I Woke Up This Morning To My Wife Standing Over Me – Family Jokes

I Woke Up This Morning To My Wife Standing Over Me – Family Jokes

I woke up this morning to my wife standing over me.
“Happy birthday!” she burst out. “Guess where we’re going tonight?”
“Where? Where?” I asked, with delight.
“Spain! For a week!” she winked.
“The kids as well?” I said, smile spread across my face.
“Oh yes,” she giggled.
“You’re the best!” I replied. “When do you leave?”







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