Smitty The Parrot’s Birthday Joke

Smitty The Parrot’s Birthday Joke

Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, “What do you want for your birthday?” Smitty says, “I want to get laid.”So Harry takes Smitty to a parrot w***e house, gives him a hundred bucks, and Smitty goes upstairs with a hot-looking parrot w***e.After a few minutes, Harry hears really loud screeching and squawking, so he runs upstairs and into the room.There’s Smitty, holding down the w***e parrot and yanking out her colorful feathers.”Harry, says Smitty, what the hell are you doing?”Smitty says, “For a hundred bucks I want her nude!”

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