My blonde girlfriend was staring out of window earlier. After 10 minutes she stood up confidently, and I had no idea why.
‘what were you doing?’ I asked.
‘I’ve cracked it!’ she said. ‘I told my careers advisor that I wanted to work in IT!’
‘what’s that got to do with you staring there?’
‘you’re so silly. He said I should first master using windows.’
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