Liter Coke

Liter Coke


Inday, ilang liter meron ang coke?
INDAY: apat po ma`am.
MA`AM: sigurado ka?
INDAY: opo m`am. Liter c, liter o, liter k, liter e.

MAAM SI PEDRO SINIKO AKO.
MAAM: pedro bakit mo ginawa yon? Hindi mo ba alam na masakit ang MANIko?
PEDRO: masakit pala MANI mo bat ka p pumasok.

PEDRO: pare meron akong ka eyebol mamaya. Ano kayang itsura nya? Kamukha daw ng celebrity na ang palayaw ay SHA.
JUAN: swerte mo pare! Baka si shaina magdayao o sharon cuneta.
PAGKATAPOS NG EYEBOL UMUWI SI PEDRO.
JUAN: musta pare, bakit malungkot ka.
PEDRO: dioniSHA pare, dioniSHA.

GANYAN ANG JOKE. GUSTO NYO PA?








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