I told my wife I’d bought a goat yesterday.
She said, “Oh lovely you did need one. Bet it’s all warm inside. And when it gets too hot you can put it round your waist.”
At first I thought she’d misheard me, then I realised that I was welsh and thought “fair dos.”
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