Q: What’s the national bird of Iraq? A: DUCK! ——————————————————————————– Q: What’s the fastest way to break up a bingo game in Baghdad? A: You shout out, “B-52” ——————————————————————————– The latest from Saudi Arabia and Baghdad is that : Americans claim they have air superiority over Iraq. Iraqis claim they have air superiority over Iran. ——————————————————————————– Q: Why doesn’t Saddam go out drinking? A: Why should he when he can get bombed at home? ——————————————————————————– Q: What does Saddam Hussein have in common with Fred Flinstone? A: They both can look out of their window and see rubble! ——————————————————————————– Q: Have you heard about the new Royal Iraqi Air Force exercise program? A: Each morning you raise your hands above your head and leave them there. ——————————————————————————– Q: What should Iraq get for its air defense system? A: A refund. ——————————————————————————– Q: Who is an Iraqi Hero? A: He’s the one that waited thirty seconds before he surrendered.
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