I was eating at an Italian Restaurant and I ordered a Chefs special pizza.
When it arrived it tasted awful, so I demanded to speak to the chef himself
“This pizza is completely overdone and tastes like cardboard!” I complained.
“Scusami?! It is perfection! I Have been cooking this pizza for over 30 years!” He argued.
“No offence mate, but that’s a bit long for a pizza.” I Replied.