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Pogi Pero Maganda

juan;itay pinagalitan po ako ng titser ko tatay;bakit anak juan;kasi hinalikan ko po ang seatmate ko atay;masarap ba anak juan; opo tay kasi ang pogi nya...

WRISTBAND

Si Erap naliligo sa banyo ng biglang tumunog ang fire alarm. Dali dali syang bumaba hubot hubad, ng makita sya ng bodyguard nya biglang nagsigaw ng, "Mr. President, may nakalimutan ho ata kayo!" ...

Astronaut

Interview sa mga aplikante bilang astronauts patungong Mars- Intsik, Hapon at Filipino Interviewer(I): Ikaw Intsik anong gusto mo kasi hindi ka na makabalik dito sa mundo. Intsik: Isang milyong dol...

Ang Parrot

isang araw habang naliligo si marya may dumapong parot sa may bintana ng banyo parrot: kita ko maria !! kita komarya!! marya :ikaw ibon ka pagdikatumigil kakalbuhin talaga kita parrot:kita...

Lasing

May isang lasing sa daan. Nakita sya ng pulis! PULIS : Hoy, umuwi kana lasing ka. LASING : Hindi ako lasing! PULIS : Lasing ka! Hindi mo ba ako nakilala? LASING : Nakilala kita. PULIS KA!! ...

PARI AT MADRE

ISANG ARAW SA CR: PARI:SISTER IKAW BA ANG NARIYAN MADRE:OPO FATHER PARI:KUKUNIN KO LANG YUNG TUWALYA KO MADRE:WAIT LANG KASI NAKAPANTY LANG AKO PARI:O SIGE MADRE:PASOK KA NA WALA ...

Away Ni Misis At Mister

mag asawa nag aaway MISIS:TARANTADO KA MISTER:TARANTADO KA RIN MISIS:HAYUP KA MISTER:HAYUP KA RIN MISIS:TANGA KA MISTER;TANGA KA RIN MISIS;SUPOT KA MISTER:WALA NAMANG GANYANAN ...

Boy Tattoo

isang araw sa pumunta ng restaurant si Boy Tattoo Boy Tattoo: Waiter Waiter: ano Po yun? Boy Tattoo: Bigyan Mo nga ako Dito ng isang buong lechon manok at limang boteng beer. Waiter: Sige Po pakih...

Hilot

Nanay: Anak pakitawag nga ang Tatay mo at sabihin hilotin niya ako. Anak na ngongo: Tatay punta ka daw sa kwarto at Iy*tin mo si Nanay. Tatay: Teka lang anak papalakihin ko pa saglit. (Pumunta ang ...

Napaginipan Kita

“Napanaginipan kita kagabi. Nakaupo sa tabi ng ilog, nag-iisa at mukhang mabigat ang loob. Lalapitan sana kita at yayakapin. Pero bigla kang tumayo… at naghugas ng puwet.”...

AKING BUHAY

*TULA* --AKING BUHAY-- Oh Aking nilalangit Nilalangaw pati puwit Kung sa ganda mo ako'y samba Sa utot mo ako'y tumba Kung sa langit ika'y tala Sa lupa ikaw ay tekla Buhok mong paalon alon ...

Color Na M

Teacher: Juan anong mga kulay ang nagsisimula sa leter ‘M’? Juan: Maroon po! Teacher: Good! Ano pa? Juan: Mellow, Mreen, Mlue, Miolet at Morange po! Teacher: Melly Good! Melly Good, Ju...

Logic 2.0

3rd Place Ka sa Karera... Kapag naunahan mo Ang 2nd Place Pang Ilang place kna? O eto sagot pagmayabang Mo sa Kaklase mo... Sagot: 2ND PLACE BKIT? Kase bago ka maging 1st kail...

Dear Love

Dear Love, Una sa lahat at hindi sa huli Nagsulat ako dahil may papel at bolpen ako Alam mong crush kita hindi yung crash sa airplane Kundi crush sa puso ...

Waiter

Sa restaurant alalang alala ang mga waiter dahil sa dami ng mga tao subalit sa isang restaurant may mayabang na tao at lumapit sa waiter at sinabing: Mayabang: hoy waiter bakit tagal ng order ko? (N...

Pirate And Lost Body Parts Joke

A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures on the sea. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg-leg, an hook, and an eye patch. The seaman a...

A Dose Of HMO’s Own Medicine Joke

A doctor, a nurse, and the top executive of an HMO have all died and are in line together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter speaks with them and asks what good each has do...

The 2 Moose Hunters… Joke

These two hunters went moose hunting every year without success.Finally they came up with a foolproof plan. (emphasis on fool)They got themselves a very authentic cow m...

Golf Shorts-4 Joke

1. Q. Why do golfers carry two pairs of trousers with them? A. Just in case they get a hole in one.2. Golfer: "Well, I have never played this badly before!" Caddy: "I d...

Advice From Lawyers Joke

George and Lenny decide to cross North America in a hot air balloon. However, neither were particularly experienced balloonists, and Lenny's mind quickly drifted from n...

Marriage Quotes By Men Joke

I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer. Losing a wife can ...

Explaining His Claim Joke

A farmer who's been involved in a terrible road accident with a large truck ended up in court fighting for a big compensation claim."I understand you're claiming damage...

Stupid Insults 5/31 Joke

An intellect rivaled only by garden tools. An XT clone in a Pentium zone. Another engineering prototype that should not have been shipped. Answers the door when the pho...

Top 10 Signs That You Are Too Drunk Joke

10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the Earth. 9. Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you. 8. The back of your head keeps getting hit by the...

Disney Password Joke

My kids love going to the Web, and they keep track of their passwords by writing them on Post-it notes. I noticed their Disney password was "MickeyMinnieGoofyPluto," an...

Truly Stupid People 02 Joke

Top honors for "Human Projectile of the Month" go to an as-of-yet unidentified dude who is also a serious contender for the annual "Darwin Award". That prestigious priz...

Puppies Don’t Surf… Joke

Why Dogs don't surf the web...Can't stick their heads out of Windows 2000.Too difficult to "mark" every website they visit.Can't help attacking the screen when they hea...

Demise Of A Partner Joke

One day while walking down the street a highly successful partner in a law firm was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her soul arrived up in heaven where she was me...

Boss Wants Too Much Joke

For thirty years, Johnson had arrived at work at 9A.M. on the dot. He had never missed a day and was never late. Consequently, when on one particular day 9 A.M. passed ...

Nine Things Dogs Don’t Understand Joke

1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and guard her. 3. He shouldn't jump on your bed when he's sopping wet. 4. T...

Learning A Lesson Joke

A prominent lawyer's son dreamed of following in his father's footsteps. After graduating from college and law school with honors, he returned home to join his father's...

Toddler’s Creed Joke

If I want it, it's mine.If I give it to you and change my mind later, it's mine.If I can take it away from you, it's mine.If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.If i...

Blonde Quickies 121-140 Joke

121. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a limousine? A: Not everybody has been in a limo.122. Q: What's the difference between a blonde track team and a trib...

Orchestra Jokes

Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!Q: What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their...

Cat Jokes 02 Joke

Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep?A: A stripey sweater!Q: How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling?A: She's got that down in the mouth look!Q...

The Evils Of Marijuana Joke

A certain college professor was notorious for getting off the topic ofthe lecture, and on to his favorite subject: the evils of marijuana.Off he went one day into his i...

A Lusty Camel Joke

A man rented a camel to make a trip to an important customer out in the desert. There was only one camel available, and it had one little problem, the guy told him. Per...

Lick That Joke

Tommy, Johnny and Harry were standing around bullshitting about how tough their fathers were. "My dad went 12 rounds with Mike Tyson. Lick that!" said young Harr...

Husband’s Excuse Joke

The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his collar."I assume," she snarled, "that there is a very good reason for yo...