Guro: Pedro Anong Mangyayari Kung Puputulin Ang Isa Mong Tainga? Pedro: Ma'am Mabibingi Guro: Eh Kung Dalawang Tainga Ang Puputulin? Pedro: Maam Mabubulag Ako Guro: Bakit Naman Mabubulag Ka? Pedr... Read Full Joke

Mark Cortez Binigyan ako ni papa ng pera pambayad ng kuryente pero sa halip na ibayad ko, nahikayat akong bumili ng rafflle ticket para sa isang brand new car. Umuwi ako at sinabi kay papa ang nangyar... Read Full Joke

Ang tungkol sa akig tula ay tulang magulo gzto ko itong isipin pero hinde ko maisip ang gzto kung isipin kay inisip ko nalang ang iniisip nang iba kahit akoy may sariling isip ganon ka gulo ang isip k... Read Full Joke

Mam: Class, ang makakasagot ng tanung ko ang unang uuwi! Juan: (bumulong sa katabi) Huy! alam ko gagawin natin! Mam: Wag kayung maingay! maghintay lang sa aking katanungan. Juan: (binato ng papel s... Read Full Joke

Amo: inday pag ubos na ang pampers ihuggies baby dry mo na lang Inday:opo sir . lumipas ang dalawang minuto amo: bakit nasa labas si baby? inday: inihugis ko napo si baby wala ng pong... Read Full Joke

TITSER: JUAN SPELL AMBULANCE JUAN: (NAG IISIP ) A....M TITSER : FASTER JUAN : WE WO WE WO MAM ALIS KA JAN BAKA MASAGASAAN KA ... Read Full Joke

crush alam mo ba ginawa yung pagkain para kainin ginawa yung pera para gastosin sana ginawa yung puso mo para sa akin ... Read Full Joke

Pedro : tao ba 'to? Juan : hindi Pedro : bagay ba 'to? Juan : oo! oo! Pedro : gamit sa bahay? Juan : oo Pedro : ginagamit sa kusina Juan : oo! oo! Pedro : matalim ba ito? Ju... Read Full Joke

Si Erap naliligo sa banyo ng biglang tumunog ang fire alarm. Dali dali syang bumaba hubot hubad, ng makita sya ng bodyguard nya biglang nagsigaw ng, "Mr. President, may nakalimutan ho ata kayo!" ... Read Full Joke

Interview sa mga aplikante bilang astronauts patungong Mars- Intsik, Hapon at Filipino Interviewer(I): Ikaw Intsik anong gusto mo kasi hindi ka na makabalik dito sa mundo. Intsik: Isang milyong dol... Read Full Joke

Hangover: The wrath of grapes.Income Tax: Capital punishment.A used car is not always what it's jacked up to be.Two silkworms were in a race. They ended up in a tie.To ... Read Full Joke

In a small southern town I saw a wonderful nativity scene, but one feature bothered me. The three wise men were wearing firemen's helmets. Unable to come up with a reas... Read Full Joke

From Reader's Digest, June 1992:I grew up in a non-musical family; only one of our five siblings can even carry a tune.So, I've restricted my singing to private places ... Read Full Joke

A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in and asks him, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?"Farmer: Som... Read Full Joke

A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem doctor" Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this earsplitting yell." "MY de... Read Full Joke

Little Johnny was sitting on the bench in the park.Suzie comes along chomping on her bubblegum. Suzie asked, "You wanna play doctor?" Johnny replied, "NO, that too old ... Read Full Joke

A Jewish young man was seeing a psychiatrist for an eating and sleeping disorder. "I am so obsessed with my mother... As soon as I go to sleep, I start dreaming, and ev... Read Full Joke

A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road. He stopped and offered her a lift which she accepted. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gow... Read Full Joke

THE FACTS OF LIFEThe 2 most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. Money can't buy happine... Read Full Joke

What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A Sicilian actuary c... Read Full Joke

A man comes to an Italian doctor because of sore throat. The doctor tells him to pull down his pants and to swing his genitals in the window."What does this have to do ... Read Full Joke

With all the recent talk of cloning, you'd think it was a new thing.But in fact, a very wealthy westerner had himself cloned many years ago. The boy grew up to have ver... Read Full Joke

I was flying from San Francisco to Los Angeles. By the time we took off, there had been a 45-minute delay and everybody on board was ticked. Unexpectedly, we stopped in... Read Full Joke

A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant.His friend asks, "Didn't your company hire a new accountant a few weeks ago?"The busines... Read Full Joke

Have you been spending more and more time using the Internet? Have your cheeks taken on that pasty white glow from over-exposure to your computer monitor? How do you kn... Read Full Joke

Patient: Doctor, you've got to help me. Every night I get the uncontrollable urge to go downstairs and stick my dick into the biscuit tin. Do you know what's wrong with... Read Full Joke

A cattleman from West Texas died & went on to the Great Beyond. As he approached the great gate, he noticed that the terrain was bare with no greenery. He remarked to t... Read Full Joke