My Wife Was Going Away For The Weekend, And As She… – Sayings Jokes

My Wife Was Going Away For The Weekend, And As She… – Sayings Jokes


My wife was going away for the weekend, and as she left she kissed me on the cheek and said: “Be Good”.
As she closed the door, I chuckled under my breath; “While the cats away, the mice can play.”
I spent all weekend playing with my pet mice. It was lovely.








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