Bawal Ang Bisaya Sa Langit


May tatlong Bisaya namatay at pumunta sa langit.
Nakita nila si San Pedro sa pintuan

SAN PEDRO: Sorry pero bawal ang Bisaya dito sa langit. Patunayan niyo muna na di kayo Bisaya.

*kinausap ang unang Bisaya*

SAN PEDRO: Bisaya ka ba?
BISAYA 1: Hindi pu
*hindi nakapasok

*kinausap ang ikalawang Bisaya
SAN PEDRO: Bisaya ka ba?
BISAYA 2: Hindi po
SAN PEDRO: San ka nakatira?
BISAYA 2: Sa Antipulu
*hindi nakapasok

*kinausap ang ikatlong Bisaya

SAN PEDRO: Bisaya ka ba?
BISAYA 3: Hindi po
SAN PEDRO: San ka nakatira?
BISAYA 3: Sa Manila po
SAN PEDRO: Sige pwede ka pumasok dito sa langit

*habang papasok na ang pangatlong Bisaya, napasigaw siya sa saya
BISAYA 3: YISSSSS!

From Pareng Kevin of Antipolo City








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