My Wife Put My Dinner In Front Of Me – Stupid Jokes



My wife put my dinner in front of me. I looked at it, then picked it up, threw it at the wall and screamed, “I WOULDN’T FEED THAT TO A PIG!”
Terrified, and crying her eyes out, she said, “Err, …why not?”
I said, “BECAUSE IT’S PORK AND THAT WOULD BE CANNIBALISM!
…now can I have another plate please, sweetheart?”




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