He Grabbed Me Around My Slender Neck 
I Could Not Call Or Scream – Wordplay Jokes

He Grabbed Me Around My Slender Neck I Could Not Call Or Scream – Wordplay Jokes

He grabbed me around my slender neck
I could not call or scream.
He dragged me to my dingy room
where we could not be seen.
He tore away my flimsy wrap
and gazed upon my form.
I was so cold and damp and scared
while he was dry and warm.
He pressed his feverish lips to mine
I could not make him stop.
He drained me of my inner self
i gave him every drop.
Then he cast me from his side
so now you see me here.
An empty bottle thrown away
that once was full of beer.







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