I had a weird moment earlier with a Chinese taxi driver.
I went to put my luggage in the boot and he leaned out the drivers window and shouted “Beautiful”.
“Thanks” I said, “Now I’ll just put my luggage in the boot”.
“No, you look beautiful” He replied.
I was just about to smash his face in when he slowly said “No no, you look, boot is full”.
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