I Was Chatting To A Huge Fat Bird With Tattoos In The Pub Last Night – Stupid Jokes



I was chatting to a huge fat bird with tattoos in the pub last night.
At the end of the evening I said, “Do you fancy a little walk back to my house?”
She grabbed her coat and said, “Yeah, come on then.”
After a 15 minute walk we reached my front door and I said, “Thanks for that, see you later.”
“Why did you ask me to walk back with you if you’re not inviting me in?” she asked.
I said, “Because it’s dangerous to be walking the streets alone around here.”




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