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Waiter

Sa restaurant alalang alala ang mga waiter dahil sa dami ng mga tao subalit sa isang restaurant may mayabang na tao at lumapit sa waiter at sinabing: Mayabang: hoy waiter bakit tagal ng order ko? (N...

Mainit Ang Ulo Ni Bakla

Si Bakla ay pumasok sa parlor shop Parlor artists: good morning Ma'am! sir pala mag papahupit ho kayo Bakla: hindi!! mag papa haba ako ng bohuk halika dikitan mo nang dumami at humaba. Pumunta si...

Ano Ang Nakakagulat Na Pagkain

Ano ang nakakagulat na pagkain? Timothy:Ano? Luis:Edi.sabaw tska kanin Guro:Bkt Luis:kasi SOUP RICE (sabaw tska kanin)...

Auntie,mama,papa,Lolo,

Auntie kba?ikaw kase auntienitibok ng puso ko ehh......mama ka ba ? Ikaw kase mamahalin ko ....papa kba ?ikaW kase papakasalan ko.... Ehhh yung Lolo? Ayun ba ,ikaw kase ang lolokohin ko.......^---^...

Magnanakaw

Berto: pareng Juan mmya gabi akyatin natin bahay ng mag asawang matanda kasi tuwing Sunday wala Sila out of town. Juan: ayoko pare baka May cctv camera. Berto: wala pare, hinde sila nag lagay kasi m...

Pasahero Sa Barko

Lumubog ang isang barko at kasama sa mga survivors ang isang Intsik. Narinig nya ang dasal ng isang Pinoy. "Iligtas nyo po kami, Santa Ana, San Jose, Santa Maria, San Isidro, San Gabriel"! Sumabat ang...

English Grammar

Sa isang paaralan ay may isang guro ang tumatawag sa kanyang mga estudyante. Guro1: hey childs! All of you come here. Childs! Childs! Narinig ito ng isa pang guro at pinuna siya. Guro2: Hala nak...

Maliit Ang Boses

Tutoy:Ate Ate bat maliit boses ko? (Boses bata) Ate: kasi tutoy dka pa binyagan (tule) dun ka nga sa kuya mo May ginagawa ako. Tutoy: kuya2 bat maliit boses ko? Kuya: haay nako tutoy dkapa nga tul...

Tagalog Riddle

RIDDLE : ANG GUMAGAWA NITO AY HINDI NANGANGAILANG NITO. ANG BUMUBILI NITO AY HINDI NYA MGAGAMIT ITO. KUN SINO MN ANG ANG MKAKAGAMIT NITO AY HINDI NYA ITO MA PAKIRAMDAMAN O MKIKITA ANU ITO? ...

Umutot Habang Naka Headset

may lalaking kumakain sa restourant, utot na utot na sya ,hindi nya na kayang pigilan.naisip nya na hindi naman siguro mahahalata at hindi naman maririnig ,dahil malakas naman daw ang music kaya sinam...

Kwentong Siopao

Berto: Miss isang siopao nga, yung babaeng siopao ha. Tindera: Babaeng Siopao? Berto: Yung may papel sa ilalim, kumbaga may napkin eh hehe. Tindera: Ah! Ganun ba? ang available lang kasi ngay...

Nang Dahil Sa Kalandian

October 18, 2018 6:25 AM, Friday Boy: Babe, nasaan ka? Girl: Nasa puso mo. Yiiieee😍 December 15,2018 8:36 AM, Tuesday Girl: Babe, bakit di ka na nagpaparamdam o nagcha-chat sa akin? ...

Gubat At Kanyon

Isang araw nakita ni Juan na nakahubad ang kanyang mga magulang........ Juan: Nay ano yan??? (Dede) Nanay: Bundok Juan: Eh ito nay ano to??? (Pepe) Nanay: Gubat Juan: sayo naman tay... Ano to????...

Juan At Tatay Na May Tatto

Isang araw nakita ni juan ang kanyang tatay na may tattoo sa noo.Tinanong ni juan kung san galing ang tattoo niya. TATAY: Sa bundok sa gitna ng bundok ay may bahay sa gitna ng bahay may upuan, umupo ...

Kasal

Isang araw ang mag-jowang Ben at Jane ay nagplano ng magpakasal Bago ang kasal nasa magkahiwalay ang room nila habang sila ay inaayos na....... Jane: pwede ku bang makita si Ben? Make up artist: Ba...

Response To Roving Eyes Joke

My girlfriend and I were in a restaurant and this strikingly attractive woman in a short black dress walked by.My eyes couldn't help but follow her as she passed by our...

Yo’ Mama Jokes

Yo' Mama is so fat, she tried to fit into a pair of 'BVD's and by the time she got it on, it spelled 'BOULEVARD'.Yo' Mama is so ugly, she went to the beauty parlor and ...

Tough Guy Eh? Joke

A man and his girlfriend are at a bar when the girl goes to the bathroom. When she comes back she's crying. Her boyfriend asks her what happend."As I was leaving the ba...

OLD NEVER DIES 2 Joke

OLD CREDIT CARDS never die, they just expireOLD CRICKETERS never die, they just get bowled overOLD CRICKETERS never die, they just get smashed for sixOLD DANCERS never ...

Arguments Joke

Any argument that a man and woman are involved in, the woman gets the last word. Anything a man says afterwards is the beginning of a new argument.A man marries a woman...

School Joke

My history teacher is highschool, Mr. Ludlum is known for having a terrible temper. He is a great educator but heMy history teacher is highschool, Mr. Ludlum is known for having a terrible temper. He ...

Grandma Changed Joke

In the dim and distant pastWhen life's tempo wasn't so fast,Grandma used to rock and knit,Crochet, tat and baby sit.When the kids were in a jam,They could always call o...

A Woman Consulted A Doctor… Joke

A woman consulted a doctor, explaining that for many years she sufferred from excessive flatulance, but there was never any sound or smell so she had done nothing...

Windows 2000 Errors! Joke

The following are new Error Messages are planned for Windows 2000:1) Smash forehead on keyboard to continue. 2) Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue. 3) Press an...

Wishing Joke

A man and woman were lying in bed on night and the woman said to the man, "I sure wish I had bigger tits."The man responded by saying she should rub toilet paper all ov...

Cow Gives Birth Joke

A man was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his 11-year-old son standing wide-eyed at the fence, soaking in the whole event.The man thought, "Great......

Watch Real Baseball Joke

Top Ten Signs you're Not Watching a Real Baseball Team From Late Show with David Letterman; Monday, February 20, 1995 You recognize batter as the kid who sold you a hot...

There Are No Dogs Allowed Here Joke

A man goes into a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "You can't bring that dog in here!" The guy, without missing a beat, ...

Clintons Wish! Joke

Bill Clinton was walking along the beach when he stumbled upon a Genie's lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and lo-and-behold a real Genie appeared.Bill was amazed and...

Armando Asks… Joke

Armando went to his neighbor and asked, "Hey Carlos, do you like a woman who has a beeg stomach steeking oll the way out?" "No," says Carlos. Armando asks, "Do you like...

A Redneck Joke

1) If you go to your family reunion to pick up guys/women... You might be a Redneck. 2) If you have to bring up a can of paint to a water tower to defend your sister's ...

That Was An Insult Joke

A man came storming out of the courthouse ranting and raving; obviously really angry . He stomped accross the street and into the bar and flounced down on a stool mutte...

The Test! Joke

A guy walks into a bar and rudely demands a shot of 12-yr old scotch.The bartender thinks "this guy doesn't know the difference," so he pours a shot of 2-year old scotc...

Corporate Lingo List Joke

Here’s a little clarification of corporate lingo. COMPETITIVE SALARY:We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors. JOIN OUR FAST-PACED COMPANY:We hav...

Knock Knock Jokes 17 Joke

Knock Knock Who's there? Ankara! Ankara who? Ankara went off the cliff! Knock Knock Who's there? Ann! Ann who? Anndromeda Strain! Knock Knock Who's there? Armageddon! A...

The Jew, American, And Pollack. Joke

Three paratroopers, a Jew, an American, and a Pollack are to throw a hand gernade from the plane, then jump.The Jew goes first - "This is for my country" and he throws ...

Real Classified Ads 03 Joke

These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the world. WHIRLPOOL BUILT IN OVEN -- FROST FREE! FROZEN SOFT + GENTLE BATH TISSU...