I was walking down the road when I saw a few lads lifting a large box. I could see they were struggling so I went over to help.
“Come out” I boasted, “It’s all in the knees.”
“Just go away!” they shouted.
“I’m only helping” I said, spitting on my hands and lifting.
The sheer weight made me collapse in a heap and I dropped it.
Totally ruined the funeral.