Me And My Wife Were Just About To Leave The House … – Wordplay Jokes


Me and my wife were just about to leave the house to meet some friends for lunch, when I noticed that she hadn’t put on any make-up.
“Why haven’t you put any make-up on?” I asked.
“I don’t need make-up to make me look beautiful,” she replied with a smile.
“Well that’s a bare faced lie,” I thought to myself.




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