My Mum Had A Party At Her House Last Night – Sayings Jokes

My Mum Had A Party At Her House Last Night – Sayings Jokes


My mum had a party at her house last night. I went into the kitchen at one point to find her with her tongue down her new boyfriend’s throat. I said, “Get a broom.”
She said, “Don’t you mean ‘Get a room’?”
I said, “No. I’ve dropped some Monster Munch on your new carpet.”








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