I Was In Tesco Today When I Noticed A Little Old M… – Stupid Jokes

I was in Tesco today when I noticed a little old man struggling to get something from the top shelf.
“I can’t reach it, I can’t reach it” he kept saying to himself.
I walked over and said, “I can do that.”
I took my s***s off, knelt down on top of them and said, “I can’t reach it, I can’t reach it.”