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Doc And Nene

Doc: Anong nangyari sa mga tenga mo? Nene: ganito kasi yon Doc habang nag plaplansya ako ay may biglang tumawag aksidente kong napickup ang planstya. Doc: bat dalawang tenga mo ang nagkaganyan? Nene: ...

Malinis Na Isda

Nanay: Tikboy, hugasan mo nga yong isda at iluluto ko na. Tikboy: Bobo kaba Nay? Bakit pa huhugasan e malinis napo yan kasi sa tubig nakatira. Nanay: Tarantado kang bata ka, halika dito para map...

Takot Sa Diabetes Joke

Juan: Pedro, tara at mag-coffee break muna tayo. Pedro: Sure, cge Juan. At nag coffe break nga sina Juan at Pedro. Habang nag titimpla si Pedro ay may napansin si Juan. Juan: 0h, Pedro, nagla...

Nag Kita Kita Ang Mga Lider Ng Bansa

Mga leader nagkitakita.... Donald Trump: tinapun ang iPhone,sa dagat Duterte: sayang naman Trump: cellphone is nothing in my country. PM Abe: nilaglag ang sports car sa dagat.. Duterte: nako sayang ...

Firestone Tire

Nagpahula ang mag-ina kay Madam Auring. Madam Auring: Bukas mamamatay ang anak mo sa apoy at bato. Nanay: Naku! Umuwi na tayo anak at mag-ingat tayo, baka pa tayo maaksidente. Kinabukasan. ...

Sasakyan Comedy Logic

juan: may tatanong ako sayo pedro: ano yun juan: ready ka na ba pedro: oo juan: Anong sasakyan ang hindi naliko? pedro: (nag iisip) hindi ko alam Kayo ba alam nyo eto ang sagot pero bago sagot isip m...

Ang Madaldal Na Parrot

Tumawag ng tubero si Mrs. Mendez. "Magandang hapon po, Mang Kadyo. Pakiayos naman bukas yun lababo ko." "Sige ho."sagot ng tubero. "Pero wala ako bukas sa bahay, iiwan ko nalang ang susi sa kapitba...

Gumuhit Ng Hayop

Teacher: Class ang gagawin natin ngayon ay gumuhit ng isang hayop. E guhit ninyo ang hayop na lagi nyong nakikita. Pagkalipas ng isang oras... Teacher: O Juan, bakit tao itong ginuhit mo? Jua...

Laglag Ang Panty

Isang araw pumunta sa simbahan si Janice para humingi ng payo kay Padre. Maganda, maputi, makinis at sexy si Janice kaso madaling nalalag-lag ang kanyang panty sa mga p...

Period O Comma

Titser: Ano ang madalas gamitin...Period o Comma? Juan: Kama po mam! Kasi ang ' Period ' buwanan lang...e ang ' Kama ' kahit ...

Tinira Kahit Saan

Isang araw humingi ng payo ang isang babae kay padre dahil sa problema sa bf nya. Babae: Padre, hingi po sana ako ng payo kasi ang boyfriend ko tinitira ako kahit saan. Padre: Kahit saan? Bab...

Regalo Sa Nililigawan

Juan: Tatay!! Tatay: Ano yun anak?? Juan: Ano po bang magandang iregalo sa babaeng nililigawan ko??. Tatay: Ahm,anu bang itsura niya..?? Juan: eh,eto lang naman tay, Maganda, Mabait, Matal...

Civilized Na

Juan: Kumusta na? long time no see ha! Pedro: Kararating ko lang galing sa Africa. Juan: Africa? Pedro: Oo. Doon kami nadestino, e. Juan: Hindi ba maraming cannibals doon? Pedro: Na...

Kinidnap Si Juan

Juan: mama tulong kinidnap ako!!! Kidnaper: wag kang maingay papatayin kita! Mama: asan ka anak? Kidnaper: bigyan mo ako ng milyon ibibigay ko to sayo ang anak mo! Mama: 500,000 puwede? ...

Ang Manok Ni Pedro

Isang umaga habang nagpapakain si pedro sa mga alaga nyang manok pang sabong, napansin nya ang isang manok na kakaiba at nag sasalita. Manok: ilaban mo ako... ilaban mo ako... Pedro: aba eh, kak...

Star Wars Update Changes Joke

Top Ten Changes to the new Star Wars update#10 Tie fighters replaced with black UN helicopters lead by Buotros Buotros Vader.#9 Sand People replaced by Michigan Militia...

Question Answer 02 Joke

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?They might be cheetahs! Manager: Our new midfielder cost ten million. I call him our wonder playerFan: Why'...

Cannibals And Politicians Joke

A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...Broile...

A Town In Poland Had Only One Cow… Joke

A town in Poland had only one cow and it stopped giving milk. The townspeople did a little research and discovered they could get a cow from Moscow for 2000 rubles - or...

Short Lawyer Jokes II Joke

A red-faced judge convened court after a long lunch. The first case involved a man charged with drunk driving who claimed it simply wasn't true. "I'm as sober as you ar...

Having A Baby At 80 Joke

An 80-year-old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he's feeling. "I've never been better!" he replies. "I've got an 18-year-old bride who's pregna...

The Plumber Has Arrived Joke

A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went; no plumber; eleven o'clock, twelve o'clock, one o'clock; no plumber...

Laws Of … Joke

* Lerman's Law of Technology: Any technical problem can be overcome given enough time and money.Corollary: You are never given enough time or money.* Murphy's First Law...

Donations Joke

A blonde, brunette, and redhead went to a church to donate money. The brunette draws a circle around her and throws up all her money. She says that whatever lands insid...

Gay Man’s Last Fun Joke

Three Americans died overseas in the war. The General of the three was sent to each of the houses to inform their spouses.He went to the first man's house and told the ...

Request Before Death Joke

A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed."Have you any last requests? asked the chaplain."Yes," replied the murderer. "Will you hold my hand?...

Bible By College Students: Joke

How the Bible would have been different if written by college students:Loaves and Fishes replaced by Pizza and ChipsTen Commandments are actually only five, but because...

Polish Medical Terminology Joke

POLISH MEDICAL TERMNINOLOGY FOR THE LAYMANartery- the study of fine painting barium- what you do when the patient dies beneign - what you are after you are eight cesare...

Mind Over Matter! Joke

A guy who was in the Air Force had just spent a year tour unaccompanied to Alaska.The first night he got home, he exclaimed to his wife, "Honey, I want you to know that...

Texas Builds It Larger Joke

A Texan, while visiting Toronto, found himself in the back seat of a taxi cab on the way to his hotel. Passing by the Royal York the Texan asked the cab driver "What's ...

Howe 2 Right Gud Joke

Nowe u two can rite gud!Howe two rite gudFrank L. ViscoVice-president and Senior Copywriter at US Advertising.My several years in the word game have learnt me several r...

College Rules Joke

On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules: "The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the...

Cup Of Coffee Joke

There was this 8 year old kid who lived with his 82 year old grandma. He had been living with her for some time, and he thought, that with all the work she does, he cou...

A Woman’s Ultimate Fantasy Joke

A Woman's Ultimate Fantasy...In a recent On-line poll 38,562 men across the UK were asked to identify a woman's ultimate fantasy. 98.8% of the respondents said that a w...

The Pearly Gates Computer Joke

A man arrives at the Pearly Gates and finds that St. Peter is not there, but a computer terminal is sitting next to the arch. He walks up to it and sees "Welcome to www...

The Chicken And The Egg Joke

A Chicken and an Egg were lying in bed one night. The chicken smoking a cigarette with a smug grin on its face, the egg looking thoroughly ticked off.The egg looks at t...

Lady Sunbathing Joke

A Lady was on a business trip. Since she was so tense from all the meetings, she decided she would go to the roof of the hotel she was staying in and sunbathe to help h...