My wife and kids couldn’t sleep last night because of the constant sound of police sirens and helicopters.
At 3am this morning she screamed something but I couldn’t quite make out what she was saying through all the noise.
An hour later I turned around and saw her standing in the doorway clutching the hands of our crying children.
I reluctantly pressed pause on my Xbox and said, “I’m on the last level, happy now?”
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