What We Say, And What We Actually Mean – Wordplay Jokes

What we say, and what we actually mean.
lol = I didn’t smile but I do appreciate the humour of the event in question.
rofl = I smiled a tiny bit, and I also made a strange noise from my nose.
lmao = I smiled, and made that strange noise again, this time in a higher pitch.
omgroflmao = I actually laughed.