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Top 15 Latest Tagalog Jokes
- Bawal Ang Bisaya Sa Langit May tatlong Bisaya namatay at pumunta sa langit. Nakita nila si San Pedro sa pintuan SAN PEDRO: Sorry pero bawal ang Bisaya ...
- Magtatay Na Pulubi tatay.. anak kunin monga yung nalimos natin sa lata anak .. wala napo nakuha kona tatay … saan mo ginastos ang pera ...
- Tangang Isda Anong “ISDA” ang tanga? – – -UNDERSTAND THE QUESTION FIRST.. 🙂 – – -EDI SARDINAS.. – – -Bakit? – – – -kase pumasok sa lata… wahahahahah
- Baliw Nga Eh sa isang mental hospital may isang dumalaw na doctor namangha ang doctor sa patient 1 nagbabasa Doctor:Wow nai-improve kana ah Patient1:Nagbabasa lang ...
- Patunay Na Multo si juan nag lalakad eh sinusundan sya ng multo juan: sinoyan magpakilalaka; multo: multo ako! (sabi ng multo) juan: patunayan mo muna na ...
- Saksakan tumawag ang katulong ko sa bahay yaya:maam natatakot po ako ako: bkt naman yaya: kasi po may saksakan ako: ha !ano saan !?? yaya: sa ...
- Matapang Na Lalaki Juan:pare ang tapang talaga ni pare Jose Pedro:bakit? Juan:akalain mo tumalon sa eroplano walang suot na parachute Pedro:saan Mo naman nabalitaan Yan? Juan:Doon sa ...
- Anong Gagawin Ko Isang araw dumating Ang teacher ni Juan sa bahay nila tumakbo sya sa Lolo nya Juan:Lolo magtago kayo andyan ung teacher ...
- Maduming Bansa Q: Anong bansa ang marumi? A: Germany
- Sa Ulo Na Nagbabagang Balita Delivery boy ng tubig namatay ng dahil sa uhaw … Bata nalunod sa ilog natagpuang basaa … lalaking binaril sa uloo inaalam pa kung ...
- Wrong Send lucia joaquin: hi niko: hello lucia joaquin: nasan ka ngayon? niko: andito sa kwarto nakahiga, ikaw? lucia joaquin: tingin ka sa ilalim ng kama ...
- May Alak May Baso Nilagay Ininom Juan:pare may joke ako sayo gayahin mo ako ah Pedro: o sige anu un! Juan:May baso Pedro:May baso Juan:may alak Pedro:may alak Juan:sinalin Pedro:sinalin Juan:ininom Pedro:Ininom 3x Juan:1+1=? Pedro:2 Juan:pare lasing kana sabi ...
- Giraffe Kasi Boy: Ano ang Hayop na lagging NAKATINGALA? Audience: ANO?? Boy: E DI…Giraffe. Audience: Bakit?? Boy: KAsi GIRAFFE syang yumuko. XD
- Prutas Ang Akin Juan: pedro ano ang tatak ng phone mo Pedro:apple juan.ikaw juan ano ang tatak ng phone mo Juan:blueberry tol ikaw jose Jose:cherry tol ...
- WALANG PANTY SI NANAy ANAK: NAY BAKIT BA TAMBLING KA NG TAMBLING NANAY: NAG EXERCISE LANG AKO ANAK ANAK: NAY BAKIT WALA KANG PANTY NANAY: BAKA KASI ...
Top 10 Latest English Jokes
- Me And My Brother Were On A Car Journey When I Tur… – Joke Jokes Me and my brother were on a car journey when I turned to him and said “You know when people ...
- I Was Lucky Enough To Receive My Education After T… – School Jokes I was lucky enough to receive my education after the end of corporal punishment in schools. My teachers never even ...
- One Day, Little Johnny Asks His Mother “Why Are So… – Little-Johnny Jokes One day, Little Johnny asks his mother “Why are some of your hairs white?” She replies “Every time you do something ...
- Facebook Page: “If Your Makeup Isn’T Done Your Hai… – Stupid Jokes Facebook page: “If your makeup isn’t done your hair is a mess and your in your pjs and he still ...
- Two Blondes Were Sat In Traffic On The Road – Transport Jokes Two blondes were sat in traffic on the road. One says “It’s normally much quicker than this.” “Last time we got a ...
- My Father Died In A Police Cell – Stupid Jokes My Father died in a police cell. The police report said he tried to commit suicide and died of a ...
- A Tourist Is Looking For Buildings Of Intrest In A City – Stupid Jokes A tourist is looking for buildings of intrest in a city. He decides to ask a local, who is standing ...
- Set Up: (Insert Comment About Something You Did Wi… – Joke Jokes Set up: (Insert comment about something you did with your girlfriend here.) Punchline: (Allude to your girlfriend being under 16 here.) or: (Allude to your ...
- Once Upon A Time, There Was A Famous Black Knight … – Joke Jokes Once upon a time, there was a famous black knight on a black horse who desired the hand of a ...
- I Was Texting A Mate When From Nowhere I Got Hit B… – Children Jokes I was texting a mate when from nowhere I got hit by a car, just when I realised what was ...