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SPELLING NG AMBULANCE

TITSER: JUAN SPELL AMBULANCE JUAN: (NAG IISIP ) A....M TITSER : FASTER JUAN : WE WO WE WO MAM ALIS KA JAN BAKA MASAGASAAN KA ...

DULENG NA DRIVER

PASAHERO - pasakay po. magkano po hangang palengke DRIVER NA DULING - 10 pesos lang totoy 'dumukot ang pasahero sa kanyang bulsa tila nagulat ang pasahero 5 pesos lang ang kanyang dalang pera ...

Hugot Kay Crush

crush alam mo ba ginawa yung pagkain para kainin ginawa yung pera para gastosin sana ginawa yung puso mo para sa akin ...

PINOY HENYO

Pedro : tao ba 'to? Juan : hindi Pedro : bagay ba 'to? Juan : oo! oo! Pedro : gamit sa bahay? Juan : oo Pedro : ginagamit sa kusina Juan : oo! oo! Pedro : matalim ba ito? Ju...

Pogi Pero Maganda

juan;itay pinagalitan po ako ng titser ko tatay;bakit anak juan;kasi hinalikan ko po ang seatmate ko atay;masarap ba anak juan; opo tay kasi ang pogi nya...

WRISTBAND

Si Erap naliligo sa banyo ng biglang tumunog ang fire alarm. Dali dali syang bumaba hubot hubad, ng makita sya ng bodyguard nya biglang nagsigaw ng, "Mr. President, may nakalimutan ho ata kayo!" ...

Astronaut

Interview sa mga aplikante bilang astronauts patungong Mars- Intsik, Hapon at Filipino Interviewer(I): Ikaw Intsik anong gusto mo kasi hindi ka na makabalik dito sa mundo. Intsik: Isang milyong dol...

Ang Parrot

isang araw habang naliligo si marya may dumapong parot sa may bintana ng banyo parrot: kita ko maria !! kita komarya!! marya :ikaw ibon ka pagdikatumigil kakalbuhin talaga kita parrot:kita...

Lasing

May isang lasing sa daan. Nakita sya ng pulis! PULIS : Hoy, umuwi kana lasing ka. LASING : Hindi ako lasing! PULIS : Lasing ka! Hindi mo ba ako nakilala? LASING : Nakilala kita. PULIS KA!! ...

PARI AT MADRE

ISANG ARAW SA CR: PARI:SISTER IKAW BA ANG NARIYAN MADRE:OPO FATHER PARI:KUKUNIN KO LANG YUNG TUWALYA KO MADRE:WAIT LANG KASI NAKAPANTY LANG AKO PARI:O SIGE MADRE:PASOK KA NA WALA ...

Away Ni Misis At Mister

mag asawa nag aaway MISIS:TARANTADO KA MISTER:TARANTADO KA RIN MISIS:HAYUP KA MISTER:HAYUP KA RIN MISIS:TANGA KA MISTER;TANGA KA RIN MISIS;SUPOT KA MISTER:WALA NAMANG GANYANAN ...

Boy Tattoo

isang araw sa pumunta ng restaurant si Boy Tattoo Boy Tattoo: Waiter Waiter: ano Po yun? Boy Tattoo: Bigyan Mo nga ako Dito ng isang buong lechon manok at limang boteng beer. Waiter: Sige Po pakih...

Hilot

Nanay: Anak pakitawag nga ang Tatay mo at sabihin hilotin niya ako. Anak na ngongo: Tatay punta ka daw sa kwarto at Iy*tin mo si Nanay. Tatay: Teka lang anak papalakihin ko pa saglit. (Pumunta ang ...

Napaginipan Kita

“Napanaginipan kita kagabi. Nakaupo sa tabi ng ilog, nag-iisa at mukhang mabigat ang loob. Lalapitan sana kita at yayakapin. Pero bigla kang tumayo… at naghugas ng puwet.”...

AKING BUHAY

*TULA* --AKING BUHAY-- Oh Aking nilalangit Nilalangaw pati puwit Kung sa ganda mo ako'y samba Sa utot mo ako'y tumba Kung sa langit ika'y tala Sa lupa ikaw ay tekla Buhok mong paalon alon ...

New Treasury Bonds Joke

The U.S. Treasury has just announced that it will sell three new types of bonds:1. The Al Gore bond, which has no interest.2. The Monica Lewinsky bond, which has no mat...

A Nun Arrives At The Local Bar Joke

John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and generally feeling good about himself, when a nun suddenly appears at his table and starts decr...

Top Nine Reasons Computers Must Be Female Joke

Picky, picky, picky. They hear what you say, but not what you mean. Beauty is only shell deep. When you ask what's wrong, they say "nothing". Can produce incorrect resu...

A Hundred Dollars Joke

A man comes home drunk in the wee hours of the morningto find his wife angry and waiting for him at the door. "Out drinking again!?" she says."How much money did you sp...

On Gender Differences Joke

The following comments are those of Bill Hall who is a syndicated humor columnist for the Lewiston Morning Tribune in Lewiston, Idaho.Consider bathing, for instance. As...

Rude Doctor! Joke

Mr. Jones gets a call from the hospital. They tell him his wife's been in a terrible car accident. He rushes to the hospital, runs in to the ER and says his wife's been...

Football Math! Joke

A football coach walked into the locker room before a big game, looked over to his star player and said, "I'm not supposed to let you play since you failed math, but we...

Paying Bills Joke

Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, a prettygirl asked, "I want to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?""Only one kiss per yard, " r...

Small World Joke

Two men are having an awfully slow round ofgolf because the two ladies in front of themmanaged to get into every sand trap, lake, andrough on the course, and they didn'...

Be Bolder Joke

A young husband with an inferiority complex insisted he was just a little pebble on the beach.The marriage counselor told him, "If you wish to save your marriage, you'd...

How About A Bridal? Joke

"We'd like a room, please," the bloke said, nodding toward his misses. "We were married this morning.""Congratulations," the desk clerk said, "how about the bridal?""No...

Roses

Roses are red Violets are blue A face like yours belong in a zoo Don’t worry I’ll be there too Not in a cage But laughing at you! ...

Suicide Jokes

suicide isnt a joke never act like it is. its real, its scary and its traumatic. think f your favorite person leaving you forever. that is suicide. now after you've read this you should kill yourselve...

Sea Gulls

Why do sea gulls fly over the sea and not the bay? Because if they flew over the bay they would turn into bagels. ...

Can I Smell Something Joke

A guy goes into a bar and seats himself next to a hot looking woman. After a few drinks he musters the courage to talk to her. After a few more drinks and a little conv...

Pirate And Lost Body Parts Joke

A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures on the sea. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg-leg, an hook, and an eye patch. The seaman a...

A Dose Of HMO’s Own Medicine Joke

A doctor, a nurse, and the top executive of an HMO have all died and are in line together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter speaks with them and asks what good each has do...

The 2 Moose Hunters… Joke

These two hunters went moose hunting every year without success.Finally they came up with a foolproof plan. (emphasis on fool)They got themselves a very authentic cow m...

Golf Shorts-4 Joke

1. Q. Why do golfers carry two pairs of trousers with them? A. Just in case they get a hole in one.2. Golfer: "Well, I have never played this badly before!" Caddy: "I d...

Advice From Lawyers Joke

George and Lenny decide to cross North America in a hot air balloon. However, neither were particularly experienced balloonists, and Lenny's mind quickly drifted from n...

Marriage Quotes By Men Joke

I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer. Losing a wife can ...

Explaining His Claim Joke

A farmer who's been involved in a terrible road accident with a large truck ended up in court fighting for a big compensation claim."I understand you're claiming damage...