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Ang Bayabas

Isang gabi si Juan at Pedro ay nagnakaw ng mga bayabas sa kanilang kapit bahay at napagpasyahang hatiin ang mga yon sa seminteryo para walang makakita sa kanila. Habang papaakyat sa gate ng seminte...

Huwag Manlamang

Nuong isang araw sumakay ako ng dyip, tag-init noon eh... tingin ako sa driver... nakita ko duling...dalawa lang naman kaming pasahero...sabi ko maya na ko magbayad... sa biyahe may nakasabay akong ba...

MGA HAYUP

Nasa isang cottage kami sa isang beach resort tinawag ko yung bunso kong anak hinirap ko siya sa may bintana, habang naririnig namin yung tawanan at videokehan sa kabilang cottage... RUBI: 'Tay sino p...

Bistado

May isang pamilya na malulusog silang lahat dahil gusto ng ina na malusog ang mga bata pinapainom nya ito palagi ng tubig 8 na beses sa isang araw ayaw na ayaw ng nanay na nakalabas ang tubig galing s...

Balitang Baliktad

Magandang...Uhm Wait,Diba binabasa mo lang naman ang tekstong ito?! So diko alam kung maaga ba,gabi ba o hapon mo ito binabasa...Joke News Anchor:Magandang Balita sa inyong lahat! Ngayon po kami ay...

Corrected By

“Check the papers and write corrected by. Ayusin ang pag-check kung ayaw niyo ng minus 2,” sabi ni ma'am. Nakangiti naman ako dahil sa akin napunta ang test paper ni Cedrick. Ang lalaking min...

Si Jonel At Ang Kanyang Guro

Isang araw pumunta si JONEL sa kanyang GURO upang mag tanong. JONEL:maam may itatanong ako. GURO:ano yun? JONEL:maam may isang eroplano sa himpapawid may karga siyang 50 sako ng bigas, nahulog yu...

TAG-Lish

Juan: Nagugutom Nako Di Pa Ako Kumakain Simula Kanina.. Juan: Kung Lalabas Ako Para Kumain Walang Mag Babantay Sa telepono.. Juan: EH Kung Turuan Ko Kaya Ng Konting Tagalog Tong Foreigner Nato??...

Sana Bumalik Ang Dati

Isa akong transfer student sa isang pribadong paaralan. High school student. Medyo lonely pa ako kasi hindi pa ako masyadong nakikipagusap sa mga pafamous kong kaklase. Miyamiya may lumapit sa a...

Tatlong Bilanggo Sa Palasyo.

Isang araw sa isang palasyo may tatlong bilanggo na nagngangalang Juan,Pedro at Macho dahil nagkasala sila binigyan sila ng pagkakataon ng kanilang hari na si Haring Basbas na makalaya Inutusan silang...

Roller Skates

ang gamit ay roller skates sobrang mahal na mahal ni juan ang kanyang ng asawa kaya ng malaman niya na tatlong araw ng patay ang kanyang asawa ay agad siyang umuwi galing saudi... sa sobrang pag...

*mga Tanong Na May Sagot*

Q: Bakit maswerte ang kalendaryo? A: Dahil marami siyang date. Q: Bakit malungkot ang kalendaryo? A: Kasi bilang na ang araw niya. Q: Anong puno ang hindi pwedeng akyatin? A: eh di yung nakat...

Ang Estyudante At Ang Guro

Guro: Pedro Anong Mangyayari Kung Puputulin Ang Isa Mong Tainga? Pedro: Ma'am Mabibingi Guro: Eh Kung Dalawang Tainga Ang Puputulin? Pedro: Maam Mabubulag Ako Guro: Bakit Naman Mabubulag Ka? Pedr...

Raffle

Mark Cortez Binigyan ako ni papa ng pera pambayad ng kuryente pero sa halip na ibayad ko, nahikayat akong bumili ng rafflle ticket para sa isang brand new car. Umuwi ako at sinabi kay papa ang nangyar...

Batman

Isang lasing na lalaki ang naglalakad ng makakita siya ng itim na madre at pinag sisipa at pinag susuntok bugbog sarado ang madre ng biglang magsalita ang lasing lasing: wala ka palang binatbat "BA...

Two Friends Were Out Drinking… Joke

Two friends were out drinking when suddenly one lurched backward off his barstool and lay motionless on the floor. "One thing about Jim," his buddy said to the bartende...

A Story With A Moral Joke

While they were taking up the collection, John leaned forward and said, "Hey, Marie, how about you and me go to dinner next Friday?" "Why Yes, John, that would be nice,...

DIVIDING IN THE CEMETERY

On the outskirts of a small Texas town, there was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and bega...

Computer Problem Report Joke

Computer Problem Report Form1. Describe your problem:________________________________________________________________2. Now, describe the problemaccurately:____________...

Me Drunk? Joke

A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at 2am, at which time he is extremely drunk. When he enters his house, he do...

Any Last Requests? Joke

A cowboy and a biker are on death row, and are to be executed on the same day. The day comes, and they are brought to the gas chamber. The warden asks the cowboy if he ...

Perot Corn Joke

Two farmers were talking at the general store. One farmer says to the other, "Did you hear about that new variety of corn called Perot corn?" The second farmer replies,...

15 Pet Peeves Of Morticians Joke

15 Pet Peeves Of Morticians...Best make-up artist in the world, but your models never make the cover of Cosmo.No moth, no Jodie Foster -- just leaves, dirt, and regular...

No. To Change Lightbulb Joke

Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?A1: "What's a lightbulb?"A2: One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.A3: Two. One to hold the D...

Got A Headache Joke

It was a warm, sunny Sunday, so a man and his wife decided to take in the zoo. They spent the day, and at closing time they walked past the gorilla cage, and the man no...

Why Worry? Joke

The next door neighbor of a middle-aged wife came over to inform her that her retired husband was chasing around after young prostitutes.The woman smiled, "So what?"The...

Fear Of Bombs On Planes Joke

Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and nephews. However, she had relatives all over the country.The problem was that no matter how much she enjoyed seeing them, she ...

Mind Telling Me The Time? Joke

BLONDE: "Excuse me, what time is it right now?"WOMAN: "It's 11:25PM."BLONDE: (confused look on face) "You know, it's the weirdest thing, I've asked that question thirty...

Lawyers Abode (Cla*sic) Joke

Saint Peter was having a slow day at the Pearly Gates so he took a little stroll. He noticed that the fence between heaven and hell was in need of some repair. So he ho...

The Blonde At A Bar Joke

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead walk into a bar. The bartender tells them that in the restroom, there is a magic mirror. If you tell the truth in front of it, you g...

Don’t Look Down! Joke

A man lay spread out over three seats in the second row of a movie theater.As he lay there breathing heavily, an usher came over and said, "That's very rude of you, sir...

Tuns Of Puns! Joke

How do you get holy water?Boil the hell out of it.What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?"Dam!"What do prisoners use to call each other?Cell phonesWhat do yo...

Latest Software Technology Joke

Just wanted to check out that you gnarly dudes are using the latest andgreatest software technology fer yer rad code to make it easy for thedudes who have to read it. ...

A Convincing Lesson Joke

Two So-Cal guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court before the judge. The judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give ...

If Men TRULY Ruled The World! Joke

"If Men TRULY Ruled the World!"...Breaking up would be a lot easier. A smack on the behind and a "Nice hustle, you'll get'em next time" would pretty much do it. Valenti...

Public School Dangers Joke

The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.Sunday, November 29, 1992An ...