All About Marriage

All About Marriage

Fact   or fiction (you make the   call):            
1.   Marriages   are made in heaven. But so again, are  thunder and lightning.            
2.   After  marriage, husband and wife become two  sides of a coin… they can’t face each   other, but, they  still  stay together.            
3.   Married   life is very frustrating.          
.In the first year   of marriage, the man speaks and the woman   listens.          
.In the second year, the woman speaks  and the man listens.              
.In the third year, they   both speak and the neighbours listen..            
4. When a   man opens the door of his car for his wife, you   canbe sure of one thing:  either the car is  new or the wife is.            
5.   Marriage  is when a man and woman become as one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which   one.            
6.   Before   marriage, a man will lie awake all night   thinking about something she says. After  marriage, he will fall asleep before she  finish.            
7.   Every  man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook.  But  the law allows only one  wife.              
8.   They  say when a man holds a woman’s hand before   marriage, that is LOVE. After marriage, that is  SELF DEFENSE.            
9.   A wife  becomes a “S*X OBJECT” when every time the   husband asks for s*x she  objects!                
10.   Marriage  is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.              
11.   There   are  two   four-letter words that are  offensive to men in marriage : “don’t” and   “stop”,   unless, they are used  together (“don’t stop”).
12.   Marriage   is an institution where the man loses his Bachelor’s Degree  and the woman gets  her Master’s   Degree.
13.   In   marriage, a man can have words with his wife, but, a woman can have paragraphs with her   husband.
14.   Marriage  is love. Love is blind.
Therefore, marriage is an institution for the  blind.
15.   There   are 3 stages of S*X in a married life:  
Tri-weekly, try weekly and try  weakly.
16.   LOVE is a   long sweet dream; MARRIAGE is the alarm  clock.
17.   When a  newly married man looks happy, we know why.
But,  when a 10-year married man  looks happy,  we wonder why.
18.   Marriage  is not a word. It is a sentence … a LIFE SENTENCE.

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