I was at a church fair today and there was stall with lots of cakes on. I walked up to the stand and asked “how much are your cakes love”
the little lady across the table replied “one pound each dear.”
“Can I have one of those cakes please” I asked whilst pointing to the one that I wanted.
“Thats will be two pounds” said the lady
confused, I asked the lady “why is that cake “two pounds when you said all the cakes were one pound”
well said the lady “thats Madeira cake.”