There Was A Little Old Man Who Had A Bit Of A Speech Impediment… Joke

There Was A Little Old Man Who Had A Bit Of A Speech Impediment… Joke


There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment.One day he went shopping, his first stop was at a hardware store.He went up to the shop a*sistant and asked “Could I have a f**ketplease?”The a*sistant asked”Pardon sir?”.”Can I have a f**ket please?” Replied the man. “Oh you mean a bucket!” The shop a*sistant replied.The old man said “Yes, that’s what I said”. So the man paid for hisbucket and went into the antique shop. In the antique shop he went to the cashier and asked -“Can I have a c**k please?” The cashier looked very puzzled and asked “Pardon?”. The man again asked “Can I have a c**k please?” The cashier replied “Oh you mean a clock! – yes certainly sir.” So he paid for the clock and walked out of the shop. The next stop was to the bakers. He went to the a*sistant andasked “Can I have a bum please?” The a*sistant said “Sorry sir what did you say?”. So he repeated himself “Can I have a bum please?”. The a*sistant said ” Oh right, you mean a bun!”. The old man said “Yes that’s what I said in the first place.”So the man bought a bun and walked out of the shop. As he was walking down the street a little old lady came up tohim and asked “Excuse me sir, but do you know the time?”The man replied “Yes certainly, hold my bum and f**ket whileI get my c**k out.”

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