Ang Pare At Si Juan
juan:father sinilipan ko ang babae habang naliligo
father:ah ano nakita mo
juan:wala po
father:bakit
juan:kasi po nag brown out
father:bwisit ang meralco...
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Top 15 Latest Tagalog Pinoy Jokes in 2020
Diaper
Amo: inday pag ubos na ang pampers ihuggies baby dry mo na lang
Inday:opo sir
. lumipas ang dalawang minuto
amo: bakit nasa labas si baby?
inday: inihugis ko napo si baby wala ng pong...
SPELLING NG AMBULANCE
TITSER: JUAN SPELL AMBULANCE
JUAN: (NAG IISIP ) A....M
TITSER : FASTER
JUAN : WE WO WE WO MAM ALIS KA JAN BAKA MASAGASAAN KA ...
DULENG NA DRIVER
PASAHERO - pasakay po. magkano po hangang palengke DRIVER NA DULING - 10 pesos lang totoy 'dumukot ang pasahero sa kanyang bulsa tila nagulat ang pasahero 5 pesos lang ang kanyang dalang pera ...
Hugot Kay Crush
crush alam mo ba ginawa yung pagkain para kainin ginawa yung pera para gastosin sana ginawa yung puso mo para sa akin
...
PINOY HENYO
Pedro : tao ba 'to? Juan : hindi Pedro : bagay ba 'to? Juan : oo! oo! Pedro : gamit sa bahay? Juan : oo Pedro : ginagamit sa kusina Juan : oo! oo! Pedro : matalim ba ito? Ju...
Pogi Pero Maganda
juan;itay pinagalitan po ako ng titser ko
tatay;bakit anak
juan;kasi hinalikan ko po ang seatmate ko
atay;masarap ba anak
juan; opo tay kasi ang pogi nya...
WRISTBAND
Si Erap naliligo sa banyo ng biglang tumunog ang fire alarm. Dali dali syang bumaba hubot hubad, ng makita sya ng bodyguard nya biglang nagsigaw ng, "Mr. President, may nakalimutan ho ata kayo!" ...
Astronaut
Interview sa mga aplikante bilang astronauts patungong Mars- Intsik, Hapon at Filipino
Interviewer(I): Ikaw Intsik anong gusto mo kasi hindi ka na makabalik dito sa mundo.
Intsik: Isang milyong dol...
Ang Parrot
isang araw habang naliligo si marya may dumapong parot sa may bintana ng banyo parrot: kita ko maria !! kita komarya!! marya :ikaw ibon ka pagdikatumigil kakalbuhin talaga kita parrot:kita...
Lasing
May isang lasing sa daan. Nakita sya ng pulis!
PULIS : Hoy, umuwi kana lasing ka.
LASING : Hindi ako lasing!
PULIS : Lasing ka! Hindi mo ba ako nakilala?
LASING : Nakilala kita. PULIS KA!!
...
PARI AT MADRE
ISANG ARAW SA CR: PARI:SISTER IKAW BA ANG NARIYAN MADRE:OPO FATHER PARI:KUKUNIN KO LANG YUNG TUWALYA KO MADRE:WAIT LANG KASI NAKAPANTY LANG AKO PARI:O SIGE MADRE:PASOK KA NA WALA ...
Away Ni Misis At Mister
mag asawa nag aaway MISIS:TARANTADO KA MISTER:TARANTADO KA RIN MISIS:HAYUP KA MISTER:HAYUP KA RIN MISIS:TANGA KA MISTER;TANGA KA RIN MISIS;SUPOT KA MISTER:WALA NAMANG GANYANAN
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Boy Tattoo
isang araw sa pumunta ng restaurant si Boy Tattoo
Boy Tattoo: Waiter
Waiter: ano Po yun?
Boy Tattoo: Bigyan Mo nga ako Dito ng isang buong lechon manok at limang boteng beer.
Waiter: Sige Po pakih...
Hilot
Nanay: Anak pakitawag nga ang Tatay mo at sabihin hilotin niya ako.
Anak na ngongo: Tatay punta ka daw sa kwarto at Iy*tin mo si Nanay.
Tatay: Teka lang anak papalakihin ko pa saglit.
(Pumunta ang ...
Top 25 Latest English Jokes in 2020
My Girlfriend Is Out In The Car Joke
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something about his girlfriend being out in the car. The bartender, concerned because it was so cold, wen...
Blond And Brunette Joke
A blond and a brunette are on an elevator, suddenly a good lookinghandsome man gets on. So then the brunette turns to the blond and says, "Wow", he is sogood looking, b...
Replacing Lab Rats With Lawyers Joke
The National Institute of Health (NIH) announced last week that they were going to start using lawyers instead of rats in their experiments. Naturally, the American Bar...
Three Proof That Jesus Was… Joke
Three Proofs that Jesus was Jewish:1. He went into his father's business.2. He lived at home until the age of33.3. He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother w...
Timber! Joke
So Sven and Ole were out working in the forest one day. They had just gotten jobs as lumber jacks. Well one say they were working along cutting down all the trees that ...
Where Is Jesus? Joke
*** NOTE: This joke may be offensive to some.STOP HERE if you are offended by religious jokes. ***************************************************************A Sunday S...
The Very Special Parrot! Joke
A man walked into a pet store looking for a new pet for his wife.So he asked the salesman for some assistance. The salesguy brought the man to a parrot in the back."Now...
Christmas Downsizing Joke
Today's global challenges require the North Pole to continue to look for better, more competitive steps. Effective immediately, the following economy measures are to ta...
Di And Dolly Go To Heaven Joke
Princess Diana and Dolly Parton had both died on the same night. When they reached the gates of Heaven they were greeted by St. Peter.St. Peter said "Excuse me ladies, ...
Mental Power Outages … Joke
My friend is so stupid: He sent me a fax with a stamp on it. He thought a quarterback was a refund. He tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order. He thought General Moto...
Reading Time Joke
A Cowboy riding down the trail encounters an Indian laying on the trail with hard on. The Cowboy asks "what are you doing?" Indian says" Me tellum time." Cowboy shakes ...
Act Religious Joke
A plane full of retirees headed for Florida was gripped with fear when the pilot announced, "Two of our engines are on fire; we are flying through a heavy fog, and it h...
Canadian History Lesson Joke
On my last trip to Canada, I had the rare pleasure of meeting the leading historian of this great country. Out of curiosity I asked him how their county got it's name.B...
Army Needs New Recruits Joke
Top Ways The Army Is Trying To Boost Recruiting8. Military transport flights now earn you Delta frequent flier miles 7. Where else can you shoot guns and get awakened i...
Great Dane Joke
A man goes to a bar and he ties his Great Dane up outside. About 10 minutes later a lady comes in and asks whos Great Dane is outside."Mine" says the man. "My dog has j...
A Farmer Walked Into An Attorney Office… Joke
A farmer walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for adivorce. The attorney asked, "May I help you?" The farmer said,"Yea, I want to get one of those dayvorce'...
I Can’t Feel My Legs! Joke
A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries - "DOC, DOC...I can't feel my legs, I can't feel my legs!!!"Well of course you can't silly!", repli...
New Treasury Bonds Joke
The U.S. Treasury has just announced that it will sell three new types of bonds:1. The Al Gore bond, which has no interest.2. The Monica Lewinsky bond, which has no mat...
A Nun Arrives At The Local Bar Joke
John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and generally feeling good about himself, when a nun suddenly appears at his table and starts decr...
Little Johnny Goes Into A Pharmacy And Asks… Joke
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks the chemist for some rubbers.The chemist puts a pack of rubbers on the counter. Johnny looks at therubbers and asks the chem...
Top Nine Reasons Computers Must Be Female Joke
Picky, picky, picky. They hear what you say, but not what you mean. Beauty is only shell deep. When you ask what's wrong, they say "nothing". Can produce incorrect resu...
A Hundred Dollars Joke
A man comes home drunk in the wee hours of the morningto find his wife angry and waiting for him at the door. "Out drinking again!?" she says."How much money did you sp...
On Gender Differences Joke
The following comments are those of Bill Hall who is a syndicated humor columnist for the Lewiston Morning Tribune in Lewiston, Idaho.Consider bathing, for instance. As...
Rude Doctor! Joke
Mr. Jones gets a call from the hospital. They tell him his wife's been in a terrible car accident. He rushes to the hospital, runs in to the ER and says his wife's been...
Football Math! Joke
A football coach walked into the locker room before a big game, looked over to his star player and said, "I'm not supposed to let you play since you failed math, but we...