Calls people to ask them their phone number. Can be outwitted by a jar of Marshmallow Fluff. Can discern facts and form predictions with the acumen of an economist. Can easily be confused with facts. Can only remember her old pa*swords. Can only shoot pool with a left-handed cue stick. Can’t distinguish jacking off and stropping a razor. Can’t find log base two of 65536 without a calculator. Can’t program his way out of a for-loop. Car’s only got three wheels, and one’s going flat. Carrier wave unmodulated. Carries a tire gauge in her purse. Cart can’t hold all the groceries. Cauliflower for brains. Changes hands and picks up a stroke. Charming as a carbuncle. Cheats when filling out opinion polls. Cheezwiz for brains. Chimney’s clogged. Clock doesn’t have all its numbers. Collects cards for Craig. Communications with him is limited to ping. Confused as a baby in a topless bar. Consumes hard drugs as vitamins. Contributes to collections like this one without searching first to see if their little gem is already listed. Contributes to the population problem. Could be considered a plant if he developed photrophic motility. Could only be loved/missed if the minister read someone else’s eulogy. Couldn’t balance a checkbook if Einstein helped. Couldn’t count to 21 if he were barefoot and without pants.
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