Okay, so I’m eating out with the wife at some restaurant and I’m sporting my new Van Heusen dinner jacket. I happen to be quite proud of it, but she just wouldn’t stop moaning…
“I just think you look… silly, you look silly” She said, tucking into her salad.
“What?! Cost me 120 this did…”
“I know, I just think it’s a little bit dressy…”
This made me furious; “That’s ludicrous, I spent a bomb on this jacket and- That’s it! Im leaving!”
So in a fit of rage I grabbed my Big Mac and stormed out.