Harry And His Wife Are Driving In The Country… Joke

Harry And His Wife Are Driving In The Country… Joke


Harry and his wife are driving in the country when he sees a sign that says, “Cow For Sale…$5000.” He pulls in and says to the farmer, “There’s no cow in the world worth five thousand dollars.” The farmer says, Oh, yeah? Take a look at this.” He lifts the cow’s tail, and Harry sees the cow has a snatch just like a woman. Harry gets back in the car, turns to his wife, and says, “It’s just not fair. Here’s this farmer with a cow with a snatch like a woman, and it’s worth $5000, and here I am, with you, with a snatch like a cow, and you’re not worth shit.”

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