Murphy applied for an engineering position at an Irish firm based in Dublin. An American applied for the same job and both applicants having the same qualifications wer... Read Full Joke

Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult. Charlotte Whitton Guys are like dogs. They keep coming b... Read Full Joke

A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out of the lanes.He goes up to the guy's window and says, "Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyz... Read Full Joke

Q: What's the unluckiest kind of cat to have?A: A catastrophe!Q: Who was the most powerful cat in China?A: Chairman Miaow!Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a t... Read Full Joke

Footless Parrot A guy is having marital problems. He and the wife are not communicating at all and he's lonesome so he goes to a pet store thinking a pet might he... Read Full Joke

The out-of-state couple are camping on the shores of a lake near a tiny hamlet. The young wife, stunningly built, decides to give the local town folk a thrill by sun ba... Read Full Joke

An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each other. When they had a fight, screams and yelling could be heard deep into the night.A constant ... Read Full Joke

The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the pool."Everyone knows," the mother lectured him, "that from time to time, young children will u... Read Full Joke

A ten year-old Jewish boy was failing math. His parents tried everything from tutors to hypnosis; but to no avail.Finally, at the insistence of a family friend, they de... Read Full Joke

Bumper stickers seen this weekend .....You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me.I have the body of a god........Buddha.This would be really funny if it ... Read Full Joke

One day Bill Clinton was walking down the beach when he found a genie lamp. He rubbed it and a genie came out. He said to Bill "You have one wish."Bill Clinton cried "B... Read Full Joke

First, we want to apologize to our Polish friends, but rememberit's just a joke!Polands's Worst Air Disaster occurred today when a small two-seaterCessna 152 plane cras... Read Full Joke

Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of the year, and everyone is yelling and screaming. One of the President's cabinet advisors whispers advice into his ear... Read Full Joke

Saddam Hussein's stockpile is deadly. The smoke from his biological weapons could mix with sulfur from his chemical weapons and create an atmospheric condition known as... Read Full Joke

The Pope was working on a crossword puzzle. He thoughtand thought about one clue, finally gave up and asked the Cardinal next to him, "What's a four letter word, endin... Read Full Joke

Two wives were airing their troubles:"I'd like to get a divorce," said the first."My husband and I just don't get along.""Why don't you sue him for incompatibility?"ask... Read Full Joke

A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining about the red, white and blue in the Netherlands flag. "Our flag symbolizes our... Read Full Joke