Speaking to the wife last night I said “Honey, I’ve got some really good news, honestly you’ll love it… And some bad news…”
“Erm… Okay. The good news first” She replied.
“Well, the good news is that we have just received one hundred thousand pounds” I said.
“What?! Wow! Oh my god. What’s the bad news then?” She asked unable to contain her excitement.
“Your Mum’s dead. She left it in her will…”
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