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Ang Promise Ni Mam

Mam: Class, ang makakasagot ng tanung ko ang unang uuwi! Juan: (bumulong sa katabi) Huy! alam ko gagawin natin! Mam: Wag kayung maingay! maghintay lang sa aking katanungan. Juan: (binato ng papel s...

Ang Pare At Si Juan

juan:father sinilipan ko ang babae habang naliligo father:ah ano nakita mo juan:wala po father:bakit juan:kasi po nag brown out father:bwisit ang meralco...

Diaper

Amo: inday pag ubos na ang pampers ihuggies baby dry mo na lang Inday:opo sir . lumipas ang dalawang minuto amo: bakit nasa labas si baby? inday: inihugis ko napo si baby wala ng pong...

SPELLING NG AMBULANCE

TITSER: JUAN SPELL AMBULANCE JUAN: (NAG IISIP ) A....M TITSER : FASTER JUAN : WE WO WE WO MAM ALIS KA JAN BAKA MASAGASAAN KA ...

DULENG NA DRIVER

PASAHERO - pasakay po. magkano po hangang palengke DRIVER NA DULING - 10 pesos lang totoy 'dumukot ang pasahero sa kanyang bulsa tila nagulat ang pasahero 5 pesos lang ang kanyang dalang pera ...

Hugot Kay Crush

crush alam mo ba ginawa yung pagkain para kainin ginawa yung pera para gastosin sana ginawa yung puso mo para sa akin ...

PINOY HENYO

Pedro : tao ba 'to? Juan : hindi Pedro : bagay ba 'to? Juan : oo! oo! Pedro : gamit sa bahay? Juan : oo Pedro : ginagamit sa kusina Juan : oo! oo! Pedro : matalim ba ito? Ju...

Pogi Pero Maganda

juan;itay pinagalitan po ako ng titser ko tatay;bakit anak juan;kasi hinalikan ko po ang seatmate ko atay;masarap ba anak juan; opo tay kasi ang pogi nya...

WRISTBAND

Si Erap naliligo sa banyo ng biglang tumunog ang fire alarm. Dali dali syang bumaba hubot hubad, ng makita sya ng bodyguard nya biglang nagsigaw ng, "Mr. President, may nakalimutan ho ata kayo!" ...

Astronaut

Interview sa mga aplikante bilang astronauts patungong Mars- Intsik, Hapon at Filipino Interviewer(I): Ikaw Intsik anong gusto mo kasi hindi ka na makabalik dito sa mundo. Intsik: Isang milyong dol...

Ang Parrot

isang araw habang naliligo si marya may dumapong parot sa may bintana ng banyo parrot: kita ko maria !! kita komarya!! marya :ikaw ibon ka pagdikatumigil kakalbuhin talaga kita parrot:kita...

Lasing

May isang lasing sa daan. Nakita sya ng pulis! PULIS : Hoy, umuwi kana lasing ka. LASING : Hindi ako lasing! PULIS : Lasing ka! Hindi mo ba ako nakilala? LASING : Nakilala kita. PULIS KA!! ...

PARI AT MADRE

ISANG ARAW SA CR: PARI:SISTER IKAW BA ANG NARIYAN MADRE:OPO FATHER PARI:KUKUNIN KO LANG YUNG TUWALYA KO MADRE:WAIT LANG KASI NAKAPANTY LANG AKO PARI:O SIGE MADRE:PASOK KA NA WALA ...

Away Ni Misis At Mister

mag asawa nag aaway MISIS:TARANTADO KA MISTER:TARANTADO KA RIN MISIS:HAYUP KA MISTER:HAYUP KA RIN MISIS:TANGA KA MISTER;TANGA KA RIN MISIS;SUPOT KA MISTER:WALA NAMANG GANYANAN ...

Boy Tattoo

isang araw sa pumunta ng restaurant si Boy Tattoo Boy Tattoo: Waiter Waiter: ano Po yun? Boy Tattoo: Bigyan Mo nga ako Dito ng isang buong lechon manok at limang boteng beer. Waiter: Sige Po pakih...

Meals On Wheels Joke

Once upon a time, there was a cat who died. When she got to heaven, God asked her how she liked being on earth. She told the Lord that it was awful -- she had to sleep ...

College Girl Visits The Doctor Joke

A young woman goes into the doctor's office for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red "H" on her chest. "How did you get that mark on your chest?" as...

Late For Work Joke

Late For WorkThe secretary came in late for work for the third day in a row.The boss called her into his office and said, "Now look Sharon, I know we had a wild fling f...

A Miserable Rooster Joke

A salesman is talking to a farmer when he looks over and sees a rooster wearing pants, a shirt, and suspenders. He says, "What the hell is that all about?"The farmer s...

C**ky Gunslinger Joke

It's 1880, the decade of gunslingers and gentlemen. This is a story of one such young man that wanted more than anything to be the fastest and most respected gunslinger...

TWO NUNS AND A BLIND MAN Joke

TWO NUNS AND A BLIND MANTwo nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of pa...

The Highly-skilled Fly Joke

A prisoner at the Edmonton Max started training a large fly to do tricks.For years, for thousands of hours, he worked with the insect. It learned to walk across a minia...

VanGogh Family Joke

Vincent Van Gogh had a really large family. Here's a listing of some of the lessor known ones...The grandfather who moved to Yugoslavia ........ U. GoghThe brother who ...

Did You Understand Me? Joke

The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.Working at a theater box-off...

Jonesie The Great Lion Hunter Joke

A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion. So its leaders senta message to the great hunter, Jonesie, to come and kill the beast.For several nights the hunter l...

The Christmas Airport Joke

It was a few days before Christmas. The trip went reasonably well, and he was ready to go back home. The airport on the other end had turned a tacky red and green, and ...

My Girlfriend Is Out In The Car Joke

A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something about his girlfriend being out in the car. The bartender, concerned because it was so cold, wen...

Blond And Brunette Joke

A blond and a brunette are on an elevator, suddenly a good lookinghandsome man gets on. So then the brunette turns to the blond and says, "Wow", he is sogood looking, b...

Replacing Lab Rats With Lawyers Joke

The National Institute of Health (NIH) announced last week that they were going to start using lawyers instead of rats in their experiments. Naturally, the American Bar...

Three Proof That Jesus Was… Joke

Three Proofs that Jesus was Jewish:1. He went into his father's business.2. He lived at home until the age of33.3. He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother w...

Timber! Joke

So Sven and Ole were out working in the forest one day. They had just gotten jobs as lumber jacks. Well one say they were working along cutting down all the trees that ...

Where Is Jesus? Joke

*** NOTE: This joke may be offensive to some.STOP HERE if you are offended by religious jokes. ***************************************************************A Sunday S...

The Very Special Parrot! Joke

A man walked into a pet store looking for a new pet for his wife.So he asked the salesman for some assistance. The salesguy brought the man to a parrot in the back."Now...

Christmas Downsizing Joke

Today's global challenges require the North Pole to continue to look for better, more competitive steps. Effective immediately, the following economy measures are to ta...

Di And Dolly Go To Heaven Joke

Princess Diana and Dolly Parton had both died on the same night. When they reached the gates of Heaven they were greeted by St. Peter.St. Peter said "Excuse me ladies, ...

Mental Power Outages … Joke

My friend is so stupid: He sent me a fax with a stamp on it. He thought a quarterback was a refund. He tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order. He thought General Moto...

Reading Time Joke

A Cowboy riding down the trail encounters an Indian laying on the trail with hard on. The Cowboy asks "what are you doing?" Indian says" Me tellum time." Cowboy shakes ...

Act Religious Joke

A plane full of retirees headed for Florida was gripped with fear when the pilot announced, "Two of our engines are on fire; we are flying through a heavy fog, and it h...

Canadian History Lesson Joke

On my last trip to Canada, I had the rare pleasure of meeting the leading historian of this great country. Out of curiosity I asked him how their county got it's name.B...