Two cannibals come across a missionary in the jungle. After killing the man, they decide to split the body evenly. “Look,” said one cannibal. “I’ll start at the head, and you start at the feet, and we’ll meet in the middle.”
So the two begin to devour the man’s body. After a short while, the cannibal at the head looks up and says, “How’s it going down there?”
“I’m having a ball!” replied the other.
“No!” shouted the first cannibal. “You’re eating too fast!”