1. I want you almost as much as I want world peace.2. You can forget about going to heaven because it’s sin to look that good.3. We both know that I am going to follow you home anyway, so why don’t you just come along peacefully?4. I envy your lipstick.5. I just want to be loved – is that so wrong?6. You remind me of an ice cold Pepsi – I’ve just gotta have it.7. Do you believe in the hereafter? Good, then you know what I’m here after.8. If I had eleven roses and you, I’d have a dozen.9. Baby, you look so sweet you’re giving me a cavity.10. Is it me or am I gorgeous?11. I’d even marry your dog just to be related to you.
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