Once, a farmer had 3 beautiful daughters. One night, each one of these daughters was waiting for their dates to show up. The farmer had never met these dates before, and decided to greet them at the door with a shotgun to see if they were good enough for his daughters. The first date showed up and the farmer greeted him at the door with his shotgun.
The date said “Hi I’m Joe, I’m here for Flo, we’re going to the show, is she ready to go?”. The farmer liked this date, and sent Joe and Flo on their way.
The second date shows up and the farmer greets him with his shotgun. The date says “Hi I’m Eddie, i’m here for Betty, we’re gunna get some spaghetti, is she ready?”. The farmer liked this date too, and sent Eddie and Betty on their way.
The third date shows up and once again the farmer greets him with a shotgun. The date says “Hi I’m Chuck…”, and the farmer shot him…