Three ladies are sitting in a bar. All of them have husbands named Larry. One lady asks, "If you could name your husband after any soda pop, what would it be?"The first...
Bouncing Baby Joke
A young mother had just given birth to a newborn baby and the nurse was congratulating her when the doctor came in bouncing the baby from hand to hand like a basketball...
Let Him Dig Joke
An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screams and yelling could be heard deep into the night. A ...
Honey, I Have A Headache… Joke
A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of duty early and arrived home four hours ahead of schedule, at 2 AM.Not wanting to w...
Landing At A Hidden Military Base Joke
You've all heard of the Air Force's ultra-high-security, super-secret base in Nevada, known simply as "Area 51?" Well, late one afternoon, the Air Force folks out at Ar...
Three Blonds On Death Row Joke
Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde.Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks ...