Mam: Class, ang makakasagot ng tanung ko ang unang uuwi! Juan: (bumulong sa katabi) Huy! alam ko gagawin natin! Mam: Wag kayung maingay! maghintay lang sa aking katanungan. Juan: (binato ng papel s... Read Full Joke

juan:father sinilipan ko ang babae habang naliligo father:ah ano nakita mo juan:wala po father:bakit juan:kasi po nag brown out father:bwisit ang meralco... Read Full Joke

TITSER: JUAN SPELL AMBULANCE JUAN: (NAG IISIP ) A....M TITSER : FASTER JUAN : WE WO WE WO MAM ALIS KA JAN BAKA MASAGASAAN KA ... Read Full Joke

PASAHERO - pasakay po. magkano po hangang palengke DRIVER NA DULING - 10 pesos lang totoy 'dumukot ang pasahero sa kanyang bulsa tila nagulat ang pasahero 5 pesos lang ang kanyang dalang pera ... Read Full Joke

Pedro : tao ba 'to? Juan : hindi Pedro : bagay ba 'to? Juan : oo! oo! Pedro : gamit sa bahay? Juan : oo Pedro : ginagamit sa kusina Juan : oo! oo! Pedro : matalim ba ito? Ju... Read Full Joke

juan;itay pinagalitan po ako ng titser ko tatay;bakit anak juan;kasi hinalikan ko po ang seatmate ko atay;masarap ba anak juan; opo tay kasi ang pogi nya... Read Full Joke

Interview sa mga aplikante bilang astronauts patungong Mars- Intsik, Hapon at Filipino Interviewer(I): Ikaw Intsik anong gusto mo kasi hindi ka na makabalik dito sa mundo. Intsik: Isang milyong dol... Read Full Joke

isang araw habang naliligo si marya may dumapong parot sa may bintana ng banyo parrot: kita ko maria !! kita komarya!! marya :ikaw ibon ka pagdikatumigil kakalbuhin talaga kita parrot:kita... Read Full Joke

ISANG ARAW SA CR: PARI:SISTER IKAW BA ANG NARIYAN MADRE:OPO FATHER PARI:KUKUNIN KO LANG YUNG TUWALYA KO MADRE:WAIT LANG KASI NAKAPANTY LANG AKO PARI:O SIGE MADRE:PASOK KA NA WALA ... Read Full Joke

mag asawa nag aaway MISIS:TARANTADO KA MISTER:TARANTADO KA RIN MISIS:HAYUP KA MISTER:HAYUP KA RIN MISIS:TANGA KA MISTER;TANGA KA RIN MISIS;SUPOT KA MISTER:WALA NAMANG GANYANAN ... Read Full Joke

A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessie's house, and grandpa Morris gets out.The polite policeman explained that this elderly gentleman said that he was lost i... Read Full Joke

Bruce comes home one day and says to his lover, "Please do me a favor. It feels like something's stuck up my ass. Could you check it out for me?" His roommate lubes up ... Read Full Joke

A guy takes his greenhorn wife hunting on a ranch. When they reach their deer blinds, the guy says, "If you shoot a deer, be sure not to let somebody else say he's the ... Read Full Joke

An Indian gentleman on his first visit to the USA visited the foreignexchange to exchange some Rupees. He handed to the cashier 100,000Rpsand after a quick calculation ... Read Full Joke

Titicons (.)(.) tiny tits (o) (o) regular tits ( O )( O ) big tits ( @ ) ( @ ) big harry tits ( ' ) ( ' ) perky tits {.} {.} shriveled tits ( , ) ( , ) dr... Read Full Joke

Age IDEAL DATE 17 He offers to pay 25 He pays 35 He cooks breakfast the next morning 48 He cooks brea... Read Full Joke

An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him regarding a matter of utmost urgency. An aide eventually agreed to wake up the go... Read Full Joke

Katz's Law:Men and women will act rationally towards each other only after all other possibilities have been exhausted.Churchill's Commentary on Man:Man will occasional... Read Full Joke

You know you have been on the computer too long when...When you are counting objects, you go "0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D...".When asked about a bus schedule, you wonde... Read Full Joke

Q: Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?A: Bachelors come home, check to see what's in the fridge, and go to bed.?.Married men come home, check to see what's in ... Read Full Joke

An old farmer is driving down a country road in his pickup truck whenit starts making an awful noise. He stops the truck and crawlsunderneath to investigate the problem... Read Full Joke

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good car... Read Full Joke

After attending a party for his boss, the life of the party was nursing a king-size hangover and asked his wife, "What the hell happened?""As usual, you made an ass of ... Read Full Joke

One day, God went to find Adam and Eve in the garden, but found that Adam was sitting by himself. "Where's Eve?" He asked."Well," said Adam, "She started to bleed. This... Read Full Joke

Hey bob,"Will you rember me tomorrow??" "Yes" "Will you rember me next week??" "Yes" "Will you rember me next month??" "Yes" "Will yoiu rember me next year??" "Yeah" "K... Read Full Joke

Software Development Process1) Order the T-shirts for the Development team2) Announce availability3) Write the code4) Write the manual5) Hire a Product Manager6) Spec t... Read Full Joke

Knock Knock Who's there? Almond! Almond who? Almond the side of the law! Knock Knock Who's there? Andrew! Andrew who? Andrew a picture! Knock Knock Who's there? Andy! A... Read Full Joke