I Just Bought A Straight Piece Of Plastic – Shopping Jokes

I Just Bought A Straight Piece Of Plastic – Shopping Jokes

I just bought a straight piece of plastic.
It rules.
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I just bought a grey lump of limestone.
It rocks.
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I just bought a Dyson.
It sucks.
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I just bought a fridge, it’s cool







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