Real News Headlines 07 Joke

Real News Headlines 07 Joke

These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Whatever Their motives, Moms Who Kill Kids still Shock Us: Holland Sentinal, date unknown. Survey Finds Dirtier Subways After Cleaning Jobs Were Cut: The New York Times, November 22 Larger Kangaroos Leap Farther, Researchers Find: The Los Angeles Times, November 2 ‘Light’ meals are lower in fat, calories: Huntington Herald-Dispatch, November 30 Alcohol ads promote drinking: The Hartford Courant, November 18 Malls try to attract shoppers: The Baltimore Sun, October 22 Official: Only rain will cure drought: The Herald-News, Westpost, Ma*sachusetts Teen-age girls often have babies fathered by men: The Sunday Oregonian, September 24 Low Wages Said Key to Poverty: Newsday, July 11

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