Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, “What do you want for your birthday?” Smitty says, “I want to get laid.”So Harry takes Smitty to a parrot w***e house, gives him a hundred bucks, and Smitty goes upstairs with a hot-looking parrot w***e.After a few minutes, Harry hears really loud screeching and squawking, so he runs upstairs and into the room.There’s Smitty, holding down the w***e parrot and yanking out her colorful feathers.”Harry, says Smitty, what the hell are you doing?”Smitty says, “For a hundred bucks I want her nude!”
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