I Squeezed Up To The Bar To Get Served Next To A Fat Blonde – Sarcasm Jokes



I squeezed up to the bar to get served next to a fat blonde. “You better not try and chat me up”, she sneered.
I looked her up and down and said, “I was going to ask how you like your eggs in the morning, but it’s obviously in a McDonalds wrapper”.




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