“Jump In The Car, I’M Taking You Out For Something… – Food-And-Drink Jokes

“Jump in the car, I’m taking you out for something to eat” I said the wife. “I’ll pay if you drive.”
“Ok!” she said “but I’m having something expensive!”
“No problem,” I replied, “just make sure you speak your order loudly and clearly into the microphone.”

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