Actual bloopers found on church bulletin boards:Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.Miss Charlene Mason sang, “I Will Not Pass This Way Again,” giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.Ladies, don’t forget the rummage sale. It is a good chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.Next Sunday is the family hayride and bonfire at the Taylors. Bring your own hot dogs and guns. Friends are welcome! Everyone come for a fun time.The peace-making meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict.The sermon this morning: Jesus Walks on the Water.The sermon tonight: Searching for Jesus.Barbara C. remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack’s sermons.The ‘Over 60s Choir’ will be disbanded for the summer with the thanks of the entire church.Missionary from Africa speaking at Calvary Memorial Church in Racine.Name: Bertha Belch.Announcement: “Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.”Announcement in a church bulletin for a National Prayer & FastingConference: “The cost for attending the Fasting & Prayer conference includes meals.Weight Watchers will meet at 7 p.m. Please use the large double doors at the side entrance.The associate minister unveiled the church’s new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday: “I Upped My Pledge, Now Up Yours!”The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make calls on people who are not afflicted with any church.Low Self-Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 to 8:30 pm. Please use the rear entrance.Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 pm in the recreation hall.Come out and watch us kill Christ the King!
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