“I’m sick of this” said my girlfriend.
“If you were half as dedicated to me as you are to Facebook then maybe we could have an adult relationship. I need more of a commitment.”
“I’m so sorry. I promise I’ll change, starting from now.” I replied, taking a deep, nervous breath, then I said the four words I knew she wanted to hear. “Will you marry me?”
But unfortunately she went offline before she had a chance to read it.