Flea Jokes 01 Joke

Flea Jokes 01 Joke


What is the most faithful insect?A flea, once they find someone they like they stick to them!What insect runs away from everything?A flee!What is the difference between a flea and a wolf?One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie!What to you call a Russian flea?A Moscow-ito!Two fleas where running across the top of a cereal packet?”Why are we running so fast?” said one Because it says “Tear along the dotted line” What do you call a flea that lives in an idiots ear?A space invader!What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea?Bugs Bunny!How do you start an insect race?One, two, flea – go!How do you find where a flea has bitten you?Start from scratch!What is a flea’s favorite book?The itch-hikers guide to the galaxy!

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