Signs And Notices 09 Joke

Signs And Notices 09 Joke


These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in an office: “We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left.” Sign in a veterinary’s waiting room: “Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!” Sign on music teachers’ door: “Out Chopin.” Sign at the electic company: “We would be delighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don’t, you will be.” Sign in beauty shop window: “Dye now!” Sign on a garbage truck: “We’ve got what it takes to take what you’ve got.” Sign at a computer store: “Out for a quick byte.” Sign on restaurant window: “Don’t stand there and be hungry. Come in and get fed up.” Sign in a bowling alley: “Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop.”

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