I took my 6 year old son to the zoo last week. We were walking around the various cages and enclosures when all of a sudden he yells, Look Dad! It’s a frickin’ Elephant!
I was shocked and slightly angry, as everybody was looking at us.
What did you call it? I asked.
It’s a frickin’ Elephant, it says so on the picture! he said,
… and so it did,
A F R I C A N Elephant.