- Cashew Nut. Don’t tell me you’re sorry Cashew Nut. ~ (UNFAITHFUL-Rihanna)
- Ginabing Kokey. Just dance, ginabing kokey. Dadoodoom. (JUST DANCE-Lady Gaga)
- Come back to me. Come back to me bok ang puso. Wala ka ng magagawa kundi sundin ito.
- Kangkong, Kangkong, Greenwich, Tomato. New York..kangkong, kangkong, greenwich, tomato. Now you’re in New York! New York! (EMPIRE STATE OF MIND- Alicia Keys)
- Sinigang. Sinigaaang! Sandal ka lang. At wag mong pipigilan.~
- Solusyon. Solusyon, sa Visayas, at sa Mindanao! (WOWOWEE Theme Song)
- Civil War. Civil war ang tunay na mahirap. Civil war ang tunay na may malasakit. (MANNY VILLAR Campaign song)
- Inday. Indaaaaaay will always love you. (I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU-Whitney Houston)
- Avril Lavigne. Avril Lavigne yooou forever. Deep inside my heart it’s yooou forever. (FOREVER-Damage)
10. Ay Dyusko! Ay dyusko to say I love you, Ay dyusko to say how much I care. (I JUST CALLED TO SAY I LOVE YOU-Stevie Wonder)
11. Phone na Nokia. Phone na Nokia, di sinasadya. Di kayang magtapat ang puso ko.
12. Kamuning. Kamuning get me, get me, get me. Baby i’m yours. Kaamuning get me.
13. Russian Patay. Wise men say, only fools Russian, patay can’t help, fallin in love with you.
14. Terminal. Terminal..every now and then i get a little bit lonely.. (TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE HEART)
15. Alfred. Alfred my wings and i learned how to fly..
16. Bumili ng bagong folding bed. Bumili ng bagong folding bed (MAD AT YOU- Neyo).
17. Pikachu. No, I don’t wanna go to bed (pikachu). (MAD AT YOU- Neyo)
18. Fire, apoy. If fire apoy, I think I could understand. (IF I WERE A BOY- Beyonce)
19. River boat. River boat young when I first saw you. I close my eyes. (LOVE STORY- Taylor Swift)
20. Lady Gaga. Kung Lady Gaga ka.. sa piling ng iba..
21. Para, Mamang Taxi. I’m your biggest fan, I’ll follow you until you love me. Para, mamang taxi. (PAPARAZZI- Lady Gaga)
22. Nido Gatas. I Nido boo, gatas see you boo.. and the hearts all over the world tonight. said the hearts all over the world tonight.
23. I-autoload mo ako. How much? Magkano? Nothing’s gonna change my love for you, i-autoload mo ko. how much? magkano?
24. Soon to Open: Pan de Manila. Uno, dos, tres, soon to open Pan de Manila.
25. Pritong Saba, Pritong Mani, Sinigang, Kare-kare. Pritong saba, pritong mani, sinigang, kare-kare. Hallelu– Hallelujah.
26. Tagabitbit Putobumbong. Tagabitbit. Tagabitbit. Tagabet bet bet bet bet. Putobumbong. putobumbong. Putobumbong.
27. Kabag Again. Now i’m speechless, over the edge of this breathless. I never thought that I would catch this, the kabag again.
28. Melon, Kangkong, Mais, Gulaman, Talong. Melon kangkang mais gulaman. Maari bang mag-talong?
29. Medicine. Bayang magiliw.. medi-cine.
30. Kinurot ko. Kinurut-kurot ko pa. Kinurot ko. Kinurut-kurot ko pa. (intro – always be my baby – mariah)
31. The Hill and Cow. The hill and cow ang sigaw ng puso ko. Ikaw ang nasa isip ko.
32. Honda. Honda first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me.
33. Honda ulit! Honda wings of love! Up and above the clouds the only way to fly, is Honda Wings of Love.
34. Pacquiao. But it’s over now. Come on and take Pacquiaooo.
35. Lasengga. All lasengga ladies. All lasengga ladies. Put your hands up!
36. Twenty-one. 7 + 7 + 7.. Twenty-one.. 7 x 7 x 7, yan ang hindi ko alam!
37. BDO. Watch me on your BDO Phone. BDO phone.
38. Dina Bonnevie, Gary V. Dina Bonnevie my lover, Gary V with my friends.
39. Lactum. I Lactum move it move it!
41. Pulis may wang-wang. Pulis may wang-wang-wang! Shorty fire burning on the dance floor. Ooh~
42. Tuna Pie. Tuna pie, tuna limit, tuna wall~ for a chance to be with you i’d rather risk it all. Tuna pie, tuna fever come what may! ~
43. China. Chinaaa~ ika’y muling makita ko. Damhin ang tibok ng puso mo.
44. Buko Shake. Voulez buko shake avec moi ce soir. Voulez buko shake avec moi ye ye ye ye.
45. Mighty Mouse. Mighty mouse outside Chicago. Can’t stop driving I don’t know why~
46. Brunei. May nagmamahal, aakay sa’yo. Aking Brunei ikaw ang nagbig*y ng buhay kooo~
47. What can be? What can be? bitiw bigla. What can be? bitiw bigla. Higpitan lang ang yong kapit..
48. Coca Cola. Coca cola na lang sana ang iyong minahal, di ka na muling mag-iisa.
49. We were Aswang. We were aswang babe. For a moment in time.
50. Little Manuel. I’m not crazy, I’m just a little manuel. I know, right know you can’t tell.
51. Abby. Abby loving you~ forever! Deep inside my heart its you. Forever.
52. Lesbians. So lesbians, lesbians for love. Lesbians, lesbians tonight!
53. I’m a friend. I’m a friend to fly. and I don’t know why?
54. Korina – Mar Roxas. Oooh~ ooh~ Korina-Mar Roxas.
55. MOA. Girl you know MOAAA, girl you know MOAAA. (birthday s*x)
56. Thesis. Thesis the moment, my final test.
57. Cheesy palaman sa tasty. No he can’t read my p***r face (cheesy-palaman-sa-tasty). popop***r face popop***r face.
58. New Zealand. New Zealand ka sa mundong ito. Laking tuwa ng magulang mo.
59. Knock knock. Knock knockaligo ka na ba sa dagat ng basura?
60. Canada. Nakaligo Canada sa dagat ng basura? (OMFVillar! WTF! LSS!)
61. Joana. I joana close my eyes! I joanna fall asleep.
62. P***y Cat. Mag-p***ycat! mag-p***ycat. Dito sa showtime lahat tayo p***ycat!
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knock knock
whos there?
neigbhor..
neigbhor who?
neigbhor mind i’ll find, someone like youuuuu
nice knock knock
“Banal na baso, sandok at plato
Binabato ako hi*ihi*i – inspired by gf”
(Saw this comment on YouTube by ClaMitch TV and just wanted to share ?)
Knock knock
Who’s there
Sinong sumira ng washing machine
Sinong sumira ng Washing machine who
Edi….. si sponge bob..
Sinong sumira ng Washing machine sponge bob square pants!??
This is all lit!
Ayyy grabe natawa ako haha??
D ko po gets yung #29?Bayang magiliw…Medi-cine?
bayang magiliw. ready? sing.
Ready sing
???????
Hahhahaha Very funny
Guys ano po sagot sa english ng dalawang bibe naglalakd ng mabilis paki sagot po salamat
Two duck walking
Tinu-two-geese (kahit di gansa maipush lang hahaha) ?
Grabe halos lahat ng joke mabenta sakin yung tawa ko daig pa ang lasing eh hahahha
hahahahahahahahahaahahahahahhahaahahahahahah haba ng tawa ko
Nakakatawa naman this page
Love this?
Ang ganda pero di ko gets hhhahaha☺☺☺????
Hi! I had a lot of fun reading those knock knock jokes. Thanks for making me smile and laugh. 🙂
BTW, I think the title of knock knock number 1 is Take a bow and not Unfaithful. But still you made my day!
di ko gets ……. di ko to talga gets.. >u<
Nakakatawa po ito kaya nanalo ako sa knock knock joke contest hahaha
pakyou
corny mo tanga sinungaleng
Hahaa Ganda lahat!:)
saket sa lungs
HAPPY KO
Malaki!! Mapula!! Namamasa!!!
Pakwan
Astig
Ang ganda
ang corny nya~
Ang corny naman ._.
simple.
Funny ^_^
Ang Korni. -_-
it was really funny
Benta
Magbig*y nga po kayo ng halimbawa ng gintong aral na knock knock
Atsup pero wla ko kasabot sa uban 🙂
knock knock!!!
whos there?
amoy ni juan..
amoy ni juan who???
amoy ni juan call away i'll be trere to save the day
superman got nothing on me amoy ni juan call away
Ayy kabeerg! HAHAHAHAHAHHA
HAHAHAHHA BENTA ???
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahasobra akong natawa:-):-D
hahahhaa naks!!
Ky Ky angas mo ah!!!
Knock knock
Demo
Demo who?
Demo alam dahil sa'yo ako'y di makakain di rin makatulog buhat ng iyong lokohin
Knock knock
Dandelion
Dandelion who?
I got the eye of the tiger, a fighter, dancing through the fire
'Cause I am a champion and you're gonna hear me roar
Louder, louder DANDELION
'Cause I am a champion and you're gonna hear me roar
Knock knock
Uwang
Uwang who?
Uwang galing galing kong sumayaw galing kong gumalaw
Knock knock
Mocha
Mocha who?
Kamocha mo si paraluman
Noong tayo ay bata pa
Knock!Knock!
Who's there?
MENTOS
MENTOS who?
MENTOS,my knees,my shoulder,myhead…..
hahaha
..
Knock knock Whose There ?
HIHO .. HIHO Who ?
Hiho You are the Reason That I Live .. ( JIHO)
ganda
hahah Astig
Bag*y
Ede wow
Add a reply …
Ricky Tablatin ulol mo
Sistioso Dan p**a ka loko
corny mo mukha kang bulbulin na talampakan
kikyam
suntukan typ p**a ka
p**a ka ing*y mo
p**a ang corny
knock knock!
who's there?
ikaw ba si anti?
ikaw ba si anti who?
anti-nitibok ng puso ko!!1
Not unfaithful. Take a bow.
hahahA tawa
Pia Zoleta nice kua hahahaha XD
olryt
Knock knock?
Who's there?
Weirdo
Weirdo who?
Weirdo broken hearts go? Can they find their way home….
ķnock knock wala kung maisip haha pero galjng siya
1. Take a bow 🙂
Knock knock who's there DERRICK ROSE DERRICK ROSE WHO DERRICK ROSE UP IN THE SKY DERRICK ROSE BEYOND THE CLOUDS
@mMichelle Ellaine Fernando
knock knock
whos there?
32
32 who?
talk 32 me..
first person:knock knock
second person:whos there?
first person:naruto
second person:naruto who?
naruto ako nag iisa nag lalakbay sa gitna ng dilim
first person:knock knock
second person:whos there?
first person:bying
second person:bying who?
ikaw ang pag-ibig na binig*y sa akin ng may kapal -bying constantino!
knock knock
whos there?
kutsilyo
kutsilyo who?
tooo muchlove kutsilyo
knock knock!!
who's there?
google
google who??
tottotoottooo google google (wiggle)
KNOCK KNOCK 😉 😉 😉
WHO'S THERE
Mico's
Mico's Who !!
Mico's of you my life has change thank you for the loving and enjoy your bring
Galing
LAFTRIP TO HAHAHHAHAHA
KNOCK KNOCK !!!!
WHO'S THERE ???
TOOTHPICK
TOOTHPICK WHO?
boom karakaraka wag nang mag patoothpicktoothpick pa 🙂
YUNG TOTOO natawa ako, djk. ok nayan
say cheese!
Can i have your daughter for the rest of my life, say cheese, say cheese 😀
KNOCK KNOCK !!!!
WHO'S THERE ???
kare-kare..
Kare-kare who ?
Kare-kareng bukid lilipad-lipad. 🙂
Knock knock
Who's there?
Ako at ang aso ko ay magkasimba.
Ako at ang aso ko ay magkasimba who?
Bwahahaha. Kasimbaho mo pala aso mo eh.
Liked
Knock2x
Who's there
Tikoy
Tikoy who?
Tikoy kayang tanggapin na mawawala ka saakin
knock knock
whos there
lady gaga
lady gaga who
kung lady gaga ka sa piling ng iba 🙂
Knock2
Who`s there?
SAGING
SAGING who?
tumingin SAGINg mata 🙂
nggqqqeeeekkkkk 0.o
Knock-knock…
who's There?
Coca-cola…
Coca-cola who?
Coca-cola na lang sana ang iyong minahal, di ka muling luluha pa….
They liked it
Knock Knock
Whos there ??
DVD
DVD kay tatay DVD kay nanay ayaw ni tito at ni tita .. (*di pwede – MAHAL KITA PERO by Janella Salvador*)
Knock Knock!!
Who's There??
"Miridith"
"Miridith who???
MIRIDITH girl MIRIDITH anyway (Rude By Magic 😀
like it
corny haha jke lang PWEDE nayan (Y)
knock knock
who's there
kaldero
kaldero who?
mahal kita kaldero ( mahal kita pero ) haha xD funny !
knock knock
whos there naruto
naruto ako na lagi lang nakatingin sa mga ulap at bituin
Knock knock
Whos's there?
Alcohol
alcohol who?
.
Alcohol ikaw ay akin nag tatampo sa akin paningin
panti mo
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sana close
Sana close who?
Sana close is coming to town hahaha! 🙂
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Gumaga-gapang
gumagapang who?
Gumagapang pang pang pang wiggle wiggle haha
knock knock.!
whos thre?
HINIWANG PUSIT..!
HINIWANG PUSIT WHO??
di mo na mababwing HINIWANG PUSIT sa mga salitang binitiwan moh:)) hahahXD
Knock Knock !
Sembreak !
Sembreak Who ..?
Can i have your daughter for the rest of my life , SEMBREAK SEMBREAK (RUDE by Magic)
knock knock
who's there?
ha maluya
ha maluya who?
its raining men ha maluya
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Singhot-singhot (action na sinisipon)
Singhot-singhot who?
Nang ika'y hanapin (singhot-singhot)….
hahaha kulit
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The Hill And Cow.
The Hill and Cow who?
The Hill And Cow ang sigaw ng puso ko, ikaw ang nasa isip ko..
Knock knock
Who's there?
SAFARI
Safari who?
Got my hands up they're playing my song, you know I'm gonna be okay. Yeaahh, it's SAFARI in the USA ☺
Korni poh,he he
knock knock
whos there
honeybee
honeybee who ?
HONEY be your boy friend ? 😀
Finuck u ang pota! XD
hahhaha halos mabaliw na ako sa kakatawa!!!!!!!!!!! ♥♥♥
John Samuel
Knock knock
who's there?
Chem boy
Chem boy who?
sige i CHEMBOY
sige i CHEMBOY
i CHEMBOY mo all around
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Weteng?
Weteng who?
I'll be weteng for you here inside my heart I'm the one who wants to love you more!
Knock Knock
who's There?
maba
MABA WHO?
KA!
Knock knock?
Who's There?
To see you want too.
To see you want too who?
Ooooh Woooh! To see you want too.
widjet
"whose" juice colored.
Pakamatay ba po.
:like:
okey .. lols =p
Knock knock
whos there?
latigo
latigo who?
Latigo latigo can hold you back enymore hahahahahah (Frozen
Knock knock
Hus der
Sitaw
sitaw hu??
sitaw sitaw wer rocking the boat
sitaw sitaw wer rocking the boat
Knock knock
Hus der
Sitaw
sitaw hu??
sitaw sitaw wer rocking the boat
sitaw sitaw wer rocking the boat
Ronan Villanueva Cause It's Funny…. n*ob
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Daisy
Daisy Who?
Dai Sy Me Crying!
R.I.P cornbits
what dafuq are you talking about?!
Knock Knock
Whose there
Hoo-hoo ha ha
Hoo hoo ha ha who?
WAHAHAHAHA!! May kausap akong unggoy!! XD
R.I.P Spelling "Whose"?
NAPOLES: Knock Knock
PNOY: Whose there?
N: PORK BARREL
P: Pork Barrel who?
N: What does the fox say?? Ringdegedingdingding~~
P: Asan ang Pork Barrel?
N: HINDI KO PO ALAM.
Knock-knock
Whose there?
SINONG SUMIRA NG WASHING MACHINE
who?
SINONG SUMIRA NG WASHING MACHINE? SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!! XD
oh tapos? xD
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Justin Bieber,Justin Timberlake,Frozen,Baked,Gate..
Justin Bieber,Justin Timberlake,Frozen,Baked,Gate who?
Justin Bieber reason,Justin Timberlake's enough.Just a second were not Frozen just Baked and we can learn to love a gate!
katawa
knock knock
whos there
akoy magtata
akoy matata who
hahahahahahahahah.magtataho ka pla eh
knock knock
whos there
duling si aga
duling si aga who?
mag exercise tayo duling si aga duling si aga AHAHAHAHAHA
knock knock..
who's there
MENTOS
Mentos who..?? Mentos my knees my shoulder my head..!! 🙂
knock knock
who's there
conjuring
conjuring who. conjuring during para matunaw ang taba
hahaXD funy
paulit ulet??
Knock knock
f**k u
nakakatawa grabe
walae po
knock knock!! who's there? egg white !!! egg white who?? Magkalayong EGG WHITE gagawin ang lahat
knock knock!! who's there? egg white !!! egg white who?? Magkalayong EGG WHITE gagawin ang lahat
knock knock!! who's there? egg white !!! egg white who?? Magkalayong EGG WHITE gagawin ang lahat
Who ???
HAHAHA !
korneyy..
knock knock
who's there?
ako maba
ako maba-who!?
hahahaha! mabaho ka pala eh!
XD XD XD XD XD
nice cute kya hahhah..XD.
^_^ astig!
astig! tawa much! 😀