I Took A Girl Home From A Club Last Night – Wordplay Jokes

I took a girl home from a club last night. As soon as we got inside the front door she was all over me like a rash, kissing me all over and rubbing her hands over my body. Leaning her mouth to my ear I could feel her hot breath as she whispered, “Time to show me how hard you really are.”
Quick as a flash I punched her to the ground and kicked her teeth out.

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