Entering Into Heaven Joke

Entering Into Heaven Joke


A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, “Religion?” The man says, “Methodist.” St. Peter looks down his list, and says, “Go to room 24, but be very quiet as you pa*s room 8.” Another man arrives at the gates of heaven. “Religion?” “Baptist.” “Go to room 18, but be very quiet as you pa*s room 8.” A third man arrives at the gates. “Religion?” “Jewish.” “Go to room 11, but be very quiet as you pa*s room 8.” The man says, “I can understand there being different rooms for different religions, but why must I be quiet when I pa*s room 8?” St. Peter tells him, “Well the Jehovah’s Witnesses are in room 8, and they think they’re the only ones here.

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