Ang Papaya
Paramihan ng Bunga ng Papaya
Kumpare 1.. ay sa amin...ang papaya 5ft laang ang taas ay isang sako ang bunga.
Kumpare 2... kakaunti...sa amin ang ganyan kataas na papaya nag tatatlong sako ang bu...
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Top 15 Latest Tagalog Pinoy Jokes in 2023
ANG TATLONG MARIA
Nagpunta ang 3 dalaga sa simbahan, nangumpisal.
1 dalaga: Padre nagdate po kmi ng nobyo ko, hinawakan niya ang mga kamay ko.
Pare: magdasal ka at hugasan mo ang mga kamay mo.
2 Dalaga: (katulad ng ...
ANG MGA LOBO NI PADRE
Isang umaga, habang naglilinis ng kuwarto, may nakitang box sa tabi ng kama ng pare at nagtanong ang madre:
MADRE: Padre ano po ba ang nakalagay sa loob ng box, lagi ko po siyang tinatago sa aparador...
UNANG SIMBA NI JUAN
JUAN: Inay gusto kong sumimba, pano ko malalaman na simbahan na siya?
INAY: Kapag maraming tao ang pumapasok, iyon na ang simbahan at tama ang napuntahan mo
Pagbalik ni Juan sa bahay nagmano siya ...
KUMPISAL
PARI: Cge anak, ano iyong ikukumpisal?
Pedro: Pader, nakapatay ako ng madami
PARI: Aba, malaking kasalanan yan, Ilan ba napatay mo?
PEDRO: mahigit kumulang nasa 20katao na po pader.
PARI: Sus mary...
Si Juan At Pedro Nagnakaw Ng Radyo
Si Juan At Pedro ay nautusang bumili ng
radyo binigyan sila ng 500, habang sila'y
naglalakad si Pedro ay napatingin sa paligid
At nakakita ng 'sakla' Pinagtaya nila ang 500
at sila a...
Bobo Mo Naman
india boy : hello can you teach me tagalog?
Filipino girl: sure.
India: what is in tagalog of good?
Filipino gilr: gago
India boy: nice to meet you?
Filipino girl: tangina mo
India boy: how abou...
Ang Kumplikadong Pangalan
Teacher: Anong Pangalan mo
Student: Ano
Teacher: ANG SABI KO ANONG PANGALAN MO
Student: ANO
Teacher: Ano nga ang pangalan mo, buong pangalan dapat
Student: Ano Poe
Teacher:?????
...
Balintong
Isang araw, habang sumasakay kami ng aking mga kaibigan sa baroto o bangka, Anim kami non ang baroto ay ya unlod da wara lang kami, walang paki lang namin hinddi namin alam na may puno ng tubig ang ba...
Ang Bulate Sa Ermita
Isang araw may tatlong magasasaka ang sabi niya ay quack quack ang sabi kay meow meow.
Magasasaka 1: Ako ay Pilipino
Magsasaka 2: Mahal ko po si Itay
Magsasaka 3: May pasok bukas
Bigla silang n...
Umakyat
Bata: umakyat sa taas Ng kahoy.
Ama: Galit! huy bata bakit ka umakyat dyan sa kahoy bumaba ka ryan.
Bata: ayaw ko po bumaba pa.
Ama: Galit! batang ito ayaw talga bum...
Manila
Pits : Long time no see ahh.san kaba nagtitigil ngayon? Awut : sa MANILA ...
Ang Tatlong Baliw
May 3 baliw isang mental hospital yung isa amerikano, yung isa hapon, at yung isa ay pilipino, tinanong ng nurse kung ano ang gagawin nila pag sila ay nakalaya na. Ang ginawa nung Hapon ay nagdrawing ...
Buntis GF Ko
Jojo: Dan kain tayo sa labas treat kita…
Dan: Wow naman… anu ba meron Jo?
Jojo: Buntis gf ko mag 3 months na…
Dan: My GF ka? Kelan?
Jojo: Namit ko sa chat last year…
Dan: Nagkita na kayo?...
Bukas Na
Juan : pre samahan mo nga ako sa Cr
Pedro:bakit naman?!
Juan:na aano na kasi ako
Pedro:bukas nalang Yan gabing Gabi na
Juan: Dali na
Pedro: saving bukas Na
Juan: May tae sa higaan
Pedro: Ano Y...
Top 25 Latest English Jokes in 2023
Have Long Marriages Joke
Some people ask the secret of Anthony's long marriage.They take time to go to a restaurant two times a week: a little candlelight dinner, soft music, and a slow walk ho...
Valid Identification Joke
DURING a readiness exercise, my friend Jim and I, Air Force security policemen, were guarding entry to a bunker-like structure where aircrafts were kept.When a pilot ab...
The Naming Of Jesus Joke
The Naming of JesusA group of biblical scholars were involved in a heated discussion about how Jesus of Nazareth was named. How did he become known as the Messiah, or C...
Dollars Equal Ten Cents Joke
Theorem: 1$ = 10 centProof:We know that $1 = 100 centsDivide both sides by 100$ 1/100 = 100/100 cents=> $ 1/100 = 1 centTake square root both side=> squr($1/100) = squr...
The New Preacher. Joke
A young preacher was contacted by the local funeral director to hold a grave side committal service at a small local cemetery for someone with no family or friends.The ...
Church Sunday Joke
Two Men were leaving church on a bright Sunday morning. "You know," said the first friend, "I can always tell who the golfers are in church.""How's that?" asked his fri...
Top 10 Reasons God Created Eve! Joke
Top 10 Reasons God Created Eve10. God worried that Adam would frequently become lost in the garden because he would not ask for directions.9. God knew that Adam would o...
Congratulations Joke
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed:"Come and bury my wife.""But I buried your wife ten years ago," replied the undertaker."I got married again," the m...
Yo Momma JokesGalore! Joke
Yo mama so stupid she got a peep hole in a glass door. Yo mama so stupid she thought an aspiration was butt sweat. Yo mama so stupid she looks at a can of juice for day...
YO MAMMA
YO MAMA so short she broke her leg getting of the toilet. YO MAMMA so ugly every one that saw her ran to the grave yard.YO MAMMA so ugly she killed herself. YO MAMMA so hairy every one thought she was...
Trouble
Lone ranger and tonto
surrounded by Indians ready to kill. lone ranger says: what shall we do? Tonto says: white man, what do you mean we? ...
Daughter In College Joke
Did you hear about the banker who was recently arrested for embezzling $100,000 to pay for his daughter's college education?As the policeman, who also had a daughter in...
Drawing God Joke
A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children whilethey were drawing. She walked around to look at the artwork.As she got to one little girl who was wo...
Power Of Observation Joke
It is recounted that at King's College in the Strand around the time of the war, the Chief of Services would inevitably begin the year's rounds by teaching "a singularl...
A Drunk Irisihman Falls Joke
O'Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when he slipped and fell heavily. Struggling to his feet, he felt something wet running down his l...
Charlie Was Playing With His Little Brother Mickey… Joke
Charlie was playing with his little brother Mickey when the little boy asked whether he could fly like Superman."Sure you can, Mickey," Charlie said, "Just flap your ar...
Hair Growth Joke
A woman went to her doctor for a follow-up visit after the doctor had prescribed testosterone (a male hormone) for her. She was a little worried about some of the side ...
His And Hers Road Trip Joke
HERS: Pulls off at wrong exit. Opens window. Asks directions from a knowledgeable police officer. Arrives at destination presently. HIS: Pulls off at wrong exit absolut...
Walk Through The Park Joke
One day a burnette and a blond lady were walking through the park. All-of-a-sudden, the burnette stops and says "Awe, look at the poor dead birdy." The blond looks up a...
A Story With A Moral Joke
While they were taking up the collection, John leaned forward and said, "Hey, Marie, how about you and me go to dinner next Friday?" "Why Yes, John, that would be nice,...
Two Friends Were Out Drinking… Joke
Two friends were out drinking when suddenly one lurched backward off his barstool and lay motionless on the floor. "One thing about Jim," his buddy said to the bartende...
DIVIDING IN THE CEMETERY
On the outskirts of a small Texas town, there was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and bega...
Computer Problem Report Joke
Computer Problem Report Form1. Describe your problem:________________________________________________________________2. Now, describe the problemaccurately:____________...
Any Last Requests? Joke
A cowboy and a biker are on death row, and are to be executed on the same day. The day comes, and they are brought to the gas chamber. The warden asks the cowboy if he ...
Me Drunk? Joke
A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at 2am, at which time he is extremely drunk. When he enters his house, he do...
