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Ang Promise Ni Mam

Mam: Class, ang makakasagot ng tanung ko ang unang uuwi! Juan: (bumulong sa katabi) Huy! alam ko gagawin natin! Mam: Wag kayung maingay! maghintay lang sa aking katanungan. Juan: (binato ng papel s...

Ang Pare At Si Juan

juan:father sinilipan ko ang babae habang naliligo father:ah ano nakita mo juan:wala po father:bakit juan:kasi po nag brown out father:bwisit ang meralco...

Diaper

Amo: inday pag ubos na ang pampers ihuggies baby dry mo na lang Inday:opo sir . lumipas ang dalawang minuto amo: bakit nasa labas si baby? inday: inihugis ko napo si baby wala ng pong...

SPELLING NG AMBULANCE

TITSER: JUAN SPELL AMBULANCE JUAN: (NAG IISIP ) A....M TITSER : FASTER JUAN : WE WO WE WO MAM ALIS KA JAN BAKA MASAGASAAN KA ...

DULENG NA DRIVER

PASAHERO - pasakay po. magkano po hangang palengke DRIVER NA DULING - 10 pesos lang totoy 'dumukot ang pasahero sa kanyang bulsa tila nagulat ang pasahero 5 pesos lang ang kanyang dalang pera ...

Hugot Kay Crush

crush alam mo ba ginawa yung pagkain para kainin ginawa yung pera para gastosin sana ginawa yung puso mo para sa akin ...

PINOY HENYO

Pedro : tao ba 'to? Juan : hindi Pedro : bagay ba 'to? Juan : oo! oo! Pedro : gamit sa bahay? Juan : oo Pedro : ginagamit sa kusina Juan : oo! oo! Pedro : matalim ba ito? Ju...

Pogi Pero Maganda

juan;itay pinagalitan po ako ng titser ko tatay;bakit anak juan;kasi hinalikan ko po ang seatmate ko atay;masarap ba anak juan; opo tay kasi ang pogi nya...

WRISTBAND

Si Erap naliligo sa banyo ng biglang tumunog ang fire alarm. Dali dali syang bumaba hubot hubad, ng makita sya ng bodyguard nya biglang nagsigaw ng, "Mr. President, may nakalimutan ho ata kayo!" ...

Astronaut

Interview sa mga aplikante bilang astronauts patungong Mars- Intsik, Hapon at Filipino Interviewer(I): Ikaw Intsik anong gusto mo kasi hindi ka na makabalik dito sa mundo. Intsik: Isang milyong dol...

Ang Parrot

isang araw habang naliligo si marya may dumapong parot sa may bintana ng banyo parrot: kita ko maria !! kita komarya!! marya :ikaw ibon ka pagdikatumigil kakalbuhin talaga kita parrot:kita...

Lasing

May isang lasing sa daan. Nakita sya ng pulis! PULIS : Hoy, umuwi kana lasing ka. LASING : Hindi ako lasing! PULIS : Lasing ka! Hindi mo ba ako nakilala? LASING : Nakilala kita. PULIS KA!! ...

PARI AT MADRE

ISANG ARAW SA CR: PARI:SISTER IKAW BA ANG NARIYAN MADRE:OPO FATHER PARI:KUKUNIN KO LANG YUNG TUWALYA KO MADRE:WAIT LANG KASI NAKAPANTY LANG AKO PARI:O SIGE MADRE:PASOK KA NA WALA ...

Away Ni Misis At Mister

mag asawa nag aaway MISIS:TARANTADO KA MISTER:TARANTADO KA RIN MISIS:HAYUP KA MISTER:HAYUP KA RIN MISIS:TANGA KA MISTER;TANGA KA RIN MISIS;SUPOT KA MISTER:WALA NAMANG GANYANAN ...

Boy Tattoo

isang araw sa pumunta ng restaurant si Boy Tattoo Boy Tattoo: Waiter Waiter: ano Po yun? Boy Tattoo: Bigyan Mo nga ako Dito ng isang buong lechon manok at limang boteng beer. Waiter: Sige Po pakih...

What A Party! Joke

After attending a party for his boss, the life of the party was nursing a king-size hangover and asked his wife, "What the hell happened?""As usual, you made an ass of ...

Buying Your Ticket Joke

Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three accountants each buy tickets and watch as the three engineers bu...

Creation Of Woman Problem Joke

One day, God went to find Adam and Eve in the garden, but found that Adam was sitting by himself. "Where's Eve?" He asked."Well," said Adam, "She started to bleed. This...

Bad News… Joke

A man has to leave the country on business and he entrusts with his best friend the job of keeping an eye on his wife. If anything out of the ordinary should occur, he ...

Software Development Process Joke

Software Development Process1) Order the T-shirts for the Development team2) Announce availability3) Write the code4) Write the manual5) Hire a Product Manager6) Spec t...

Will You Rember Me?? Joke

Hey bob,"Will you rember me tomorrow??" "Yes" "Will you rember me next week??" "Yes" "Will you rember me next month??" "Yes" "Will yoiu rember me next year??" "Yeah" "K...

Knock Knock Jokes 16 Joke

Knock Knock Who's there? Almond! Almond who? Almond the side of the law! Knock Knock Who's there? Andrew! Andrew who? Andrew a picture! Knock Knock Who's there? Andy! A...

Americans Joke

Two americans were walking through Leicester but couldn't agree on how to pronounce it so they decided to stop for lunch and ask the waitress.They sat down to eat their...

Good/Bad Girls Joke

Good girls say " thanks for a wonderful dinner"...Bad girls say, " what's for breakfast?"Good girls never go after another girl's man...Bad girls go after him AND his b...

A Short History Of Medicine Joke

A Short History of MedicineI have an earache...2000 B.C. - Here, eat this root.1000 A.D. - That root is heathen. Here, say this prayer.1850 A.D. - That prayer is super...

Eternal Marriage Joke

On their way to a justice of the peace to get married, a couple has a fatal car accident. The couple is sitting outside heaven's gate waiting on St.Peter to do an intak...

Catching The Fish Joke

Jim had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun all day without catching a single one. On his way home, he stopped at the supermarket and ordered f...

Dropped Your Wallet Joke

Two fishermen were out on the lake when one of them dropped his wallet. As they watched the wallet float down to the depths of the lake, a carp came along and snatched ...

Cliffhanger Joke

Once upon a time there were two men who had gone cliff climbing. Suddenly, one man lost his footing and went tumbling down to the bottom. The other man frantically scre...

Help Me Ring The Bell Joke

Walking down the street, a man passes a house and notices a little boy trying to reach the doorbell. No matter how much the little guy stretches, he can't make it.The m...

How To Be Annoying (A Guide) Joke

Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way." Drum on every available surface. Sing the Batman theme in...

Little Johnny — Being Logical Joke

Little Johnny A traveling salesman rings this doorbell. 10 year old little Johnny answers, holding a beer and smoking a fat cigar. The salesman says, "little boy...

Factory Workers Joke

In a small town in the US, there is a rather sizable factory that hires only married men. Concerned about this, a local woman called on the manager and asked him, "Why ...

A Hearing Problem Joke

An elderly man thinking his wife was losing her hearing went about20' behind her and asked "Can you hear me sweetheart"?. No reply. Moved to 10' and inquired again. No ...

What An Idiot! Joke

There were three men. Joe, Rich, and Scott. They were all camping in the woods, and they knew they had to stop forthenight. Joe suggested they stop where they were righ...

Three Chinese Daughters Joke

A Chinese man had three daughters; he asked his eldest daughter what kind of man she would like to marry."I would like to marry a man with three dragons on his chest", ...

How Many Sheep Do I Have? Joke

There once was a blonde who was very tired of blonde jokes and insults directed at her intelligence.So, she cut and dyed her hair, got a make-over, got in her car, and ...