”I got fired from my job as a vet this morning for a spoonerism.” I said to my mate.
“What’s a spoonerism?” He asked.
“It’s when you mix the first letters of two words up.”
“How could you possibly get fired for that?”
“Long story short, some woman brought in a litter of pups, concerned about the small ones health. Basically she was a scruffy but capable runt..”
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