Your’re A Redneck If… Joke

Your’re A Redneck If… Joke


You’re a redneck if…-You have more fingers than you do teeth-You cut your gra*s and find a car-You consider Denny’s a Fancy Resturant-Your best Suit contains more than 5 colors-Your age is higher than your I.Q.-Your favorite pickup line is “Does this look infected to you?”-You ask your wife wheather the spot on your neck is a boil or a mole and she replies “Its a gummy bear.”-You have a family reunion and everyone in town shows up.-You say “Watch this” everytime before you goto the hospital.-Your wife and ex-wife are sisters.

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