Never work with your girlfriend!
I met mine at work.
I mean, at first there’s the bonuses like getting to stare at her hot body all day and sneaking off for a quickie in the toilets.
But then there are the downsides – She always asks me stupid questions, tries to show me off to her friends, leaves me annoying presents on my desk and writes me barely hidden messages in her reports…
And having to give her detention.