The Top Bad Excuses For Speeding Joke

The Top Bad Excuses For Speeding Joke

“This is my tryout for Nascar.” “I’ve got to get back to Amish Country before they realize that I am missing.” “That McDonald’s offer is for a Limited Time only and buddy, that could run out at ANYTIME!” “I’m trying to rush home for the new Hanson video debut on MTV.” “Cause those Gorditas rule.” “Uh-Oh..Wapner’s on…I’m an excellent driver.” “Trying to see how fast a Yugo can go.” “Umm..I’m drunk?” “Trying to outrun the radio signal that is playing that lousy Alannis Morisette “Uninvited” song!”

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