Song snippets re-written in Olde English:
Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star:
Scintillate, Scintillate, globule vivific,
Fain would I fathom thy nature specific,
Loftily poised in the ether capacious,
Strongly resembling a gem carbonacious.
Scinitillate, Scintillate, globule vivific,
Fain would I fathom thy nature specific.
My frozen dairy bevarage bringeth all the gentlefolk to the yard, and they claim:
‘Surely ’tis better than thine! Surely ’tis better than thine!’
I’d instruct you, though I must levy a fee.
Baby Got Back:
I enjoy large posteriors
and I am unable to decieve.
Hot in Herre:
The temperature seems to have risen
Promptly remove thine clothing.
They observe me using my automobile.
They are prejudiced.
Raise your hands into the air and flail them about.
As if there were no repurcussions.
Do not make your present situation worse
Attain a melancholy tune and elevate its virtue.