I was toy shopping with my daughter when she saw some Toy Story figures on the shelves,she said,
“Are Buzz and Woody not moving because they’re not real – like the ones in Toy Story?”,
So, I played along and said, “No sweetheart, see how those one’s are in boxes?”.
She said,”Oh, can they not move because there isn’t enough room?”,
I said,”No honey, they’ve suffocated to death”.
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