Products We Could Do Without! Joke

Products We Could Do Without! Joke

Fingernail Clippers:That’s why we have teeth.Makeup That is Tattooed on:You might love that green eyeliner now, but what about when you’re fifty?Colored Elastics For Braces:As if the braces didn’t make your mouth stand out enough.Inflatable Furniture:Nothing boosts the ego more than sitting on a couch and popping it.Crayons That Smell:Oh, good, let’s give kids another reason to eat them.Fake Eyelashes:You shouldn’t be able to braid your eyelashes.The Epilady:Pulling hair out by the roots is masochistic.Those Crocheted Kleenex Box Covers:Kleenex does not get chilly.Rubber Clothing:Because you shouldn’t bounce if you fall down the stairs.Doggie Sweaters:Fido is not Mr. Rogers, nor does he want to be Mr. Rogers.Thong underwear:Nothing leads to insanity faster than a perpetual wedgie.

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