Guro: Pedro Anong Mangyayari Kung Puputulin Ang Isa Mong Tainga? Pedro: Ma'am Mabibingi Guro: Eh Kung Dalawang Tainga Ang Puputulin? Pedro: Maam Mabubulag Ako Guro: Bakit Naman Mabubulag Ka? Pedr... Read Full Joke

Mark Cortez Binigyan ako ni papa ng pera pambayad ng kuryente pero sa halip na ibayad ko, nahikayat akong bumili ng rafflle ticket para sa isang brand new car. Umuwi ako at sinabi kay papa ang nangyar... Read Full Joke

Ang tungkol sa akig tula ay tulang magulo gzto ko itong isipin pero hinde ko maisip ang gzto kung isipin kay inisip ko nalang ang iniisip nang iba kahit akoy may sariling isip ganon ka gulo ang isip k... Read Full Joke

Mam: Class, ang makakasagot ng tanung ko ang unang uuwi! Juan: (bumulong sa katabi) Huy! alam ko gagawin natin! Mam: Wag kayung maingay! maghintay lang sa aking katanungan. Juan: (binato ng papel s... Read Full Joke

Amo: inday pag ubos na ang pampers ihuggies baby dry mo na lang Inday:opo sir . lumipas ang dalawang minuto amo: bakit nasa labas si baby? inday: inihugis ko napo si baby wala ng pong... Read Full Joke

TITSER: JUAN SPELL AMBULANCE JUAN: (NAG IISIP ) A....M TITSER : FASTER JUAN : WE WO WE WO MAM ALIS KA JAN BAKA MASAGASAAN KA ... Read Full Joke

crush alam mo ba ginawa yung pagkain para kainin ginawa yung pera para gastosin sana ginawa yung puso mo para sa akin ... Read Full Joke

Pedro : tao ba 'to? Juan : hindi Pedro : bagay ba 'to? Juan : oo! oo! Pedro : gamit sa bahay? Juan : oo Pedro : ginagamit sa kusina Juan : oo! oo! Pedro : matalim ba ito? Ju... Read Full Joke

Si Erap naliligo sa banyo ng biglang tumunog ang fire alarm. Dali dali syang bumaba hubot hubad, ng makita sya ng bodyguard nya biglang nagsigaw ng, "Mr. President, may nakalimutan ho ata kayo!" ... Read Full Joke

Interview sa mga aplikante bilang astronauts patungong Mars- Intsik, Hapon at Filipino Interviewer(I): Ikaw Intsik anong gusto mo kasi hindi ka na makabalik dito sa mundo. Intsik: Isang milyong dol... Read Full Joke

A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road. He stopped and offered her a lift which she accepted. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gow... Read Full Joke

A man suspected his wife of seeing another man.So, he hired a famous Chinese detective,Ram Pam Sim Wimm, to watch and report anyactivities that might develop. A few da... Read Full Joke

What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A Sicilian actuary c... Read Full Joke

One fall day, Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearsegoing down the street, followed by another hearse, followed by aman walking solemnly along, followed by... Read Full Joke

With all the recent talk of cloning, you'd think it was a new thing.But in fact, a very wealthy westerner had himself cloned many years ago. The boy grew up to have ver... Read Full Joke

Rabbi Stern rides his bike down the road, when a truck careens around =the corner, out of control, and broadsides the Rabbi.Father Flannery watches this event unfold, a... Read Full Joke

I was flying from San Francisco to Los Angeles. By the time we took off, there had been a 45-minute delay and everybody on board was ticked. Unexpectedly, we stopped in... Read Full Joke

How to Catch a White Elephant ============================= Submitted By Niels Kristian JensenGo to an place where there are white ele... Read Full Joke

Patient: Doctor, you've got to help me. Every night I get the uncontrollable urge to go downstairs and stick my dick into the biscuit tin. Do you know what's wrong with... Read Full Joke

How to Annoy People at Work1)Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inchpaper, 99 copies. 2)Practice making fax and modem noises. 3)Duringmeetings, d... Read Full Joke

Out on the town one night, a young lad successfully chats up an attractive female, and they go back to her place. "You can't make any noise," she warns him. "My parents... Read Full Joke

A blonde was sitting down in a bar one day next to a red-head. Both of them were sitting there having a good time and then the news turned on. The woman reporter shoute... Read Full Joke

"Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder:............. What was I thinking?""Congratulations on your wedding day!............. Too... Read Full Joke

He demonstrates that beauty times brains is a constant. He donated his brain to science but they made an early withdrawal. He fell out of the ugly tree and hit every br... Read Full Joke

A newlywed bride and groom had been busy at "it" for three days straight.The groom arose early and was reading the paper, thinking it was time to do something else. Whe... Read Full Joke

1. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing pound puppy underwear and a superman cape. 2. It is stron... Read Full Joke

Two fellas are fishing in a boat under a bridge. One looks up and sees a funeral procession starting across the bridge. He stands up, takes off his cap, and bows his he... Read Full Joke