Song Snippets Re-Written In Olde English: Twinkle,… – Stupid Jokes


Song snippets re-written in Olde English:
Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star:
Scintillate, Scintillate, globule vivific,
Fain would I fathom thy nature specific,
Loftily poised in the ether capacious,
Strongly resembling a gem carbonacious.
Scinitillate, Scintillate, globule vivific,
Fain would I fathom thy nature specific.
Milkshake:
My frozen dairy bevarage bringeth all the gentlefolk to the yard, and they claim:
‘Surely ’tis better than thine! Surely ’tis better than thine!’
I’d instruct you, though I must levy a fee.
Baby Got Back:
I enjoy large posteriors
and I am unable to decieve.
Hot in Herre:
The temperature seems to have risen
Promptly remove thine clothing.
Ridin’:
They observe me using my automobile.
They are prejudiced.
Atliens:
Raise your hands into the air and flail them about.
As if there were no repurcussions.
Hey Jude:
Greetings, Jude.
Do not make your present situation worse
Attain a melancholy tune and elevate its virtue.




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