Waiter
Sa restaurant alalang alala ang mga waiter dahil sa dami ng mga tao subalit sa isang restaurant may mayabang na tao at lumapit sa waiter at sinabing:
Mayabang: hoy waiter bakit tagal ng order ko?
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Top 15 Latest Tagalog Pinoy Jokes in 2019
Mainit Ang Ulo Ni Bakla
Si Bakla ay pumasok sa parlor shop
Parlor artists: good morning Ma'am! sir pala mag papahupit ho kayo
Bakla: hindi!! mag papa haba ako ng bohuk halika dikitan mo nang dumami at humaba. Pumunta si...
Ano Ang Nakakagulat Na Pagkain
Ano ang nakakagulat na pagkain? Timothy:Ano? Luis:Edi.sabaw tska kanin Guro:Bkt Luis:kasi SOUP RICE (sabaw tska kanin)...
Auntie,mama,papa,Lolo,
Auntie kba?ikaw kase auntienitibok ng puso ko ehh......mama ka ba ? Ikaw kase mamahalin ko ....papa kba ?ikaW kase papakasalan ko....
Ehhh yung Lolo?
Ayun ba ,ikaw kase ang lolokohin ko.......^---^...
Magnanakaw
Berto: pareng Juan mmya gabi akyatin natin bahay ng mag asawang matanda kasi tuwing Sunday wala Sila out of town.
Juan: ayoko pare baka May cctv camera.
Berto: wala pare, hinde sila nag lagay kasi m...
Pasahero Sa Barko
Lumubog ang isang barko at kasama sa mga survivors ang isang Intsik. Narinig nya ang dasal ng isang Pinoy. "Iligtas nyo po kami, Santa Ana, San Jose, Santa Maria, San Isidro, San Gabriel"! Sumabat ang...
English Grammar
Sa isang paaralan ay may isang guro ang tumatawag sa kanyang mga estudyante.
Guro1: hey childs! All of you come here. Childs! Childs!
Narinig ito ng isa pang guro at pinuna siya.
Guro2: Hala nak...
Maliit Ang Boses
Tutoy:Ate Ate bat maliit boses ko? (Boses bata)
Ate: kasi tutoy dka pa binyagan (tule) dun ka nga sa kuya mo May ginagawa ako.
Tutoy: kuya2 bat maliit boses ko?
Kuya: haay nako tutoy dkapa nga tul...
Tagalog Riddle
RIDDLE :
ANG GUMAGAWA NITO AY HINDI NANGANGAILANG NITO.
ANG BUMUBILI NITO AY HINDI NYA MGAGAMIT ITO.
KUN SINO MN ANG ANG MKAKAGAMIT NITO AY HINDI NYA ITO MA PAKIRAMDAMAN O MKIKITA ANU ITO? ...
Umutot Habang Naka Headset
may lalaking kumakain sa restourant, utot na utot na sya ,hindi nya na kayang pigilan.naisip nya na hindi naman siguro mahahalata at hindi naman maririnig ,dahil malakas naman daw ang music kaya sinam...
Kwentong Siopao
Berto: Miss isang siopao nga, yung babaeng siopao ha. Tindera: Babaeng Siopao? Berto: Yung may papel sa ilalim, kumbaga may napkin eh hehe. Tindera: Ah! Ganun ba? ang available lang kasi ngay...
Nang Dahil Sa Kalandian
October 18, 2018
6:25 AM, Friday Boy: Babe, nasaan ka?
Girl: Nasa puso mo. Yiiieee😍 December 15,2018
8:36 AM, Tuesday Girl: Babe, bakit di ka na nagpaparamdam o nagcha-chat sa akin?
...
Gubat At Kanyon
Isang araw nakita ni Juan na nakahubad ang kanyang mga magulang........
Juan: Nay ano yan??? (Dede)
Nanay: Bundok
Juan: Eh ito nay ano to??? (Pepe)
Nanay: Gubat
Juan: sayo naman tay... Ano to????...
Juan At Tatay Na May Tatto
Isang araw nakita ni juan ang kanyang tatay na may tattoo sa noo.Tinanong ni juan kung san galing ang tattoo niya.
TATAY: Sa bundok sa gitna ng bundok ay may bahay sa gitna ng bahay may upuan, umupo ...
Kasal
Isang araw ang mag-jowang Ben at Jane ay nagplano ng magpakasal
Bago ang kasal nasa magkahiwalay ang room nila habang sila ay inaayos na.......
Jane: pwede ku bang makita si Ben?
Make up artist: Ba...
Top 25 Latest English Jokes in 2019
Let’s Swear Joke
Mother calls up stairs, "You boys better get down here and eat your breakfast or you'll be late for school!"As they are ambling down, the 5-year-old turns to the 4-year...
MICHAEL KENNEDY Joke
MICHAEL KENNEDY What's the difference between John Denver and Michael Kennedy? John Denver made it alive out of Aspen. Has Elton John re-written any of his songs ...
A Man In A State Of Excessive Inebriation… Joke
A man in a state of excessive inebriation rolled up at a fairground rifle range booth and threw down the necessary money. The booth operator at first refused to let him...
Mary Came Back From Lunch To Find That All The Girls… Joke
Mary came back from lunch to find that all the girlsin the office had removed their clothes and were lying on the floor naked. She lost no time in taking off her dress ...
Go On A Hiking Trip Joke
Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip. They had gone to bed and were lying there looking up at the sky. Holmes said, "Watson, look up. Wh...
Deep Dark Secrets Joke
At school, a boy is told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, "I know the ...
Ten Things A Cat Thinks About Joke
I could have sworn I heard the can opener. Is there something I'm not getting when humans make noise with their mouths? Why doesn't the government do something about do...
Must Help The Wife Joke
Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. "Boss," he says, "we're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the at...
Idiot Chicken Farmer Joke
An idiot decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens to begin with. A month later he returned to the dealer for another hundred chickens because all...
Locked Car Joke
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger.Blonde#1: I can't seem to get this door unlocked!Blonde#2: Well, yo...
One For The Volunteers Joke
Tennessee folks make fun of their northern Virginian neighbors with this quip: You know why birds fly upside down over Scott County, Virginia? "Cause there ain't nothin...
Wittle Wabbit Joke
A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp: "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbits?" And the shopkeeper gets down on his knees, ...
A Group Of Third, Fourth And Fifth Graders… Joke
A group of third, fourth and fifth graders accompanied by two female teachers went on a field trip to the local race track to learn about thoroughbred horses and th...
Signs You Hired The Wrong Kid To Mow Your Lawn Joke
He shows up with a pair of nail clippers and a Ziploc bag. On the side of his mower you notice the stenciled silhouettes of thirteen cats. Stops frequently to nap insid...
Auto Light Joke
A doctor is making a routine call to one of his elderly patients. He asks, "And how are you doing today, Mr. Johnson?"Mr. Johnson replies, "I feel just fine, doc. But y...
Timberland. Joke
A rich lady from California, who was a tree hugger and a vociferous anti- hunter, purchased a piece of timber land in Oregon. There was a large tree on one of the highe...
GOD’s New Commandment! Joke
NEWS FLASH - GOD ANNOUNCES THE 11TH COMMANDMENT!During a recent staff meeting in Heaven, God, Moses, and Saint Peter concluded that the behavior of Ex-President Clinton...
Gates Vs GM Joke
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated: "If GM had kept up with technology like the ...
Rules For Hunting Lawyers Joke
1. Any person with a valid Washington State hunting license may harvest attorneys.2. Taking of attorneys with traps or deadfalls is permitted. The use of currency as ba...
Murphy’s Laws (5) Joke
Never slap a man who chews tobacco.There are many many more asses in the world than donkeys.Wooden legs are not hereditary, wooden heads are.Free cheese is always in a ...
50 WAYS TO CONFUSE, WORRY, OR JUST SCARE THE PEOPLE IN THE COMPUTER LAB Joke
1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream "Oh my God! They've found me!" and bolt. 2. Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 minutes & then su...
Stupid Insults 17/31 Joke
If he gets any denser, the geocentric theory of the universe will come true. If he had a lobotomy he'd depressurize. If he had another brain, it would be lonely. If he ...
A Guy In A Bar Joke
The bartender asks him "What'll you have?". The guy answers, "A scotch, please". The bartender hands him the drink, and says "That'll be five dollars", to which he repl...
Bartender Help Joke
An armless man walked into a bar which is empty except for the bartender.He ordered a drink and when he was served, asked the bartender if he would get the money from h...
Normal Traffic Stop Joke
The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.Sunday, December 13, 1992Aft...